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SLEEP NOTHINGS
Having trouble sleeping? Listen to my gorgeous soothing voice as I read banal material, accompanied by calming music, that will help you fall asleep. I won't bore you to death, but I will bore you to sleep.
Episodes drop Tuesdays and Fridays. Sweet Dreams.
Episodes
67 episodes
E67 - Preparing Homes for Wildfire
Listen to a cozy crackling fireplace while I read from the National Fire Protection Association® (NFPA®) website about preparing homes for wildfire.Sweet Dreams.14 minutes.
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E66 - Song Lyrics
Listen to me read song lyrics while the sound of waves washing up on shore play in the background. Oh, and maybe you can hear my dishwasher and neighbour's snowblower in the background. If you can, consider this a Bonus Episode. Who doesn't lik...
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E65 - The Tea Act of 1773
Listen to sounds of a forest river (a forest river!) as I tell you about The Tea Act of 1773: The Catalyst of the Boston Tea Party. Yep. And it's all free. FREE! Sweet Dreams.12 minutes.
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E64 - Taco Bell Menu Items
Listen to forest sounds while I read off the Taco Bell menu. Mmmmmmm. Now go to sleep, you big baby. Sweet Dreams.12 Minutes.
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E63 - Pirates vs Yankees October 3, 1960
Listen to some ambient music while I recap the Pirates vs Yankees baseball game from October 3, 1960. Sweet Dreams.13 minutes.
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E62 - Quotes and Scenes from Showgirls, the movie
Hey. Listen to some ocean wavy sounds while I read quotes and scenes from the movie "Showgirls".Sweet Dreams.11 minutes.
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E61 - World Triathlon Athlete's Agreement - Sections 10, 11, 12
I read sections 10, 11 and 12 of the World Triathlon Athlete's Agreement, with a Mozart Lullaby For Babies in the background. Sweet Dreams.11 Minutes
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E60 - 56 New, Fun Sex Positions
Hey. I'll review 56 Sex Positions with piano background music.Sweet Dreams.14 minutes.
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E59 - How To Replace a Toilet
Hey. Listen to rain falling in a forest while I walk you through the steps to replace a toilet.Sweet Dreams.12 minutes.
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E 58 - Touring Acts' Backstage Riders
Hey. Listen to waves crashing onto a beach while I read backstage riders from touring contracts of Rihanna, Frank Sinatra, and Van Halen.Sweet Dreams.15 minutes.
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E57 - OnlyFans Community Guidelines
Why not listen to soothing piano, guitar and birds, while I read some OnlyFans Community Guidelines. Sweet Dreams.11 minutes.
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Episode 57
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E56 - Prime Numbers, Backwards, from 863
Listen to rain in a forest while I read Prime Numbers, Backwards, from #863. Sweet Dreams.11 Minutes
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Episode 56
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E55 - Assembling a Ping Pong Table
Listen to waves crashing onto a beach while I read Ping Pong Table assembly instructions. Sweet Dreams.15 minutes.
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Episode 55
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E54 - Floral Design Competition Rules and Regulations
Listen to soft piano music while I read the rules and regulations for the South Texas State Fair Floral Design Competition. Sweet Dreams.15 minutes.
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Episode 54
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E53 - VIAGRA
Listen to ocean sounds while I tell you about the drug Viagra.Sweet Dreams. 13 minutes.
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Episode 53
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E52 - Elevator Repairs
Listen to nature sounds of a forest river while I read from an elevator repair manual. I hope it's not too exciting that it doesn't help you sleep.Sweet Dreams. 13 minutes.
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E51 - Weather Forecasts
Fall asleep to the sound of ocean waves ... and me, reading weather forecasts.Sweet Dreams. 14 Minutes.
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Episode 51
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E50 - HP Printer Help
Listen to rain fall in a forest while I help you load a paper tray, fix a paper jam, and replace an ink cartridge for your HP printer. Sweet Dreams.13 Minutes.
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Episode 50
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E49 - How to Make Glass
Listen to soft piano and birds (little birdies!) while I explain the making glass process. Sweet Dreams.12 Minutes.
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Episode 49
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E48 - Mastercard Terms of Use
Listen to rain in the forest as I read an excerpt from Mastercard's Terms of Use. Sweet Dreams.13 Minutes
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Episode 48
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E47 - General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade (GATT)
Listen to ambient music while I read from Part 1, Article 2 (two of my favourites) from the General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade (GATT). Sweet dreams.13 minutes.
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Episode 47
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E46 - Rice and Canned Soup cooking instructions
Listen to nature sounds heard by a forest river while I read how to cook some rice and canned soup. Sweet Dreams.10 Minutes.
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Episode 46
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E45 - Random Internet Open Letter To Grandma
Listen to ambient piano music while I read a random person's Open Letter to their grandma found on the Internet Machine. Sweet Dreams.12 Minutes.
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