The Cojo Tapes
In 2018, TV fashion personality Steven Cojocaru aka Cojo gabbed about all the salacious secrets & skeletons of the stars at a private party at the Chateau Marmont…he blabbed with abandon only to find out he was recorded. Presumed to be lost, The Cojo Tapes were recently discovered at the bottom of Jared Leto’s makeup drawer.
Episodes
33 episodes
Cojo in Space feat Hung Aliens & Katy Perry
Fashionista Cojo grabs his Prada crossbody and blasts into Space on the Rainbow Origin…weightlessness feels just like being in a sling! Plus scorching hawt topics: Blake Lively steals Caitlyn Jenner’s septuagenarian sex kitten look, Paris Hilto...
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Season 2
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Episode 13
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21:58
I’d Rather Have Ambien Sex - The Oscars Drowsy Dress Code
A spit roast party with Danny DeVito and Shrek would beat being parked on the red carpet among the terribly prim Shades of Westport fashions at the 2025 Oscars. Join Fashionologist Cojo - and his gleaming fangs - for his Oscars Fashion Special ...
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Season 2
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Episode 12
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24:35
Even the Monkeys were Turned On by Patrick Schwarzenegger
And naked men shall inherit the Earth - Cojo’s tribute to Patrick Schwarzenegger PLUS Kim Kardashian morphs into a Sumo Wrestler, Beyoncé is Donatella’s doppelgänger, Madonna is locked in her bathroom AND the Hollywood facelift settling process...
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Season 2
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Episode 11
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15:56
Taylor vs Blake - The Ultimate Style SmackDown!
Who is the winner of the style battle of all time? Is it Taylor and her thigh high pleather hooker boots or Blake The Bead Making Queen aka the walking Janis Joplin Hologram? PLUS Hugh comes out as…Australian, Bieber’s 101 looks for a lobotomy ...
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Season 2
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Episode 10
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39:33
Cojo’s Golden Globes Fashion Autopsy
Holy toe tags! It’s fashion critic Cojo’s raw, uncut and embalming fluid-doused take on Golden Globes fashion starring Nicole Kidman, Demi Moore, Cynthia Erivo and Kerry “where’s the gay toga party?”Washington. PLUS, Selena Gomez channels Laura...
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Season 2
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Episode 9
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27:03
Fur Pie a la Mode
It’s Cojo’s star-studded Style Special featuring The Cojo Awards (live fromthe parking lot of the Hilton LAX), Kim’s furry fuzzy surprise, Timothee’s Busker bust, Ryan Seacrest & The Gentleman Diaries, flowers for Khloe AND a Special In...
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Season 2
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Episode 8
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47:19
Beyoncé-o-Rama! Podcast & After Show
It’s the extended director’s cut of The Cojo Tapes starring a Beyoncé more decked out than the Rockefeller Christmas Tree, Jlo moonlighting as a cocktail waitress, the Ben Affleck Bro Fashion Moment, the Kardashian booty backlash and Nico...
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Season 2
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Episode 7
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39:20
The UK Penis is Different from Yours & Mine
It’s the Supersized Scandal Episode featuring Harry Styles & his wonky penis, Heidi Klum & Leni star in 2 Girls 1 Strudel, Demi & Angelina battle Chronic Long Hair-itis & all Cojo wants for Christmas is Goop’s Sex Pillow
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Season 2
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Episode 6
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28:24
The Dax Shepard Ca Ca Pee Pee Network
It’s the Cojo Tapes No Celebrity Bathroom Questions Zone! Join me for fun, frolic and a fashion forensic accounting on Lindsay Lohan, Pam Anderson & Sabrina Carpenter PLUS The Bride of Frankenstein Facelift AND lovemaking tips from Ki...
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Season 2
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Episode 5
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18:47
Meet Mr. & Mr. Anderson Cooper
Join fashionista Cojo as he slices and dices his way thru the latest hawt topics including: Ariana Grande’s new Toddler’s & Tiaras Collection, Khloe’s Lavender & Landfill-scented “Calabasas” bath beads, Kate & Wils’ ultimate aphrodi...
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Season 2
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Episode 4
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19:24
Gwyneth, Duct Tape & Homemade Jam
Join me for this ep’s blazing hawt topics 🔥🔥🔥🔥 featuring spiked tea on Gwyneth’s hermetically sealed vagina, Blake & Kim setting red carpet fashion back 50 years, Ben Affleck’s caveman paws PLUS Chris Martin pops in with a puppet show x coj...
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Season 2
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Episode 3
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16:19
All I Want for Xmas is a Jared Leto Plaster Cast
The ultimate Jared replica, Florence Pugh’s nipple ring fiasco, Katy Perry & the Anaconda PLUS the nepo baby backlash
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Season 2
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Episode 2
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15:40
To Britney with Love (and a side trip to Diddy’s)
SEASON 2 PREMIERE! Join uncensored Cojo on his anti-BS crusade with what is probably - and proudly - the filthiest celeb style show on Earth! Hot topics include: the real deal Britney Spears, what Pam Anderson has in common with the Manitoba ba...
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Season 2
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Episode 1
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20:33
Naked
SEASON FINALE: The Naked Episode. Join Cojo & best bros Ryan & Hugh at a men’s only clothing optional spiritual retreat in Taos, NM. Recorded in the meditation garden, Cojo & co pray & chant for the badly dressed on the red carp...
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Season 1
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Episode 20
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11:53
Below the Gucci Belt - Going South with Glen, Jared & James Bond
Men’s Fashion Special/All Male Revue XXX starring Anderson Cooper, Jared Leto, Glen Powell, Barack Obama & Gavin Newsom (aka Hot Dom Daddy)
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Season 1
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Episode 19
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16:52
Cojo’s Hot Boy Summer Guide starring Theo James & a Genetically Modified Cucumber
Theo’s Speedo sensation, Court & Demi’s meat locker naps anti-aging secret, expressing Glenn Powell’s glands AND Camilla’s HUGE fashion faux pas
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Season 1
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Episode 18
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12:58
Katy Perry, Flesh-eating Zombies & the Dawn of the Fashion Apocalypse
Bianca Censori takes a bite out of Katy Perry, JLo is the hush hush next Bond Girl, join the FREE EMMA movement AND are Jared Leto & Billy Ray the same person?
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Season 1
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Episode 17
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13:38
LIVE from the Lollapalooza of Inbreds..it’s Cojo at Royal Ascot!
Join Coj at Ascot for an exclusive chat with Camilla about pocketbooks & porn PLUS Ben’s prison break out, Henry Cavill’s trouser snake, the Friends cast exposed AND the mold violation velveteen dress Adele hasn’t taken off in 3 years ...
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Season 1
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Episode 16
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14:45
Taylor’s Wedding Dress Revealed? The Art of Macrame Couture
F#ck NDA’s…The Sweet Tea on Tay’s likely bridal, SHOCKER: JLo is as warm as fuzzy bedroom slippers (the La Lopez you don’t know) PLUS Nicole Kidman’s fashion miracle AND Shania’s emergency fashion conservatorship
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Season 1
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Episode 15
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14:44
I Have Fendi Espadrilles Older Than U: Demi & Joe’s Friction Fire
Demi teaches Joe Jonas a thing or 2 (& puts him in traction), Hollywood’s Best Mustaches from Henry to Khloe, Diving with Kim PLUS Secrets of Sex & the City from the fashion critic once dubbed “The Fifth Sex & the City Girl”
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Season 1
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Episode 14
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20:11
Like a Virgin..in Sparta: The Archeological Frenzy over Unfiltered Madonna Pics
Prying open Madonna’s (lock) box, Jlo, Ben & Cargo Shorts - A Love Triangle AND victorious Lenny Kravitz topples The Hammaconda
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Season 1
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Episode 13
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13:50
Stinky socks vs Schiaparelli: Ben & Jlo’s fashion irreconcilable differences
You’ve been served…Men’s Wearhouse 3-pack flannel shirts aplenty & dozens of scuffed size 16 Nike Dunk Lows PLUS an exclusive first look at Selena Gomez as Lady Bird Johnson, Cher & Cojo’s Chrome Hearts PJ’s slumber soiree AND Taylor Sw...
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Season 1
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Episode 12
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19:19
Nipples over Nigeria: Meghan’s Maxi Takes Flight
It’s the Duchess of Sussex County NJ & her 1-ply maxis, a valet-less Harry forced to wash his own privates PLUS Taylor vamps it in Versace, the Miss Nepo Baby Beauty Pageant AND the Cojo/Jared conspiracy theory
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Season 1
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Episode 11
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17:59
Toddlers & Tiaras Redux: Cojo’s Met Gala Fashion Spectacular
Let’s all go to the Met Gala with so many reality tartlets and sluts on hand you will feel like you’re at a 818 Tequila launch at the Saddle Ranch PLUS attack of the Walking Labia & Keith Urban teaches us how to do an updo
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Season 1
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Episode 10
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14:16
Love & thongs from the Duchess of Barstow
Meghan’s thongs to tiara’s odyssey PLUS Billie Eilish’s Hello Hogwarts possessed schoolgirl style, getting into Jon Bon Jovi’s pants, essential fashion tips for Hollywood social climbers AND requiem for Anne Hathaway’s wardrobe
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Season 1
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Episode 9
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19:41