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Beware the Madonna Zombie Bottoms

Cojo Season 1 Episode 1

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WARNING: zombified Madonna Bottoms might want to cover their ears as we do a forensic breakdown of her skanky crotch-centered looks and Sydney Sweeney’s truly incredulous bust goes IMAX. PLUS: stealth Birkins and Brad Pitt’s whiskey-laced smoothies ($28.99 at Erewhon)

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