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Goat & Glaze Season 3 Episode 1

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After a mandated, three-month hiatus following a major "kerfuffle" with an authoritative agency—sparked by a complaint over a candy bag of dicks that ran parallel to a lawsuit—Goat and Glaze are officially back for Season 3, ready to tackle tough topics and share their unconventional brand of therapy. The duo recounts the absurd investigation into the prank, which included memorable lines like Goat declaring his position to be "very dick independent," and notes the suspicious clearing of the complaint immediately after Glaze settled his separate lawsuit. Kicking off their new focus on tough topics, they immediately dissect the Thanksgiving holiday, jokingly forming a "Turkey Coalition" to question why the turkey is the designated sacrificial bird. They also express gratitude for the return of reliable blue text messages and announce the launch of their new merch shop featuring "Trauma Treasures," including the "Therapy Winner Hoodie" and their own Von Valdez coffee. The episode concludes with a playful teaser for an upcoming topic: the origin and meaning of the middle finger, asking if the universally recognized gesture is a case of "finger racism."