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SLEEP NOTHINGS
Having trouble sleeping? Listen to my gorgeous soothing voice as I read banal material, accompanied by calming music, that will help you fall asleep. I won't bore you to death, but I will bore you to sleep.
Episodes drop Tuesdays and Fridays. Sweet Dreams.
Episodes
51 episodes
E51 - Weather Forecasts
Fall asleep to the sound of ocean waves ... and me, reading weather forecasts.Sweet Dreams. 14 Minutes.
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Episode 51
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E50 - HP Printer Help
Listen to rain fall in a forest while I help you load a paper tray, fix a paper jam, and replace an ink cartridge for your HP printer. Sweet Dreams.13 Minutes.
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Episode 50
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13:00
E49 - How to Make Glass
Listen to soft piano and birds (little birdies!) while I explain the making glass process. Sweet Dreams.12 Minutes.
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Episode 49
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12:00
E48 - Mastercard Terms of Use
Listen to rain in the forest as I read an excerpt from Mastercard's Terms of Use. Sweet Dreams.13 Minutes
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Episode 48
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13:01
E47 - General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade (GATT)
Listen to ambient music while I read from Part 1, Article 2 (two of my favourites) from the General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade (GATT). Sweet dreams.13 minutes.
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Episode 47
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13:01
E46 - Rice and Canned Soup cooking instructions
Listen to nature sounds heard by a forest river while I read how to cook some rice and canned soup. Sweet Dreams.10 Minutes.
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Episode 46
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10:01
E45 - Random Internet Open Letter To Grandma
Listen to ambient piano music while I read a random person's Open Letter to their grandma found on the Internet Machine. Sweet Dreams.12 Minutes.
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Episode 45
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12:00
E44 - Bowling Alley Maintenance Tips
Listen to a forest rain while I read to you (for free!) Bowling Alley Maintenance Tips. You're Welcome. And Sweet Dreams.11 Minutes.
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Episode 44
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11:00
E43 - Sleep Meditation For Reals
This is like a real sleep meditation episode. Enjoy. Sweet Dreams.10 Minutes (and a little bit more)
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Episode 43
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10:16
E42 - Samsung Privacy Policy
Listen to soothing music while I read an excerpt from the Samsung Privacy Policy.Sweet Dreams.12 Minutes.
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Episode 42
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12:00
E41 - Young & Restless Transcript for Friday, December 24, 2021
Listen to me read from the Young & Restless Transcript for Friday, December 24, 2021. Sweet Dreams.13 Minutes.
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Episode 41
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13:00
E40 - Netflix Terms of Use
Ambient music while I read from Netflix's Terms of Use. Sweet Dreams.12 Minutes.
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Episode 40
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12:00
E39 - Trees
Listen to nature sounds by a forest river while I describe 4 different types of trees.Sweet Dreams.14 minutes.
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Episode 39
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14:01
E38 - Marfa, Texas
Listen to ambient piano music while I tell you a little about Marfa, Texas.Sweet Dreams.11 Minutes.
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Episode 38
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11:01
E37 - Kamla-Kay On-Set Model Etiquette
Listen to ambient music while I read on-set Dos and Don'ts for models.Sweet Dreams.12 Minutes.
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Episode 37
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12:00
E36 - San Jose Lactation Accommodation Policy
Listen to light rain in the forest as I read from the City of San Jose's Lactation Accommodation Policy. Sweet Dreams.12 Minutes.
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Episode 36
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12:00
E35 - Breville Toaster Instructions
Listen to ambient music whilst I read from the Breville Bit More Plus ToasterInstruction Book. Sweet Dreams.12 Minutes.
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Episode 35
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12:00
E34 - Amazon WorkDocs License Agreement
Listen to nature sounds of a forest river while I read from Amazon's WorkDocs License Agreement. Sweet Dreams.14 Minutes.
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Episode 34
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14:01
E33 - Generally Accepted Accounting Principles (GAAP), or (ZZZZ)
Listen to some lullaby music while I try to read my way through some Generally Accepted Accounting Principles. Sweet Dreams.15 Minutes.
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Episode 33
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14:59
E32 - Manulife Insurance Policy
Listen to ambient music while I read from a Manulife insurance policy. Try to stay awake; I challenge you. Sweet dreams.13 Minutes.
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Episode 32
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13:00
E31 - Conversations With Kids
Listen to rain fall in a forest while I recite conversations with kids.Sweet Dreams.11 Minutes.
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Episode 31
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11:00
E30 - Tim Hortons' 'Roll Up The Rim To Win' Contest Rules
Listen to ambient music while I read Tim Hortons' 'Roll Up The Rim To Win' Contest Rules. Sweet Dreams.15 Minutes.
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Episode 30
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15:00
E29 - How to Read Utility Meters in Garland, Texas.
Listen to piano music and birds (yes, soothing music AND birds) while I explain how to read electric and water meters in Garland, Texas.Sweet Dreams.12 Minutes.
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Episode 29
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12:00
E28 - How to Set a Formal Dinner Table, According to Etiquette Experts
Listen to ambient piano music while I read from Martha Stewart's website -- How to Set a Formal Dinner Table, According to Etiquette Experts.Sweet Dreams.14 Minutes.
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Episode 28
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14:00
E27 - Troubleshooting the Honeywell T8635L Microelectronic Communicating Programmable Thermostat
Listen to rainforest sounds while I read how to troubleshoot problems from the Honeywell T8635L Microelectronic Communicating Programmable Thermostat Users Guide. Sweet Dreams.13 Minutes.
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Episode 27
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13:00