Consummate Professionals

'Consummate Professionals' is a new audio sitcom (scripted fiction podcast) set in an independent adult film studio under new management that aims to make pornography progressive. Follow the mis-adventures of the virtuous and neurotic manager Angela, the fastidious and pretentious artistic director Wallace, the hyper-intelligent and cynical star Cindy, and Lloyd the randy camera man.
Through their rocky beginnings as a team, they overcome hubris, turmoil, identity politics, and the forces of other pornographers to create a new strain of artistic merit in the most obscene field of entertainment in the online world.
Featuring the voices of: Cat Cooper, Ginnia Cheng, Joseph Edlin and Robbie Fox, with many more.
Written and created by Robbie Fox.
Theme Tune by Sam Rhodes.
Podcast Artwork by Peter Bazely.
Note, this show is intended for adult audiences and is not suitable for anyone below 18 years of age.

Podcasting since 2024 • 10 episodes

Consummate Professionals

Latest Episodes

Consummate Flubs

A collection of bonus outtakes from the series, largely featuring episodes 3 through 8. Huge thanks to all the cast for making the recording process so enjoyable, and especially to Sam who oversaw and operated the recordings x

January 19, 2025 • 12:07

Consummate Thanks

A quick message from the show's creator to those who have listened to the show. It is much appreciated, and we hope to return to this project in the near future, in the mean time please show to anyone who shares your sordid tastes.

January 17, 2025 • 2:26

Episode 8 - The More The Merrier

The season 1 finale sees the return of the studio's previous owner, who has brought a diabolical plan to flourish his hedonistic tendencies in the extreme.Meanwhile Angela and Caroline find a compromise to maintain their relationship, but w...

March 20, 2024 • Season 1 • Episode 8 • 36:29

Episode 7 - Transgression

Frankenstein is on the cards for the creative team at Consummate Professionals, and both Angela and Lloyd are beyond approach with overwhelming emotional discord. Can Wallace maintain balance during such turbulent times? Or will the arrival of ...

March 13, 2024 • Season 1 • Episode 7 • 30:26

Episode 6 - The Incredulous Bulk

It's Caroline's birthday and her wish is to be toured through Angela's studio, despite their schedule for today. The remarkable Alan Phallus, biggest p***s in the UK, and the worst voice in the world, for a worship fetish video. Meanwhile Lloyd...

March 06, 2024 • Season 1 • Episode 6 • 27:24

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