The Cojo Tapes
In 2018, TV fashion personality Steven Cojocaru aka Cojo gabbed about all the salacious secrets & skeletons of the stars at a private party at the Chateau Marmont…he blabbed with abandon only to find out he was recorded. Presumed to be lost, The Cojo Tapes were recently discovered at the bottom of Jared Leto’s makeup drawer.
Episodes
52 episodes
Katy Perry, Justin Trudeau & Cojo - A Throuple for the Ages
Cojo takes you on a ride through Hollywood so wild, you’ll feel like you microdosed at Burning Man and copulated with half of Black Rock. Guests this week include a dream analyst on hand to interpret a dream that involves Justin Trudeau, a mapl...
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Season 3
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Episode 4
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31:36
Free Britney from The Kardashian Kult
Blazing hot topics 🔥🔥🔥🔥: Cojo’s stealth rescue of Britney Spears…How to dress like a Real Housewife (grab your cooch grazer mini & $3.99 Michael Kors body mist)…the Amazon Prime prosthetic penis…the Ariana Wicked side show x Cojo
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Season 3
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Episode 3
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45:52
The Holy Spirit Delivers a new Hymen to Pamela Anderson (and other modern miracles)
Saint Pamela Anderson leads the new Born Again Virgin movement..Grab your tissues as Meghan gives Howie Mandel a nostalgic reach-around..Jen Aniston mulls an Only Fans career AND Anderson Cooper proves Swarovski Crystals are the new gerbils xo ...
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Season 3
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Episode 2
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32:18
Spooning with Madonna (in a sarcophagus built for two)
SEASON 3 premiere!! Beware all pearl-clutchers: the brashest, most offensive and Sexiest Man Alive runner up Cojo is back with FRESH episodes of The Cojo Tapes! Fashion, celebrity, spilling tea and hot topics galore including Marjorie Taylor Gr...
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Season 3
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Episode 1
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54:38
SEASON FINALE PART 2 - Candlelight Vigil for Kim Kardashian in Vatican Square
It’s the BIG JUICY SCANDALOUS season finale of season 2 of The Cojo Tapes podcast!! We do it raw here…we call it bareback gossip! Lube up and get ready for hot topics: The Marchesa of Fomo Kim Kardashian misses the Vogue World: Hollywood event ...
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Season 2
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Episode 28
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56:58
SEASON FINALE PART 1 - Bush is Back & I Don’t Mean Laura
It’s the sizzling season finale of season 2 of The Cojo Tapes jammed with rants galore and the latest hot topics: Keith Urban & Cojo shampoo each other’s hair and take a bubble bath together, Bush - as in bountiful furry kitties - is back a...
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Season 2
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Episode 27
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27:57
The Global Labubu Bonfire (with a side slab of Austin Butler)
Did Lucifer and The Chinese team up to create the hideous Labubu bag charm (tracking device included)? How Kim K caused the great Okayama Blackout of 2025, say a prayer for Austin Butler AND Beware of Margot Robbie
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Season 2
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Episode 26
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26:02
What do Harry Goldenblatt’s Prostate & Taylor’s Feathers Have in Common?
Call the fireman with granite pecs & bulging biceps to put out the blaze created by this week’s HAWT TOPICS! Cojo starts with a loving tribute to And Just Like That…HARRY GOLDENBLATT’S PROSTATE KILLED THE FRANCHISE! PLUS all the cheap sh*t ...
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Season 2
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Episode 25
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27:14
Inside Harry Styles’s man bag: vibrator, lube & cantaloupes
The latest on Harry Styles’s foray into the sex toy biz, Madonna and battered fish and fishnets, Liam Neeson’s BBBBBD energy (intel courtesy of 3 Irish queens) AND JLo gets loud and lewd! x cojo
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Season 2
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Episode 24
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18:16
Help me Madonna, I’ve been artistically castrated!
There’s a time to really let it all hang out and this is the episode where Cojo goes all out - think verbal freeballing! The live version of this show was banned from TikTok and it’s time for a summit with Madonna about artistic freedom, censor...
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Season 2
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Episode 23
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30:52
AJLT’s Aidan Shaw - Lucifer in Birkenstocks
Cojo on satanic Aidan, Shawn Mendes’s Door Dash driver strip show, Kim’s turn at Who’s Afraid of Virginia Wolf?, Jlo’s Leotard over Lithuania tour AND the orgasm echoing all over Malibu Canyon
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Season 2
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Episode 22
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36:04
Glitz & T#ts - Welcome to the Wedding of the Year
Join Cojo in Venice as we take in the splendor - Camel Toe Khloe in leopard! Kim in Snakeskin! - of the wedding for the ages. PLUS: celebrating International Banish the Birkin Day, the Billy Ray conspiracy theory AND Jason “The Grower” Kelce go...
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Season 2
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Episode 21
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45:39
You can munch on Meghan’s edible flowers again
This week’s sizzling hot topics: Meghan restocks and bowels are moving again in Montecito, Kim’s solo freak off (with free A/C & HBO), Madonna’s pimps Norman Bates’s mother’s style PLUS Brad’s boy band audition and Ellen’s sheep orgy
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Season 2
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Episode 20
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16:46
Sabrina Carpenter gets on all fours (and she’s not looking for her keys)
It’s Cojo’s Lollapalooza of Hawt Topics featuring Sabrina’s rags to raunch tale, Hailey Bieber’s billion dollar g-string, Meghan’s new “hospitality” service, Blake’s coat of many crayons PLUS who is the mystery actor with the sandblasted face??...
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Season 2
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Episode 19
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29:43
Is Kylie “445 cc’s”Jenner the Albert Einstein of our Time?
Grab your life jacket as we spill oceans of tea on this scintillating episode! Is Kylie Jenner the Albert Einstein of our time? Does 445 cc’s = mc2? Blake’s drastic measures to connect with Tay (even it means hitting a Hell’s Kitchen tattoo par...
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Season 2
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Episode 18
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18:33
Introducing the Travis Kelce Back Hair Rug at Wayfair
Cojo’s dream man is part tight end and part gay yak, Lindsay takes the Cojo Polygraph test, JLo’s chintzy AMA wardrobe by the best bedazzlers in the Valley, Meghan mulls a fashion line AND Brad Pitt goes Only Fans
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Season 2
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Episode 17
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26:23
Halle Berry is more Oiled Up than a Jiffy Lube 5000 Mile Special
All hail to the new Hollywood Queen of TMI: Halle Berry, Cannes bans naked dresses but hosts a global hookers summit, Kim Kardashian’s F You diamond trend PLUS JoJo Siwa pops some vitamin D
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Season 2
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Episode 16
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12:57
The Met Gala Special starring Halle’s privates & Henry Cavill’s member
It’s fashion critic Cojo’s uncensored, smutty practically Only Fans content Met Gala Fashion Review Spectacular! B.Y.O.S. (bring your own scalpel) starring Madonna, Halle, Sabrina and live from the asylum Pam Anderson.
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Season 2
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Episode 15
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22:01
Is Blake Lively’s bronzer bust the Chernobyl of Spray Tanning?
Blake leaks, Meghan Markle’s pink slip, Liz Hurley ditches half of the British parliament for Billy Ray, Anna’s Kim problem and so much more!
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Season 2
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Episode 14
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18:31
Cojo in Space feat Hung Aliens & Katy Perry
Fashionista Cojo grabs his Prada crossbody and blasts into Space on the Rainbow Origin…weightlessness feels just like being in a sling! Plus scorching hawt topics: Blake Lively steals Caitlyn Jenner’s septuagenarian sex kitten look, Paris Hilto...
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Season 2
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Episode 13
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21:58
I’d Rather Have Ambien Sex - The Oscars Drowsy Dress Code
A spit roast party with Danny DeVito and Shrek would beat being parked on the red carpet among the terribly prim Shades of Westport fashions at the 2025 Oscars. Join Fashionologist Cojo - and his gleaming fangs - for his Oscars Fashion Special ...
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Season 2
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Episode 12
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24:35
Even the Monkeys were Turned On by Patrick Schwarzenegger
And naked men shall inherit the Earth - Cojo’s tribute to Patrick Schwarzenegger PLUS Kim Kardashian morphs into a Sumo Wrestler, Beyoncé is Donatella’s doppelgänger, Madonna is locked in her bathroom AND the Hollywood facelift settling process...
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Season 2
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Episode 11
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15:56
Taylor vs Blake - The Ultimate Style SmackDown!
Who is the winner of the style battle of all time? Is it Taylor and her thigh high pleather hooker boots or Blake The Bead Making Queen aka the walking Janis Joplin Hologram? PLUS Hugh comes out as…Australian, Bieber’s 101 looks for a lobotomy ...
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Season 2
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Episode 10
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39:33
Cojo’s Golden Globes Fashion Autopsy
Holy toe tags! It’s fashion critic Cojo’s raw, uncut and embalming fluid-doused take on Golden Globes fashion starring Nicole Kidman, Demi Moore, Cynthia Erivo and Kerry “where’s the gay toga party?”Washington. PLUS, Selena Gomez channels Laura...
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Season 2
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Episode 9
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27:03