Road to Nowhere
A road trip without wheels. We're having fun here. Two brothers, Zach and Alex, and their friend Paul discuss everyday life. History. Pet peeves. Spousal issues. Costco reviews. Why is your diet not working? Did we land on the moon? We have all these answers and more. Join us. Who doesn't love a good road trip conversation
Episodes
24 episodes
Rebate for The Debate and HBO does Harry Potter | Ep. 24 |
Trump and Kamala face off. We discuss if cats and dogs are really getting eaten. Also we break down 9/11. We cover dating and how Spain's approach is from the stone age. We also talk about the people posting way too many concert videos on socia...
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Episode 24
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48:27
Hotmail accounts back in style & Chick-fil-A takes on Streaming | Ep 23 |
This week we break down who’s had a better career. Will Ferrell or Adam Sandler? Also, Kamala and Trump petty jabs. We cover Hotmail accounts and why adults need to stop using them. We go over Chick-fil-A new streaming service. Don’t miss...
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Episode 23
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46:41
Crooked Dentists and Haunted House employees | Ep 22 |
Dentist tries to rip Zach off. RFK hides a bear in Central Park under a bike as a sweet prank as 50 year olds do. We discuss the Appalachian mountains and the wild burly men who braved crossing the mountain range. Also we discuss if we would le...
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Episode 22
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39:30
Olympic break dancing and rawdogging flights | Ep. 21 |
We discuss our favorite olympic events. Also Kamala vs. RFK vs. Trump vs. Rogan. Also, we have a heated discussion on eating strangers leftovers at restaurants. Zach goes on a passionate rant about english television. We cover which seat is bes...
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Episode 21
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52:44
West or East Coast. Which is cooler? | Ep. 20 |
We’re in Cali on the road for this pod. We cover all the good things this week. Homeless people with 6 packs. Beach vibes. Family trips and even cover some Cortez history!
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Episode 20
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35:39
Brad Pitt, Christian Bale, Kamala Harris or Tom Cruise? | Ep 19 |
Brad Pitt or Christian Bale? Trump or Kamala? Would you go back in time and kill Hitler? Kids are dressing like we're in the 90's except they all have good options. We also cover cancel culture and Kamala's laugh. Check it out!
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Episode 19
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56:19
Is the U.S. still the greatest country? | Ep. 18 |
From assassination attempts and old geezer candidates. Our pets heads are falling off! This week we cover everything from taking your shoes off at parties for some dumb reason to trying to assassinate Presidents over chicks. We also cover Histo...
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Episode 18
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1:02:53
Why do pilots interrupt our inflight entertainment? | w/Dayne Ep 17 |
He's not as cool as Joe Rogan, but they share a passion for bears. This week we are joined by my wild commercial pilot friend, Dayne. He breaks down why pilots always interrupt in flight entertainment, close calls while hunting, and why stero...
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Episode 17
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57:06
What is the most annoying type of person? | Ep 16 |
This week's episode we cover the Prez debate. Also people who facetime in public. How are voices sound too similiar. How Britain controlled Hong Kong. And how pedestrians even stay alive these days. Check it out.
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Episode 16
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58:07
When did your wife drink the Disney Kool-Aid? | Ep 15 |
This week we cover why Mcdonald's fries smell so freaking good. How US spent $300 mil on a crappy pier in Gaza. Stuff flying out of trucks on freeway and how Zach would thrive as Huck Finn's best friend. That and so much more! Check it.
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Episode 15
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54:31
How to bully kids in the 90's ft. James Sukhan | Ep 14 |
Fun convo with the famous James Sukhan. We discuss him being a celebrity in Thailand. Why people confuse him for a Polynesian. Also We cover awkward dating in High School and almost getting killed by 2 rednecks only to be saved by cops. Check i...
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Episode 14
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55:17
Why are we obsessed with Cults? | Ep 13 |
What to do with someone’s ashes? What’s with amusement park culture. Was Joan of Arc a man? What cult would you fit best into? We cover it all in this great episode.
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Episode 13
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57:29
Why does turning 40 make you sexier? | Ep 12 |
Are we becoming Karens? Our friend Mason joins the pod to discuss turning 40 and his new cool CPAP machine. We go over the Vietnam war. Rollerblading. And how adult Halloween parties are uncomfortable.
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Episode 12
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1:31:11
Should we start taking Ozempic? | Ep 11 |
Was Chris Columbus really dumb? Is Ozempic the miracle drug? What 90's nastalgia do you miss? We cover all that and more in this episode. Don't miss. Especially the part where Alex recounts his story of moving out of Zach's bedroom once and for...
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Episode 11
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51:16
How to teach your kids about birds and bees | Ep 10 |
This week we cover 'Pandemic Abs' to the mystical enigma of Loch Ness Monster sightings. Gear up for a session filled with belly laughs and nostalgic nods as we explore everything from the evolution of the wallet to the complexities of the offs...
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Season 1
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Episode 10
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55:58
Diesel Dave from Diesel Brothers tells how to get a tv show | Road to Nowhere Ep 9 |
My boys Diesel Dave from Discovery Channel's Diesel Brothers. And Sloth my other great friend stop by to talk the good old days, Diesel Brothers and how to find buried treasure
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Season 1
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Episode 9
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51:19
How to date an AI | Ep 8 |
One of us leaves our wife for AI. The other gets groped a little too much going through TSA. What was with George Washington's teeth? All that and more. Let's have some fun.
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Episode 8
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51:03
How to not get a speeding ticket | Ep 7 |
This week we cover Hitler's love for meth. Alex's kid rats out an innocent teenager. We learn how to win the Boston Marathon with very little training. Also how to respond when being pulled over. Much fun had. Enjoy.
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Episode 7
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41:46
Why does Europe smell worse than U.S? | Ep 6 |
We're back! We're covering dorks in the Masters. How not to get egged by young punks. Why JFK botched something huge and why losing your rental car keys sucks and cost $$$$
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Episode 6
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55:06
How to win Survivor | Ep 5 |
Special guest today! Our Costco Correspondent stops by to discuss everything Costco. How he would win Survivor and how to be awkward with people at the grocery store. Don’t miss this.
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Season 1
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Episode 5
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49:12
How to screw up a first date | Ep 4 |
Did you lose your smell during covid? Did you had stomach problems on your first date or day on the job? Did you hear about the guy eating a human leg? How do you like quick trivia. We had some fun on the podcast. And we can't forget to h...
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Episode 4
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48:33
Wife cancel culture | Ep 3
We're having fun on this weeks episode. We cover close talkers. How to set booby traps for intruders. The Supreme Court. Cloning hybrid sheep to hunt. That and so much more about how our wives are tightening our leash. If you want to watc...
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Episode 3
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49:03