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Consummate Professionals
'Consummate Professionals' is a new audio sitcom (scripted fiction podcast) set in an independent adult film studio under new management that aims to make pornography progressive. Follow the mis-adventures of the virtuous and neurotic manager Angela, the fastidious and pretentious artistic director Wallace, the hyper-intelligent and cynical star Cindy, and Lloyd the randy camera man.
Through their rocky beginnings as a team, they overcome hubris, turmoil, identity politics, and the forces of other pornographers to create a new strain of artistic merit in the most obscene field of entertainment in the online world.
Featuring the voices of: Cat Cooper, Ginnia Cheng, Joseph Edlin and Robbie Fox, with many more.
Written and created by Robbie Fox.
Theme Tune by Sam Rhodes.
Podcast Artwork by Peter Bazely.
Note, this show is intended for adult audiences and is not suitable for anyone below 18 years of age.
Episodes
10 episodes
Consummate Flubs
A collection of bonus outtakes from the series, largely featuring episodes 3 through 8. Huge thanks to all the cast for making the recording process so enjoyable, and especially to Sam who oversaw and operated the recordings x
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Consummate Thanks
A quick message from the show's creator to those who have listened to the show. It is much appreciated, and we hope to return to this project in the near future, in the mean time please show to anyone who shares your sordid tastes.
Episode 8 - The More The Merrier
The season 1 finale sees the return of the studio's previous owner, who has brought a diabolical plan to flourish his hedonistic tendencies in the extreme.Meanwhile Angela and Caroline find a compromise to maintain their relationship, but w...
Episode 7 - Transgression
Frankenstein is on the cards for the creative team at Consummate Professionals, and both Angela and Lloyd are beyond approach with overwhelming emotional discord. Can Wallace maintain balance during such turbulent times? Or will the arrival of ...
Episode 6 - The Incredulous Bulk
It's Caroline's birthday and her wish is to be toured through Angela's studio, despite their schedule for today. The remarkable Alan Phallus, biggest p***s in the UK, and the worst voice in the world, for a worship fetish video. Meanwhile Lloyd...
Episode 5 - Thrills and Phils
Angela's first official production is on today's menu, making the first homosexual male presentation the studio has ever had. Wallace however is left bereft and heart broken when Cindy is brought forward to direct in his place, what scheme of r...
Episode 4 - Chivalry Will Get You Nowhere
It's a new day at Consummate Professionals, and Wallace is enamoured with their special guest Ken Starz, famed for his smooth and charismatic nature that wins everyone over, except his supposed conquest for the day; Cindy, who may have had enou...
Episode 3 - S&M Mess
Angela has conflicting feelings about the return of the startling Madam Bosom, who has returned to the studio to do what she does best, causing Angela to be more than a little distracted. Wallace and Lloyd do their best to moderate, but with Ci...
Episode 2 - Special Delivery
Wallace's latest production, the classic 'pizza delivery' routine, has been given notes to make it more accessible and less dated, much to his displeasure. Meanwhile Angela is interviewing new potential crew, including Lloyd's close ma...
Episode 1 - Regime Change
The first day at work in a new job can be tense at the best of times, but for the new owner of an adult film studio, it is practically a minefield.Angela Whittle is the new owner and manager of 'Consummate Professionals', taking on it's res...