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Goat & Glaze Season 3 Episode 12

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The boys are back—and for the first time ever, they’re holding down the fort from separate locations! Goat and Glaze kick things off with a little holiday cheer in July, an impromptu whiskey-and-vodka brunch, and an update on Goat’s ongoing "unplanned retirement."

Things quickly derail in classic Goat & Glaze fashion as they discuss:

  • The Ultimate Flex (or Fail): Glaze’s latest watch pickup, a guy rocking two watches at once, and a terrible idea for the official "Goat & Glaze" watch line.
  • Public Nuisances: Encountering a guy watching a "how-to-eat-a-jelly-croissant" tutorial on full speaker volume in the middle of a grocery store.
  • Tech Traps: Why cell phones might actually be a health hazard and why Hook needs to hang onto his prepaid burner phone.
  • Goat’s Chronicle: Goat takes us back to his roots, sharing wild childhood memories of taking Sunday family dinners inside a prison yard—and the time a fresh ex-con almost took him out over a truck tow gone wrong.

Grab a drink (brunch or otherwise), hit play, and hang out with the weirdest duo on the mic!