The Cojo Tapes
In 2018, TV fashion personality Steven Cojocaru aka Cojo gabbed about all the salacious secrets & skeletons of the stars at a private party at the Chateau Marmont…he blabbed with abandon only to find out he was recorded. Presumed to be lost, The Cojo Tapes were recently discovered at the bottom of Jared Leto’s makeup drawer.
Episodes
44 episodes
Inside Harry Styles’s man bag: vibrator, lube & cantaloupes
The latest on Harry Styles’s foray into the sex toy biz, Madonna and battered fish and fishnets, Liam Neeson’s BBBBBD energy (intel courtesy of 3 Irish queens) AND JLo gets loud and lewd! x cojo
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Season 2
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Episode 24
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18:16
Help me Madonna, I’ve been artistically castrated!
There’s a time to really let it all hang out and this is the episode where Cojo goes all out - think verbal freeballing! The live version of this show was banned from TikTok and it’s time for a summit with Madonna about artistic freedom, censor...
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Season 2
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Episode 23
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30:52
AJLT’s Aidan Shaw - Lucifer in Birkenstocks
Cojo on satanic Aidan, Shawn Mendes’s Door Dash driver strip show, Kim’s turn at Who’s Afraid of Virginia Wolf?, Jlo’s Leotard over Lithuania tour AND the orgasm echoing all over Malibu Canyon
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Season 2
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Episode 22
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36:04
Glitz & T#ts - Welcome to the Wedding of the Year
Join Cojo in Venice as we take in the splendor - Camel Toe Khloe in leopard! Kim in Snakeskin! - of the wedding for the ages. PLUS: celebrating International Banish the Birkin Day, the Billy Ray conspiracy theory AND Jason “The Grower” Kelce go...
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Season 2
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Episode 21
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45:39
You can munch on Meghan’s edible flowers again
This week’s sizzling hot topics: Meghan restocks and bowels are moving again in Montecito, Kim’s solo freak off (with free A/C & HBO), Madonna’s pimps Norman Bates’s mother’s style PLUS Brad’s boy band audition and Ellen’s sheep orgy
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Season 2
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Episode 20
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16:46
Sabrina Carpenter gets on all fours (and she’s not looking for her keys)
It’s Cojo’s Lollapalooza of Hawt Topics featuring Sabrina’s rags to raunch tale, Hailey Bieber’s billion dollar g-string, Meghan’s new “hospitality” service, Blake’s coat of many crayons PLUS who is the mystery actor with the sandblasted face??...
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Season 2
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Episode 19
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29:43
Is Kylie “445 cc’s”Jenner the Albert Einstein of our Time?
Grab your life jacket as we spill oceans of tea on this scintillating episode! Is Kylie Jenner the Albert Einstein of our time? Does 445 cc’s = mc2? Blake’s drastic measures to connect with Tay (even it means hitting a Hell’s Kitchen tattoo par...
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Season 2
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Episode 18
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18:33
Introducing the Travis Kelce Back Hair Rug at Wayfair
Cojo’s dream man is part tight end and part gay yak, Lindsay takes the Cojo Polygraph test, JLo’s chintzy AMA wardrobe by the best bedazzlers in the Valley, Meghan mulls a fashion line AND Brad Pitt goes Only Fans
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Season 2
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Episode 17
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26:23
Halle Berry is more Oiled Up than a Jiffy Lube 5000 Mile Special
All hail to the new Hollywood Queen of TMI: Halle Berry, Cannes bans naked dresses but hosts a global hookers summit, Kim Kardashian’s F You diamond trend PLUS JoJo Siwa pops some vitamin D
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Season 2
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Episode 16
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12:57
The Met Gala Special starring Halle’s privates & Henry Cavill’s member
It’s fashion critic Cojo’s uncensored, smutty practically Only Fans content Met Gala Fashion Review Spectacular! B.Y.O.S. (bring your own scalpel) starring Madonna, Halle, Sabrina and live from the asylum Pam Anderson.
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Season 2
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Episode 15
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22:01
Is Blake Lively’s bronzer bust the Chernobyl of Spray Tanning?
Blake leaks, Meghan Markle’s pink slip, Liz Hurley ditches half of the British parliament for Billy Ray, Anna’s Kim problem and so much more!
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Season 2
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Episode 14
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18:31
Cojo in Space feat Hung Aliens & Katy Perry
Fashionista Cojo grabs his Prada crossbody and blasts into Space on the Rainbow Origin…weightlessness feels just like being in a sling! Plus scorching hawt topics: Blake Lively steals Caitlyn Jenner’s septuagenarian sex kitten look, Paris Hilto...
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Season 2
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Episode 13
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21:58
I’d Rather Have Ambien Sex - The Oscars Drowsy Dress Code
A spit roast party with Danny DeVito and Shrek would beat being parked on the red carpet among the terribly prim Shades of Westport fashions at the 2025 Oscars. Join Fashionologist Cojo - and his gleaming fangs - for his Oscars Fashion Special ...
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Season 2
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Episode 12
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24:35
Even the Monkeys were Turned On by Patrick Schwarzenegger
And naked men shall inherit the Earth - Cojo’s tribute to Patrick Schwarzenegger PLUS Kim Kardashian morphs into a Sumo Wrestler, Beyoncé is Donatella’s doppelgänger, Madonna is locked in her bathroom AND the Hollywood facelift settling process...
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Season 2
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Episode 11
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15:56
Taylor vs Blake - The Ultimate Style SmackDown!
Who is the winner of the style battle of all time? Is it Taylor and her thigh high pleather hooker boots or Blake The Bead Making Queen aka the walking Janis Joplin Hologram? PLUS Hugh comes out as…Australian, Bieber’s 101 looks for a lobotomy ...
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Season 2
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Episode 10
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39:33
Cojo’s Golden Globes Fashion Autopsy
Holy toe tags! It’s fashion critic Cojo’s raw, uncut and embalming fluid-doused take on Golden Globes fashion starring Nicole Kidman, Demi Moore, Cynthia Erivo and Kerry “where’s the gay toga party?”Washington. PLUS, Selena Gomez channels Laura...
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Season 2
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Episode 9
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27:03
Fur Pie a la Mode
It’s Cojo’s star-studded Style Special featuring The Cojo Awards (live fromthe parking lot of the Hilton LAX), Kim’s furry fuzzy surprise, Timothee’s Busker bust, Ryan Seacrest & The Gentleman Diaries, flowers for Khloe AND a Special In...
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Season 2
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Episode 8
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47:19
Beyoncé-o-Rama! Podcast & After Show
It’s the extended director’s cut of The Cojo Tapes starring a Beyoncé more decked out than the Rockefeller Christmas Tree, Jlo moonlighting as a cocktail waitress, the Ben Affleck Bro Fashion Moment, the Kardashian booty backlash and Nico...
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Season 2
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Episode 7
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39:20
The UK Penis is Different from Yours & Mine
It’s the Supersized Scandal Episode featuring Harry Styles & his wonky penis, Heidi Klum & Leni star in 2 Girls 1 Strudel, Demi & Angelina battle Chronic Long Hair-itis & all Cojo wants for Christmas is Goop’s Sex Pillow
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Season 2
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Episode 6
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28:24
The Dax Shepard Ca Ca Pee Pee Network
It’s the Cojo Tapes No Celebrity Bathroom Questions Zone! Join me for fun, frolic and a fashion forensic accounting on Lindsay Lohan, Pam Anderson & Sabrina Carpenter PLUS The Bride of Frankenstein Facelift AND lovemaking tips from Ki...
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Season 2
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Episode 5
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18:47
Meet Mr. & Mr. Anderson Cooper
Join fashionista Cojo as he slices and dices his way thru the latest hawt topics including: Ariana Grande’s new Toddler’s & Tiaras Collection, Khloe’s Lavender & Landfill-scented “Calabasas” bath beads, Kate & Wils’ ultimate aphrodi...
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Season 2
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Episode 4
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19:24
Gwyneth, Duct Tape & Homemade Jam
Join me for this ep’s blazing hawt topics 🔥🔥🔥🔥 featuring spiked tea on Gwyneth’s hermetically sealed vagina, Blake & Kim setting red carpet fashion back 50 years, Ben Affleck’s caveman paws PLUS Chris Martin pops in with a puppet show x coj...
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Season 2
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Episode 3
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16:19
All I Want for Xmas is a Jared Leto Plaster Cast
The ultimate Jared replica, Florence Pugh’s nipple ring fiasco, Katy Perry & the Anaconda PLUS the nepo baby backlash
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Season 2
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Episode 2
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15:40
To Britney with Love (and a side trip to Diddy’s)
SEASON 2 PREMIERE! Join uncensored Cojo on his anti-BS crusade with what is probably - and proudly - the filthiest celeb style show on Earth! Hot topics include: the real deal Britney Spears, what Pam Anderson has in common with the Manitoba ba...
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Season 2
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Episode 1
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20:33