New Year, New You, Same Us

In this episode of the podcast (Season 3, Episode 3), Double G opens the year 2026 with their usual brand of irreverent and often politically incorrect humor.

Episode Highlights

• Merch & New Beginnings: The hosts discuss their new intro song and promote their latest merchandise, specifically highlighting a "Braille shirt" (the "Steve's Wonder Tee"). They joke about the irony of a Braille shirt that blind people can't actually read because it isn't embossed.
• Observations on Accessibility: This leads to a comedic riff on the placement of Braille in public spaces. They question how blind people find Braille signs on restroom walls or why Braille is included on drive-up ATM buttons, jokingly suggesting they wait at an ATM to "rob" a blind driver.
• New Year’s Resolutions: They revisit their stance that "resolutions are dumb." One host tells a story about a man named Luis who joined an expensive gym ($65/month) only to go home immediately without working out.
• "Black Chris" and the Plate of Dicks: A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to a listener/friend named "Black Chris." They laugh over a photo he sent of a New Year's Eve meal involving pretzel breadsticks and ranch dressing that looked unintentionally phallic.
• Prison & Race Jokes: The conversation shifts to one host’s brother in prison ("the joint"), his interactions with a Hispanic inmate named Enrique, and a "Yakuza" coworker named Dave. The humor relies heavily on racial stereotypes and "petty" observations.
• The "Tough Topic" – Lawn Care Etiquette: The hosts eventually get to their main topic: what time is it socially acceptable to start lawn work? They complain about neighbors using leaf blowers as early as 7:45 AM on holidays and discuss the efficiency (or lack thereof) of professional landscaping crews.