Goat & Glaze's Podcast
We're Goat & Glaze, your unlikely best buds with a shared love of the weird, the wonderful, and the glazed. In each episode, we tackle a mind-bending topic, interview a fascinating guest, and then there's Goat's Chronicles.
Brace yourselves for hilarious (and slightly disturbing) tales from Goat's life that will leave you both laughing and questioning your sanity.
https://www.goatandglaze.com/
Episodes
25 episodes
New Year, New You, Same Us
In this episode of the podcast (Season 3, Episode 3), Double G opens the year 2026 with their usual brand of irreverent and often politically incorrect humor.Episode HighlightsMerch & New Beginnings: The hos...
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Season 3
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Episode 3
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55:53
Can you see quicksand?
In this episode focused on tackling tough topics, Goat and Glaze are joined by "Korben Dallas" (previously Zoltar) to explore the highly unusual question: "How do blind people know what humans look like?" The discussion quickly sp...
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Season 3
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Episode 2
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42:01
IDOC Drops In
After a mandated, three-month hiatus following a major "kerfuffle" with an authoritative agency—sparked by a complaint over a candy bag of dicks that ran parallel to a lawsuit—Goat and Glaze are officially back for Season 3, ready to tac...
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Season 3
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Episode 1
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56:37
Season 2 Comes to an End
A Return to the Mic and a Texas MisadventureAfter a brief hiatus, the guys are back to wrap up Season 2. The episode begins with a candid acknowledgment of their break, which was due to the "chaos of life" and a "felon on the run"...
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Season 2
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Episode 15
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38:27
The Nut Cork
In this episode of "Goat and Glaze," we dive into a truly "horrifying" personal medical experience, where one of us underwent a procedure without any pain medication, despite expectations. We compare this ordeal to a friend's much milder experi...
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Season 2
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Episode 14
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27:57
FFwP & NLM
Goat and Glaze kick off this episode, possibly titled "FFP" (Fuckery of F**king with People), by recounting their elaborate methods of pranking scammers. Glaze describes responding to a "wrong number" text with absurd Midwest slang, detailing h...
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Season 2
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Episode 13
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46:44
Side of Grace #2
In this episode, Goat and Glaze continue their "Grace" series, explaining that Grace, while temporarily absent, remains a crucial part of their therapeutic podcast journey. They highlight the importance of a support system, noting that s...
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Season 2
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Episode 12
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54:34
Sugar Bitches
Alright, so, we're kicking this off with some "sugar bitch" talk, 'cause you know, you're always learning, right? We're sipping on some mead – that's honey wine for you uncultured swine – and Glaze's all about this vanilla hive blend. ...
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Season 2
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Episode 11
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34:07
Goat & Glaze with a side of Grace begins
Wow, episode ten of season two already – it's hard to believe! This time around, it's just Glaze and me holding down the fort, as Grace will be back with us soon. We're kind of going off-script this episode, touching on some of the deeper stuff...
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Season 2
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Episode 10
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33:43
Welcome to Charleston
We head to Chucktown to perform an interview at a cool location (neither of which happened) and to find out if we won an award.
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Season 2
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Episode 7
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25:13
No Turn on Red
Cant believe we have made it to 6 episodes! If you are this person we are discussing....you suck!
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Season 1
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Episode 6
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28:27
FedEx Guy
Another banger has dropped with FedEx guy and an extra special guest that you have to tune in for.
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Season 1
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Episode 5
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29:39
Mom Ghost
We are still not canceled and here to talk about a mother's day ghosting with the one and only white knitter.
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Season 1
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Episode 4
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30:26
Bid Boosting Backfire
We continue to amaze ourselves by still being allowed to have a show! Have you ever boosted a bid and it backfired??? Yes? No? Find out!
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Season 1
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Episode 3
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30:23