Goat & Glaze's Podcast
We're Goat & Glaze, your unlikely best buds with a shared love of the weird, the wonderful, and the glazed. In each episode, we tackle a mind-bending topic, interview a fascinating guest, and then there's Goat's Chronicles.
Brace yourselves for hilarious (and slightly disturbing) tales from Goat's life that will leave you both laughing and questioning your sanity.
https://www.goatandglaze.com/
Episodes
30 episodes
Double Entendre
In Season 3, Episode 8 of the Goat and Glaze podcast, titled "Double Entendre," hosts Goat and Glaze are joined by Corbin for a high-energy session that kicks off with Glaze expressing extreme frustration over a technical failure that lost thei...
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Season 3
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Episode 8
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36:47
It's a surprise
Dragons, Dinosaurs, and DistrustIn this episode of the Goat and Glaze podcast, the hosts tear down the wall between "conspiracy" and "truth." What starts with a confession about "bouncing dirt" off people quickly spirals in...
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Season 3
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Episode 7
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47:10
Memorable Moments
Slapping Oil, Disgruntled Daves, and Bathroom BattlesIn this hilariously chaotic episode of Goat and Glaze, the guys settle in with some Gentleman Jack to trade stories from the front lines of parenting, prison slang, and t...
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Season 3
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Episode 6
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51:36
Alphabetical
In this episode of the podcast, the hosts (including Goat) are joined by a special guest, Korben, for a chaotic and humorous discussion that blends conspiracy theories, personal anecdotes, and a satirical deep dive into the origin...
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Season 3
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Episode 5
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42:12
I dropped my shirt with me in it
In this episode, the hosts blend personal anecdotes, characteristic humor, and deep-dive conspiracy theories, all while sampling "Champagne Bears" (gummy bears) and discussing high-end whiskey.Falling Down and Looking UpThe episod...
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Season 3
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Episode 4
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51:41
New Year, New You, Same Us
In this episode of the podcast (Season 3, Episode 3), Double G opens the year 2026 with their usual brand of irreverent and often politically incorrect humor.Episode HighlightsMerch & New Beginnings: The hos...
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Season 3
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Episode 3
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55:53
Can you see quicksand?
In this episode focused on tackling tough topics, Goat and Glaze are joined by "Korben Dallas" (previously Zoltar) to explore the highly unusual question: "How do blind people know what humans look like?" The discussion quickly sp...
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Season 3
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Episode 2
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42:01
IDOC Drops In
After a mandated, three-month hiatus following a major "kerfuffle" with an authoritative agency—sparked by a complaint over a candy bag of dicks that ran parallel to a lawsuit—Goat and Glaze are officially back for Season 3, ready to tac...
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Season 3
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Episode 1
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56:37
Season 2 Comes to an End
A Return to the Mic and a Texas MisadventureAfter a brief hiatus, the guys are back to wrap up Season 2. The episode begins with a candid acknowledgment of their break, which was due to the "chaos of life" and a "felon on the run"...
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Season 2
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Episode 15
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38:27
The Nut Cork
In this episode of "Goat and Glaze," we dive into a truly "horrifying" personal medical experience, where one of us underwent a procedure without any pain medication, despite expectations. We compare this ordeal to a friend's much milder experi...
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Season 2
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Episode 14
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27:57
FFwP & NLM
Goat and Glaze kick off this episode, possibly titled "FFP" (Fuckery of F**king with People), by recounting their elaborate methods of pranking scammers. Glaze describes responding to a "wrong number" text with absurd Midwest slang, detailing h...
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Season 2
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Episode 13
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46:44
Side of Grace #2
In this episode, Goat and Glaze continue their "Grace" series, explaining that Grace, while temporarily absent, remains a crucial part of their therapeutic podcast journey. They highlight the importance of a support system, noting that s...
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Season 2
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Episode 12
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54:34
Sugar Bitches
Alright, so, we're kicking this off with some "sugar bitch" talk, 'cause you know, you're always learning, right? We're sipping on some mead – that's honey wine for you uncultured swine – and Glaze's all about this vanilla hive blend. ...
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Season 2
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Episode 11
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34:07
Goat & Glaze with a side of Grace begins
Wow, episode ten of season two already – it's hard to believe! This time around, it's just Glaze and me holding down the fort, as Grace will be back with us soon. We're kind of going off-script this episode, touching on some of the deeper stuff...
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Season 2
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Episode 10
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33:43
