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SLEEP NOTHINGS
Having trouble sleeping? Listen to my gorgeous soothing voice as I read banal material, accompanied by calming music, that will help you fall asleep. I won't bore you to death, but I will bore you to sleep.
Episodes drop Tuesdays and Fridays. Sweet Dreams.
Episodes
83 episodes
E83 - How a Cardboard Box is Made
How is a cardboard box made, you ask? Let me tell you. While I put you to sleep. With the sound of rain in the forest. Sounds good, huh? NOW GO TO SLEEP!Sweet Dreams.12 minutes.
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E82 - How to Build a Birdhouse
Listen to soft piano and little birdies while I tell you how to build a birdhouse. Yes, a birdhouse. A house, for birds.Sweet Dreams.12 minutes.
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12:26
E81 - The Ultimate All-inclusive Vacation Packing List
Listen to waves crashing on a beach (is that where you're going?) while I read off a list of stuff you need to pack. But don't start packing now. Just go to sleep.Sweet Dreams.12 minutes.
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12:14
E80 - How to Weed your Garden
Listen to me tell you how to weed your garden. From thegardencontinuum.com. Maybe you know it? I doubt it. Who cares ... Just go to sleep.Sweet Dreams.14 minutes.
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14:16
E79 - Movie Titles Turned to Porn Titles
Listen to me read a list of Movie Titles Turned to Porn Titles. If you want. You don't have to. BTW, I didn't make these up. And I didn't watch any of them. I'm pretty sure I didn't. Oh, and some soothing beach sounds. I think that's nice. Beac...
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Episode 79
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10:16
E78 - Birding for Beginners
Listen to the soothing sounds of little birdies and piano while I read about Birding for Beginners. What could be better?Sweet Dreams.14 minutes.
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Episode 78
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14:20
E77 - Olympic Curling Rules
Listen to ambient music while I explain the rules of curling to you. Because it's important to know the rules. Maybe not.Sweet Dreams.11 minutes.
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Episode 77
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11:22
E76 - How to Fold Clothes
Do you still not know how to fold clothes? Who are you, and what's wrong with you? Learn how to fold clothes while ambient music plays in the background.Sweet Dreams.13 minutes.
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Episode 76
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13:37
E75 - Indianapolis Traffic News
Listen to the soothing sound of waves crashing onto an ocean beach while I read Indianapolis traffic reports.Sweet Dreams.14 minutes.
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Season 1
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Episode 75
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14:01
E74 - ABBA's Mamma Mia, backwards
Listen to Mamma Mia piano, ballad version (check out ABBA Piano Covers, on YouTube) while I read the lyrics to the song, backwards. Why? Why not?Sweet Dreams.11 Minutes.
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Episode 74
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11:15
E73 - Certificate in Data Analytics
Listen to rain in a forest while I describe to you what you'll learn while Obtaining a Certificate in Data (zzzzzzzzz) Analytics (zzzzzzzzzz).Sweet Dreams.10 minutes.
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10:16
E72 - How to Cut Your Own Hair
Listen to ocean waves on a beach while I read five steps to cutting your own hair from Laurakcollins.com. LaurakCollins!!!! Do you know who she is??!!!! Neither do I.Sweet Dreams.13 minutes.
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Episode 72
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13:22
E71 - Racoons in your Attic?
Hey, having trouble sleeping? Maybe you've got racoons in your attic? Or maybe it's a gassy gut? If it's racoons, listen to piano music while I read off 5 tips to remove them. If it's gas, maybe go for a poopy?Sweet dreams.11 minu...
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Episode 71
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11:17
E70 - Slang words, by decade
Listen to a babbling brook (babbling!) while I read definitions of slang words by decade, starting with the 1920's. Remember the 20's? I don't think you do. But if you do, I don't think you need a Sleep Aid app.Sweet Dreams.19 min...
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19:07
E69 - Most Popular Google Searches
Listen to forest river nature sounds while I read off the most popular Google searches.Sweet Dreams.11 minutes.
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11:01
E68 - Tylenol Extra Strength Drug Facts
Listen to the sound of ocean waves crashing up on shore while I read Tylenol Extra Strength Drug Facts as printed on the bottle label.Sweet Dreams.15 minutes.
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15:00
E67 - Preparing Homes for Wildfire
Listen to a cozy crackling fireplace while I read from the National Fire Protection Association® (NFPA®) website about preparing homes for wildfire.Sweet Dreams.14 minutes.
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14:01
E66 - Song Lyrics
Listen to me read song lyrics while the sound of waves washing up on shore play in the background. Oh, and maybe you can hear my dishwasher and neighbour's snowblower in the background. If you can, consider this a Bonus Episode. Who doesn't lik...
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E65 - The Tea Act of 1773
Listen to sounds of a forest river (a forest river!) as I tell you about The Tea Act of 1773: The Catalyst of the Boston Tea Party. Yep. And it's all free. FREE! Sweet Dreams.12 minutes.
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12:00
E64 - Taco Bell Menu Items
Listen to forest sounds while I read off the Taco Bell menu. Mmmmmmm. Now go to sleep, you big baby. Sweet Dreams.12 Minutes.
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12:00
E63 - Pirates vs Yankees October 3, 1960
Listen to some ambient music while I recap the Pirates vs Yankees baseball game from October 3, 1960. Sweet Dreams.13 minutes.
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13:01
E62 - Quotes and Scenes from Showgirls, the movie
Hey. Listen to some ocean wavy sounds while I read quotes and scenes from the movie "Showgirls".Sweet Dreams.11 minutes.
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11:08
E61 - World Triathlon Athlete's Agreement - Sections 10, 11, 12
I read sections 10, 11 and 12 of the World Triathlon Athlete's Agreement, with a Mozart Lullaby For Babies in the background. Sweet Dreams.11 Minutes
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