we are NOT the SAME
We Are Not the Same: Join our comedic journey as Bodybuilder Barbie flexes her muscles against Daria’s dry wit! Dive into the hilarity of life’s twists and turns through the eyes of two contrasting besties who prove that different perspectives lead to the best stories. Tune in for laughs, randomness, and a sprinkle of chaos!
we are NOT the SAME
Confess-a-thon: The Game Where Nobody Wins But Everyone Laughs
After a heavy episode about ketamine therapy, Heather and Lacey lighten the mood with a nostalgic game of "Never Have I Ever" that quickly spirals into a hilarious confessional of their wild pasts. What begins as innocent reminiscing transforms into a revealing glimpse of their journey from chaotic youth to calm adulthood.
The hosts trade shocking stories that will have you both laughing and gasping – from Heather projectile vomiting pink cocktail all over Luke’s bedding to throwing up in a cup at a concert where someone unfortunately slipped in it later. They openly discuss blackout drinking episodes where they couldn't remember how they got home or where they parked their cars, and narrow escapes from potentially dangerous situations.
Between fits of laughter, a more profound narrative emerges about personal growth and transformation. Both women reflect on how these wild experiences eventually led them to make significant life changes. The contrast between their past selves and current lives – now centered around gym sessions, book clubs, Bunko games, and quiet evenings at home rather than bar-hopping and impulsive decisions – offers a powerful testament to their evolution.
This episode perfectly balances comedy with vulnerability, showing that even the most chaotic pasts can lead to peaceful, fulfilling futures. Whether you're reminiscing about your own youthful escapades or just enjoying their unfiltered storytelling, you'll appreciate the authentic journey these two friends have taken together and apart. Listen in and maybe consider sharing your own "Never Have I Ever" stories with them afterward!
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Welcome back to.
Speaker 2:We Are Not the Same.
Speaker 1:Another amazing episode by yours truly. My name is Heather and Lacey, and we just got done with a heavy ass episode.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we did.
Speaker 1:We interviewed Tina Gordon of the Spokane Ketamine Clinic. She is fucking amazing, phenomenal, literally amazing, as a human, as a business woman, as just a person in general.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she was super informative, gave a lot of super good information on it, but, like it hit, yes and you guys have all heard my.
Speaker 1:I've talked a lot about my journey, going through ketamine, everything like that. And now you get the other side of it, the professional side, the administer, administrator side, because she administers the, the medication. I was trying to say that way more eloquently than I did. I saw it in your face. That's fine, we're in prep. We're in prep, so things. I want them to come out and then they don't. So we're just gonna laugh and enjoy it all. So today we are gonna laugh, we're gonna play a fun game.
Speaker 2:We're just gonna do something light and fun to get rid of the heaviness of the like.
Speaker 1:It's not like a bad heaviness right, like it was a great episode. He just got called out and now she knows that a she needs to read the book.
Speaker 2:Okay okay, give me the book, I will read the book I have the book I will give it to you, okay, give me the book.
Speaker 2:I will read the book perfect and then also she's gonna schedule ketamine before the end of the day, it has to happen. So yeah, so to keep it light, today we're just gonna play a super fun game that reminds me of my childhood we're gonna go back and forth on questions, I think never have I ever, but not, but non-drinking edition, right, did you used to play this when you were younger? Yes how old were you, would you say?
Speaker 1:Teenage years, and then I think I played it into my 20s too.
Speaker 2:Did you really? I definitely. I like to me. It makes me think of like freshman year, specifically because that's when I first started like drinking.
Speaker 1:Okay, we had very different high school experiences.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we did.
Speaker 1:Go figure, we're not the same, we're not the same um, I grew up in hayden lake, idaho, went to cordelaine high school. I was very much done with high school by the time I was there. I was like a got good grades but I just I just wasn't about the high school experience. Um, we'll talk about that later on at another point in time.
Speaker 1:That's a whole podcast, but I then enrolled in school district 81 and just did dual enrollment so I went to scc from the time I was a junior senior, so I like yeah, so we're very different.
Speaker 2:Because first semester junior year, I went a total of 45 days. Um, I had failed my english class already, like there is no way I could pass it. And so when the English teacher's like you can just do other classwork in here while you're in here, so you don't fail other classes, and I was like, okay, great, so I brought my art project.
Speaker 2:Of course, and I just drew in class Cause I had already failed that class, and then I dropped out for a whole year. I only went to art and choir and then and then now you have like your fucking master's degree in business. Yeah, yeah, I did. I was. School was not it for me back then, and then I willingly kept choosing to go back.
Speaker 1:It was weird I don't know what happened to me and mine was like I got done with the earlier early and I just fucking do my own thing now. Yeah, you went back because I did I finished but like I was a career student, I feel like for a while because I'm like I'm gonna do hair yeah I'm gonna be a nurse. Yeah, I'm gonna be a teacher and I'm like, fuck, I'm gonna do business, because that's why I'm doing this business, so I'm just gonna go ahead and finish up this degree.
Speaker 1:That's been taking me forever and, hey, it's helped me in my entrepreneur life yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 2:I remember when you were a student, because you would have me proofread.
Speaker 1:We did not have.
Speaker 2:We did not have chat gpt then we didn't know she had me, so she would have me read her papers and then I would proofread them and they were hilarious um, there were some moments for sure that she was talking about working with a non-profit they were a christian non-profit and I died already.
Speaker 1:It was a christian non-profit and they kept okay, you know what, I am not in the church, setting a lot, and she kept saying walking with jesus. So I put it in the paper because they were walking with Jesus. She literally said that in a college paper.
Speaker 3:They were walking with Jesus.
Speaker 1:I was like you can't put that In the interview she just kept repeatedly saying how their walk with Jesus made anyways.
Speaker 2:But the fact that you didn't write it as a quote.
Speaker 1:Can I tell you what I would do? Hold on, this is what I would do, because I knew you were coming over. I was like type, type, type, type, type, type, type. All one sentence, every single thing, that was on my mind, the biggest run-on sentence.
Speaker 2:The whole paragraph would be one sentence and then you'd be like add punctuation Paragraph paragraph.
Speaker 1:The whole page would be one sentence. The whole paper was one sentence. What are you talking about to you guys?
Speaker 2:thank you, I had to try to teach her how it's called adhd my brain would just dump it all, and it was your job to figure it out. I tried to teach you what a semicolon I didn't, and then I was like, dude, you can't even use a comma appropriately. I don't know why. I'm trying. And then you're like I don't give a flying I don't.
Speaker 1:I yeah, I mean, there was one time I could use them correctly if I wanted to. Have I ever tried.
Speaker 2:No, no, there was one time where you wrote the exact same paragraph twice, but you reworded it.
Speaker 1:I was also probably high on marijuana.
Speaker 2:Yes, Yep, you definitely were.
Speaker 1:I was like do you realize, you already said this, so mimosa time. All the time, so it was a mix between the THC and the mimosas. Wait, was that? Even when we were like smoking weed very much back then, wasn't it like? Actual weed back then like grass yes, like out of a glass yes not like this fun little vape penjamin thing that we have now. No who even smokes flour anymore the children I smelled it in the gym the other day I'm like okay that's loud and who does that?
Speaker 2:we have to be discreet um yeah, it's so weird that we, that we had very different paths but they all end up in the same yeah, so I used to play never, never, have I ever like when I was on the debate team and so we would get drunk off of vodka and water.
Speaker 1:Oh, I was like at the debate team I've only played, like the x-rated versions or the ones that are like at parties yes, is that something that really like?
Speaker 2:I don't know if people actually really played it at parties well, like I guess I would host.
Speaker 1:I was married for a long time and had children early on, so other couples would come over and we would play.
Speaker 2:I feel like little get-togethers at my house, not necessarily parties. That's fair. You did say into your 20s. I don't feel like I played it into my 20s Again we had a very different experience.
Speaker 1:I didn't do a lot of parties. I think I've been to like one house party and that was a long long time ago, like ever yeah, in high school I only went to like one crazy. Okay, I went to a lot of parties we did a lot of like hanging out in trucks driving around in the woods and smoking weed and sure my whole thing was I had like.
Speaker 2:Do you remember, ryan?
Speaker 1:gorman, you don't remember him. Yes, you know. No, I know exactly who you're talking about, so you just went full first name, last name, by the way.
Speaker 2:So, hopefully this is not something that's bad.
Speaker 1:No, just kidding. I mean, we were like teenagers, like it was he was the one that we'd all drive around in his truck with a giant bong watching Cheech and Chong through the woods.
Speaker 2:It'll take from here to Hong Kong.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so I'm like that was like like that's what we would do. Oh, he did take me to a house party. That was like our friend's circle and I puked all over this person's bathroom red vodka.
Speaker 3:I have also um inappropriately and he came in and he was like liquid on someone's white carpet once he's like, why did you throw up everywhere?
Speaker 2:I'm like because it just came out that way, like it was a conscious choice, like I made it to the up everywhere, I'm like. Because it just came out that way, like it was a conscious choice to do that.
Speaker 1:Like, I made it to the bathroom and that was it.
Speaker 2:I had like one friend in all these different groups, like I wasn't in a group and I didn't like I wasn't friends with everybody within a group, but I got invited to a lot of parties because of that. One person, in whatever group, would invite me, and then also I would go and hang out with my sister and all of her parties, and so I went to a lot of parties.
Speaker 1:I did not. Um, yeah, no, I didn't. There was like a few, but see, I was out of high school again.
Speaker 2:That was the reason, because I was basically in college yeah, I was out of high school, but that's because I was drunk I was too.
Speaker 1:Uh, me and my friend marge used to drink and go to college together, but she was not in college, she was in high school, so she would skip high school. My microphone keeps dropping.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it did.
Speaker 1:Hold, please. Oh, I just hit myself in the face a little bit. Alright, this is better.
Speaker 2:My friend Marge, we would grab like Smirnoff you you know, all those girly drinks put a little uh um jolly rancher in it, flavor it up.
Speaker 1:No, we put them in a water bottle and then take them like at 7 am and just start drinking at college. But again, she was not in college, she was in high school. We did that kind of stuff. Um, but hey, I got my classes done. Yeah, that's what. Uh, yeah, so never have I ever.
Speaker 2:I still graduated on time. I had to do my second semester junior year and my full senior year in one semester to graduate, and I did it. I just didn't have a life, but we got there, okay. So anyway, that game Never have I ever. We're just going to. We pulled up these lists. These are not necessarily. We might come up with some on our own, but, um, for the most part this is just like random ones that are on. Oh nope that I can't do that one because I've done that. So the premise of the game is you have to say something that you haven't actually done. So that's going to be.
Speaker 2:I know I'm looking at all these and I'm like I'm like I do that, I've done that, I've done that. Wow, we're going to have to.
Speaker 1:I have one. Okay, never have I ever returned something after I'd already worn it. In fact, I never returned shit. So have I ever returned something after I'd already worn it? In fact, I never returned shit. So have you ever returned something after you've worn it?
Speaker 2:After I've worn it. No.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:I do return stuff, though I return stuff all the time, especially if I order. I order most stuff online, so I feel like it's a lot easier to return stuff online.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:Amazon makes it super easy. See, my problem is maybe we should just start reading this and say if we have or haven't yes, I think that's actually because there's only two of us.
Speaker 1:also, never have I ever pretended I was someone else.
Speaker 2:I don't think I have Well your sister.
Speaker 1:No, I've never. I've never pretended to be Jen, I wouldn't know how to Well your sister?
Speaker 2:No, I've never. I've never pretended to be Jen, I wouldn't know how to. She's like all confident and bubbly and I'm like I'm a background friend. I have photos of this I know, it's kind of sad Cause, like we used to joke about it and then she was like no listen.
Speaker 1:I actually went through photos the other day and I have so many and I showed you and you just look pissed off at life in the background. You're just like there, but just like also staring at me disapprovingly.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean fair, Because usually you're waiting for me to go and I'm like one more picture and you're like bitch, let's just go.
Speaker 2:When I want to go. I want to go, that is for sure. And you don't like the pictures like I do, I know. Oh, you got one for me. Um, I'm just starting at the top of this list and I'm just gonna say things out loud and then you can say if you've done it or not done it. Um, never have I ever played hooky from school oh, I did all the time I okay to.
Speaker 1:I was. I took the counselor passes one year.
Speaker 2:Like you stole the pad yeah.
Speaker 1:And I wrote them to myself. I had a friend that was in. I would just be like, bring these to me and cause she was an office aid and so then I would just never go to class.
Speaker 2:But then I got caught because but you were at school, but not at class.
Speaker 1:No, I would use them to go away, okay, and then I would use another one to come back in whenever I came back.
Speaker 2:Got you. We lived across the street and like a little further down there was an elementary school. So I would leave the house like I was going to the bus stop and then I would walk to the elementary school and I would swing on the swing, Because if I swung high enough I could see my driveway and I could wait until my mom left and then I would get off the swing and I'd walk home and I'd go back to bed. I did it a lot. I also forged my mom's signature on notes excusing when I was out of school.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because back then they didn't have the call system like they do now.
Speaker 2:Right, it's very different. And then they started to be like you're missing a lot of school, we think that you're forging these. So they called my mom and my mom yelled at them for accusing me of forging it, even though she knew that I was forging it.
Speaker 1:Your mom was great.
Speaker 2:I didn't get in any trouble, I just got home and she's all like you need to start going to school and I was like, okay, sorry, never, have I ever hitchhiked I haven't. I would be way too scared okay, we have that in common have you ever thought about picking up a hitchhiker, though? No, really. So I have an internal struggle. Your face, right now. I have an internal struggle because I'm all like.
Speaker 2:I know that for safety reasons I should not pick up this hitchhiker, but the part of me that's like a people pleaser and wants to take care of people is all like I should help this poor soul. I mean, I don't, I've done it. I've never actually picked one up because I very much feel like I am the type of person that would be murdered.
Speaker 1:Your life 360 would not do me any good if he has your phone and you're traveling together and I think you're safe.
Speaker 2:I know I've never done it, but I think about it. I don't know why, I didn't know that. That was a weird thing. Have you ever Gone skinny dipping?
Speaker 1:not fully, no really never, no, I think I've always kept bottoms on. That surprises me I know right. I feel like you're such a free spirit and you love water so much that sounds like something that you would do right, which I had to think about it because I'd be down and I have let's go change this. It was a weird situation I mean like, I guess because I'm usually out in public too if I'm on the water that's fair on my paddleboard just fucking naked yeah, the only way that I did it.
Speaker 2:It was like 1 30 in the morning at independence point and we definitely got yelled at by the cost, but by that time we were already out of the water so we didn't get in trouble for actually being indecent, but we did get yelled at for being out. It wasn't worth it. It was freezing, it was awful like that doesn't sound fun.
Speaker 1:I was thinking about independence point. At 1 30 in the morning I'm like it's gonna be a little windy, it's gonna be a little choppy. Yeah, it's not gonna be great that part over there is not great in general in In general, no the stairs.
Speaker 2:These aren't very good questions.
Speaker 1:I know I'm trying to find some good ones. Never have I ever said I love you when I didn't mean it.
Speaker 3:Oh, I have.
Speaker 1:I know, I knew you would.
Speaker 2:That's awful, because I feel obligated, if somebody says it to me, to say it back, and that's uncomfortable. But then it's like what do you say? Do you say thank you? I feel like that's worse.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't know. I just have never been one to say it. If I didn't mean it. Yeah, I'm definitely because when I say it, you know it's real which is great and I feel okay.
Speaker 2:I do feel like I'm an honest person, though, and you can look at my face and tell that when I'm saying I don't actually mean it. So I mean it's more just like a reaction, of response to what somebody is saying to me, more than like a panic. There was Turtle. You remember Turtle?
Speaker 2:I dated Turtle for what? Three weeks, maybe a month and a half, I don't even know. It wasn't very long, it was under the 90 day rule, so it was a trial period and doesn't go on my permanent record, but he definitely told me that he loved me, but I was super drunk when he told me I was at the bar, and so I said it back. And then Fat fat Roger asked me about it and I told him I was like so turtle said he loved me and he's like what did you do? I was like set it back and he's like why you don't? And I was like I know I was drunk and I felt bad this is how a lot of your stories go that I was drunk and I felt bad that's so true.
Speaker 2:Oh man, good thing, now it's more like I feel bad now it's.
Speaker 2:I just feel bad, I'm not. If you work real hard, you can barely progress too. Thumbs up, oh my god, um, what? Okay, I'm just gonna ask a question. Okay, do you feel comfortable telling like a wild sex story that may, let's do it this way? Do you have any that involve the public? Yes, are you willing to tell it, are you? Yeah, all right, I have two, I have three, but I'm not gonna say all of them. I'll pick one, you go me go.
Speaker 2:Yeah, okay, movie theater okay, that's fair, all the way. Yeah, do you remember what movie?
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:Well, I guess that's fair. It was, you weren't watching it anyway.
Speaker 1:With Luke. That was a long time ago. Yeah, it was a long time ago.
Speaker 2:All of my stuff was definitely when I was like it was definitely Teenager Pre-Lily. Oh, wow.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, definitely pre-Lily oh, wow, yeah, because who does that anymore, right who?
Speaker 2:does that now who?
Speaker 1:does that now. I want a comfortable space to like I'm not going to just sit on you with like random like we're not doing that, it's fucking weird. I didn't even get off on that situation, so how?
Speaker 2:can you? Anxiety of it all, the fear of getting caught. Some people like think that's a turn on, not me. That scares the crap out of me. The thought of somebody like walking in.
Speaker 1:No, don't like that yeah, no, okay, yours go all of mine, we're all.
Speaker 2:Were they all with mole? I think they were all with mole that tells you how, how young I was. I was like 15, 16.
Speaker 1:The nickname.
Speaker 3:Mole mole mole.
Speaker 2:Well, I can picture it. So there's that. But we got in a huge fight. Okay, so on the very first day that he ever told me that he loved me, an hour and a half after him and I had hooked up, he slept with another girl in the house that I was still actively in, like we were at a party and like that happened. Obviously, I got super mad and I stole his car, because that's what you do your face right now I'm like, of course, that's what you do.
Speaker 2:Yes, I sold his car and I drove off and I ran, um, it was a stick shift and at the time I wasn't great with the stick shift, um, so I stalled it out and I was too frustrated to like get it to go again, so I just left the car next to the park and I walked into the park and then he comes and whatever, and I was so young and stupid and dumb and he said all the right things and tried to make me feel better and then we had like hate makeup sex on a park bench under a streetlight. It was really messed up. And then some dude, like it was in Brown's edition, so you know.
Speaker 1:Oh my gosh. I know it was probably a meth head, Probably.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was messed up. But it was messed up because, like the dude just cheated on me and I'm like this is fine, it's fine.
Speaker 1:It's fine. This is fine. That's where it started. You were gosh. The whole journey of the traumatization is going to take a long ass time.
Speaker 2:Day one Just kept going. Kept going, just kept going, kept going.
Speaker 1:Never have I ever stalked an ex's new partner on social media.
Speaker 2:I don't think I have either.
Speaker 1:I think we just don't give a shit.
Speaker 2:I don't know, because normally, like, by the time they're dating somebody else, it's like a relief, like, especially look at prison Aaron Carter like him, finally going after somebody else was the only thing that made that shit stop.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So like I loved her, In fact, me and her are still friends on Facebook.
Speaker 1:Please never leave.
Speaker 2:I was very glad I was like someone else he can be obsessed with. I was nervous when they broke up because I was like this could go one of two ways he could either go back to stalking me or he could stalk her and he chose her like this could go one of two ways he could either go back to stalking me or he could stalk her, and he chose her.
Speaker 2:So again, thank you, thank you for letting me pass that torch. Thank you for like saving me from that. So and then and all the other instances, it would be really weird like most of the dudes I date marry the person after me because I'm good luck chuck. So I'm like I'm not gonna reach out to your wife. That's fucking weird. I'm not gonna stalk her. I don't want to know anything about her, to be honest I know I fuck you and her same.
Speaker 1:I just feel like when I cut people off, they're just dead to me and I just move on you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you're really good at cutting people really fucking good.
Speaker 1:And then I'm like who?
Speaker 2:I actually forget.
Speaker 1:I'm like what the flash? I forgot the fucking name for like a whole.
Speaker 2:I did too. I forgot the whole thing happened until yeah. Jen, because I know right that memory of hers oh yeah, the Amish flash okay some of these are ridiculous. Never have I ever laughed so hard that I peed my pants as an adult I never have, have you not?
Speaker 1:I have really good bladder control. I also have never felt a contraction or had like you had all c-sections. Yes, and I've never had a contraction or dilated ever.
Speaker 2:So it's basically like I've cheated the pregnancy system I used to always joke that I have I never even had braxton hicks I had contractions with ashton but not with deegan, but I used to joke that that I have child. I never even had Braxton Hicks. I had contractions with Ashton but not with Deegan, but I used to joke that I have childbearing hips but not a childbearing vagina, Because I couldn't, I didn't dilate enough for either kid, so like sorry, not born or not not made that way.
Speaker 1:That's all right. No trauma to the nether regions.
Speaker 2:I mean there is, but that's different.
Speaker 1:Just kidding I had a little pee for a long time, so you know.
Speaker 2:That's a real tragedy.
Speaker 1:Okay, this one, but it's like I had to call myself out. Never have I ever been thrown out of a bar, club or party yes, I got thrown out of nine.
Speaker 2:All the time Not thrown out, which is crazy because I never did. I got threatened to be thrown out once when the one dude tried to kidnap my sister.
Speaker 1:Ours is very different, because I'd fall asleep. And they're like she can't sleep here, you can't sleep at the bar and I'm like all right, put me in the cab, let's go home. Cinderella, do we have that? That episode has been released, cinderella. Oh yeah, that was an old. It was a season one episode back when we were drunks. Yes, it's very funny, you should go listen. Talks all about my life as cinderella.
Speaker 2:So that would be why I always had to leave, or the only reason why I didn't was because I was dating the bouncer, and so he would always be like, hey, you have to cool it or I'm gonna have to throw you out. And he wasn't't going to throw me out because, yeah, it was me. The only time I've ever been thrown out of a bar was when I was nine months sober and I ordered a water and I didn't have my ID on me, and so they kicked me out.
Speaker 1:It was really funny, it was really funny.
Speaker 2:I was like, really Of all the times, that I absolutely should have been kicked out of a bar, this is the one.
Speaker 1:This. I absolutely should have been kicked out of the bar.
Speaker 2:This is the one. This is the one. You would have gotten kicked out of that bar in Seattle.
Speaker 1:You guys swooped me up real quick we swooped you out quick. Between my brother and you See, my brother was good enough. He's like you are going to get arrested. You were too Aries Apparently.
Speaker 2:Aries are very fiery fiery, I guess that's one way to put it. I mean, it would come out when I was drunk.
Speaker 1:It was okay the rage that all the aries like I am such a calm person now that I don't drink, and all the things, but like sometimes when I would drink, that bitch would get fucking wild.
Speaker 2:I think back on it sometimes, like because I do like I see myself as a very calm person now, like I'm a hermit. I don't do very much, I don't hang out very much, I have like a book club and I play Bunko and I work. Other than that, I'm home. You know, I'm such a homebody.
Speaker 1:Bunko, eh, I know.
Speaker 2:Last time I did Bungo. Yeah, last time Heather came to Bungo, we had to change it was at my house. Yeah, it was that Halloween one.
Speaker 1:So I wasn't really present.
Speaker 2:It was bad. We were both super messed up and then they turned Bungo into a sober Bungo after that.
Speaker 1:We went from Bungo to the strip club to the house with the Christmas tree.
Speaker 2:You went to the house with the Christmas tree. You went to the house with the.
Speaker 1:Christmas tree. You had to find me. Yeah, because I went to the other apartment with my old step-sister that I hadn't seen in 20 years.
Speaker 2:It was a weird day it was.
Speaker 1:It just kept getting weird too. It just got weirder.
Speaker 2:Yes, because that's when you sent me to the wrong house. No, yes, it was.
Speaker 1:You sent me to the wrong house. No, yes, it was. It was my.
Speaker 2:GPS.
Speaker 3:You sent me to the wrong house.
Speaker 1:Unintentionally, it was the GPS, so Apple didn't want us to communicate. Again. Apple Android. Oh, is it me or is it you?
Speaker 2:I don't know, I don't think it matters. If you have a question, go Trying to Google these things and they're not great.
Speaker 1:Um, I'm trying to Google these things and they're not great. Okay, I found the dirty list, oh this is funny Never have I ever forgotten where I parked my car. Oh no, I definitely had. There's one time that, like oh God, I had to actively have my mom help me search for my vehicle I lost my vehicle at the spokane valley mall parking and thankfully I had been walking around for like ever okay, no, this was like.
Speaker 1:I left it when I was drinking and I next day I had no, like you, literally didn't know where you parked.
Speaker 2:Yes, and it was in a random, fucking random place.
Speaker 1:Mine was just. My memory sucks and do you want to know what I did?
Speaker 2:yes, apparently like drove on a and it was in a random, fucking random place. Mine was just, my memory sucks and I couldn't find it. Do you want to know?
Speaker 1:what I did Apparently like drove on a little curb.
Speaker 2:Oh my god, that was one of the questions on here. Never have I ever hit a curb and it made me think of you.
Speaker 3:I did apparently so many times.
Speaker 1:I just thought that my vehicle was going to be I don't know what. I thought I abandoned it. I walked out of it.
Speaker 2:The door was open is that when you left the burrito in your center console? No, this was like. This was like earlier 20s.
Speaker 1:There was before oh, before me I did a little drinking and driving in my early 20s and I'm not proud of it.
Speaker 1:Not proud of it I mean, we don't know if that's what matters but I left my vehicle and started walking I just don't remember doing that and then I had my mom come get me, apparently like really early in the morning, and then she's like where's your car? The next day, I'm like I don't fucking know, you don't know. She's like no, I'm like it wasn't with me, no, I've definitely never done that. So then I had to call the person I was with the night before. I was like so do you know where my car is? They're like you were following me, and then you turned off, and so then I had to go, like drive by that road, and then I found my car that's eventually eventually see, my version of that story was.
Speaker 2:I woke up and I didn't know where I was and I'm looking around and I'm panicking because I can't recognize my surroundings, but at least I had my vehicle and then I was like oh shit, I drove here, but at least I can leave now, and then I'll figure out where I was later did you figure it out?
Speaker 2:yeah, always the only time that I'd done it is when I was like maybe I need to start, uh, quitting drinking. It was because I couldn't recall a three and a half hour time block and I had. No, I wasn't with anybody who could then tell me what happened during that time block.
Speaker 1:Yes, that was one of the reasons I stopped drinking. I stopped drinking, it was because I came out of a blackout.
Speaker 2:Yeah, same, it still took me a month.
Speaker 1:No, because this is the thing that started happening. You weren't around, we were not friends then. We were not friends then. I did not trust people. I started walking away from people and situations and getting out of vehicles and walking out of houses and I would just be walking, because then I'd be. I can't, we don't have a name for, oh, roll up, roll up, um would be like. You know what I'm talking about. Right, I know exactly who you're talking about.
Speaker 2:Okay, so roll up and Christmas tree.
Speaker 1:I'd always end up being around randomly, but I would never want to be in any of those situations, but it always ended up being like on the north side or something.
Speaker 2:But you would always go back to those situations though, because remember, when you messaged me and you're like come pick me up at Lounge Fly, because I'm with roll up and I'm with christmas tree and I don't fucking feel safe here, and I'm like I'm kind of going through some shit at home right now and you're like I don't care, I'm more important. I'm like you're right, what am I thinking? Oh, my god with my fucking hair in rollers. And then you got there and I'm like I'm gonna stay and I get there.
Speaker 2:Can we just say that I wouldn't get in the fucking car?
Speaker 1:and it was the worst time of my life.
Speaker 2:And you, yeah, you had a bad time.
Speaker 1:I think that was the night, though, one of the nights that I was just and I ended up walking away and was walking around downtown and ended up anyways, the shit that I put myself through.
Speaker 2:I know, I feel it.
Speaker 1:Not anymore.
Speaker 2:No, now we're old and boring. That's great, I'd rather be old and boring. Look what trauma does to you.
Speaker 1:It puts you through shit and you either like grow from it or like god. Could you imagine the?
Speaker 2:shit show. I would be well, that's what I think like my life's been rough, whatever boohoo, I don't care, it's what it is but like it could have gone such a different way with those exact same experiences. So like at least I have to give myself credit that like I went this way and I'm here now because I could have very easily continued down yes, we definitely could have, and we're way better now and we have funny stories there's so many stories, there's so many things that I don't remember, until someone will say something randomly, and then I'm like, oh my god I remember that time.
Speaker 1:You know what we should play. It's fucking crazy. I'm gonna play for everyone and then I will also put up on the podcast Hold on.
Speaker 2:That's a difficult game for you to play because you keep everything, so you can't like say that and then not tell me what it is.
Speaker 1:Oh, it's the one that I sent you that you never opened.
Speaker 2:Okay, oh well, I didn't open it though.
Speaker 1:Hold on Let, hold on let me.
Speaker 3:You have to start that over. Tell the people what you were just saying. I said that I'm fucking mad because, no matter what, your face fucking looks like that all the time and it's gorgeous and it's bullshit. And you're like, oh, I look like shit, it's gorgeous and it's bullshit. And then you're like, oh, I look like shit. It's like, oh, because your hair's not straight or oh, you're wearing a fucking sweater bull. It's like who fucking cares? Your face looks like that. Doesn't fucking matter what your hair looks like or what you're wearing, because your face looks like that all the fucking time and it's bullshit. And I love you, but it's bullshit is what I'm saying, but I love your face that was on the way because I made, I said I wasn't trying to be funny.
Speaker 2:I was literally mad. I was actually. That's why I started recording.
Speaker 1:There was more to it before I started recording that she comes over to my house and she thinks we're just gonna hang out and I'm like we're gonna go to brick west brewing and she's like I look like this and I'm going to serve my house and she thinks we're just going to hang out and I'm like we're going to go to Brick West Brewing and she's like I look like this and I'm like I look like this and she was mad. But there was a dog there. Do you remember the dogs that you saw? Because I have a video of you and the dogs and you were so happy.
Speaker 2:Because I'm that person, I On the floor.
Speaker 1:Your tail is wagging with the dogs, like you're literally wagging with yes.
Speaker 2:Playing with it, like laying on the floor your butt was wagging like it was a tail.
Speaker 1:I was so excited, along with the dogs. I love the dogs, so yeah, oh my God, that was so funny.
Speaker 2:We were definitely drunk in that, because I was Not yet.
Speaker 1:I feel like not yet Because I, because I was, I was. Yet I feel like not yet because I was like let's go and you're like we were going to hang out with name. I don't think we have a name for this person is this?
Speaker 2:was he the one that had the great day?
Speaker 1:friend of that person.
Speaker 2:Oh, remember no I remember the dog. What?
Speaker 1:I'll just show you a picture. Yeah, she's trying to like valve it to me. People could probably like.
Speaker 2:I cannot read lips, can not? You're on the right path, I'm on the right path, but see, I don't even really remember who that person was. I vaguely remember that. To be honest, don't even really remember who that person was.
Speaker 1:I vaguely remember that to be honest, don't even really remember that.
Speaker 2:To be honest, okay, vaguely, yes, because I remember there was a thing.
Speaker 1:I know there was a thing, but not really but like because it was no, the thing was weird, weird re-traumatizing, like pulled some weird shit for no reason and we were like what the fuck and like other people. No, it was like I'm going to myself yes, that one, yes, and I'm like you shouldn't talk to me.
Speaker 2:It was it got weird fast.
Speaker 1:It was. I was like why are you talking to me about this?
Speaker 2:See, we live a weird life.
Speaker 3:We do it's normal.
Speaker 2:Now it is I know.
Speaker 1:I think about it, I'm like I don't even know.
Speaker 2:I know I think about so many things that like went down in high school and stuff that like I thought I was just like a normal high school teenage experience, and then like going to reunions and hearing about other people's typical high school experience and realizing, oh, I don't think mine was very typical uh, never, have I ever ripped my clothes in public like on purpose or not on purpose not on purpose or purpose I guess I don't need to ask that distinction. I don't think I have no, I don't.
Speaker 1:I'm always afraid that my yoga pants are gonna like rip in the in the seam or something as I'm doing down because of how big your thighs are. That's a fair and my quad, the amount of ass and all the things now, because it's like such a difference. My waist is a lot smaller than like the booty leg stuff, so now I always have like the waist gap or it's like hard for things to go over my thighs and then, if I wear shorts, everything just eats it.
Speaker 1:So there's that. Okay, this is never. Have I ever thrown up while drunk, but I have, and I have a story that's actually really funny and it's involves luke and you're gonna die. I think I told you this before, maybe not. This is embarrassing. I don't give a shit.
Speaker 2:I love embarrassing stories.
Speaker 1:Let's go. Okay. So I go to see Luke in North Dakota this is when he's in Minot, so one weekend I'm on the train, we're like he's, like it's gonna be fun. I got like your favorite drinks, like I'm like Grey Goose and I think it was x-rated and like Sprite was what I wanted to drink or something like that.
Speaker 2:Right, so it's like yeah this was like early.
Speaker 1:I'm like what 25, 24. Like we're still, we're still young.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:We're still young, right? Um? And so I just start drinking when we get there and obviously I blackout at some point. I don't remember anything. So I wake up and he's like putting me in the shower and I'm like what are you doing? I'm so cold and like I and my drunken self, I'm like not realizing, like why you want me to take a shower, right? Now right so anyways, the next day he's like we have to go to the laundromat. I have to watch all the bending.
Speaker 1:I'm like why, he just looks at me like are you fucking kidding? Like he's traumatized obviously.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, especially because if he was asleep and then woke up to the sound and then woke up in it, are you fucking kidding?
Speaker 1:me that I, oh my god, and it's just like pink, red, right, because it's that x-ray like yes okay. So he's like you were laying there and then you just projectile like on my side, just everywhere he's, and then I sat up and it's like everywhere. And I'm like no, I didn't. And he's like yes, you did. And I'm like was that why you were putting me in the shower? He's like yeah, and I'm like no, that didn't happen, it fucking happened.
Speaker 2:You've thrown up a lot of times while drunk, because when, I'm pretty sure, it was St Paddy's Day.
Speaker 1:I threw up in a cup. You threw up in a cup. I'm getting better about it. It makes me laugh every time You're like go throw up.
Speaker 2:I'm like, are you okay, go. You're like, go throw up. I'm like, are you okay, go throw up. And you're like, mm-hmm, grab the cup, put the cup back, put your hand on the table, and I'm like we got to call Eric Kemp.
Speaker 1:The bathroom seemed so far I remember that.
Speaker 3:You're just like mm.
Speaker 2:You're like yes, I will listen, I will throw up right here.
Speaker 1:I'm like this cup looks like it'll do okay, there was that.
Speaker 2:One time, though, that luke did me dirty. I threw up in a cup. We were oh my god, please don't tell me you drank it.
Speaker 1:No, oh god, we were at the gorge. It wasn't chris stapleton.
Speaker 2:Chris stapleton, it was some country oh, apparently chris stapleton was the concert that we were both at at the gorge at the same time that we couldn't remember and jen was screaming at the thing, because she was like that was one of luke, I went to after yes, I.
Speaker 1:Um. Yeah, that was sidetracked. Sorry, there's, that was the one. Yes, that was the one. Yes, okay, so here we go. Here we go. We're pre-funking all day in the like.
Speaker 2:All these stories are just like my ass can't hang I know and all our mine are like I went to the fucking limit.
Speaker 1:You want to know why it's because I'm like I'm not gonna eat and I'm just gonna drink and I just just want to drink and then I'm thirsty instead of water, I'm just like more alcohol yeah.
Speaker 1:So we're sitting there watching it and I'm like, oh fuck, all these ciders that I just drank, it's hot out. I'm like I'm gonna throw up. And I was like give me a cup. Salute, gave me a cup. I thought that he had would like. I threw up in a cup and handed it to him. I thought he like put it in the garbage or something.
Speaker 2:He just like dumped it on the side then you would smell it uh, somebody slipped in it oh no, that is awful, that is awful I wasn't there, I would leave if that happened to me if I was that person and I fell in somebody else's moment, I would fucking leave. I don't care. I don't care if it's my favorite band that I've wanted to see forever, unless I can buy a change of clothes or something like I'm moving.
Speaker 1:That's awful.
Speaker 2:I'm like why would you?
Speaker 1:do that. Anyways, I left after that.
Speaker 2:I'm like my ass needs to go to sleep On our way to that concert. It's so funny. Wait, no, that couldn't have been the same concert.
Speaker 1:No, was it the concert with the girl that was like in the bathroom that you sent me? That was the one that we went to. That was the one Together, that was the Chris Stapleton one, eric Church, is the one I went to with Luke.
Speaker 2:Okay, yeah, I was like that's not out of you.
Speaker 1:No, no.
Speaker 2:But at the Chris Stapleton that was, and like there was like four of us, five of us, four of us, and so we're taking turns in the bathroom and some lady comes and starts pounding on the bathroom door in the gas station, like screaming at us that she's gonna shit herself. And we're like um occupado, like we're in here, we're going as quickly as we can, but like we're not gonna just like all of a sudden stop mid-p so that you can come and shit. Like that sounds like bad planning on your part. You should figure that out. We're gonna take like 35 seconds.
Speaker 2:She like literally busts into the door thank god at this point jen's at least washing her hands and not on the toilet anymore and like starts literally shoving us out of the bathroom. And you know me, and so I fucking lost it. Thank god the dude that works there like came up because I like start charging this fucking bitch and she like slams the door in my face and the dude's like trying to calm everybody down and I'm like screaming. I'm like get your fucking ass out here. Like we didn't end up fighting, but we almost did, but she had to shit herself, so god saved her us um, that's hilarious.
Speaker 1:I remember you telling me about that and I'm like where are they? I'll come.
Speaker 2:I know, yeah, like I'll fight, let's do this.
Speaker 1:I have never been in a fight before Ever.
Speaker 2:Ever I have, but none of the. I never started a fight and they were usually because my sister runs her mouth.
Speaker 1:Does the one thing in Seattle count?
Speaker 2:No, because you didn't act.
Speaker 3:You were just prepared to fight.
Speaker 2:You were at the ready in 0.2 of a second beer bottle broken, let's go, and we're like, arms wrapped, like the whole thing was less than 30 seconds to get you out, because, like you, like your eyes, flames rage.
Speaker 1:Fiery, fiery. See, maybe this is one reason I don't, this is one reason why I don't drink anymore.
Speaker 2:I don't like to be angry. For me, it would depend on depend on.
Speaker 1:I am so chill now. It would depend on what I drank.
Speaker 2:Hearing these stories, I'm like wow.
Speaker 1:I know when I think of the things that I've done, when I think of the things that I've done when I think of the fact that we ended up in a house with the Christmas tree and nothing on it that was all you like.
Speaker 2:I was along for the ride.
Speaker 1:They were fun rides. I mean, we ended up in very strange places like strip clubs, random people's houses where I would play with their pets.
Speaker 2:That sounds actual pets yeah, what else would it be? It was because you would take me to shady ass places, because roll up would end okay.
Speaker 1:I know that was yeah when we were in like a garage. I'm like why are we grown adults hanging out in a garage?
Speaker 2:I know on a couch in the garage. Do you remember the time?
Speaker 1:I also like love people watching. So part of me like this is fucking wild.
Speaker 2:We're like in a movie do you remember the time when we ran into one of my employees like just wasted at the bar and then he couldn't even like tell me, was that you or was that? It was probably me I think it was you. I'm pretty sure it was you, because it was when I was living in the valley house and he couldn't tell me where he lived, so I had to bring him to my house.
Speaker 2:So that because yes, and then his wife thought that I was like sleeping with him and tried to turn me into my job and they, like, threatened to drug test me and I was like I'll drop trow and pee in a cup in front of all you right now and now. Look at.
Speaker 1:Now look at us.
Speaker 2:Everything's so calm and peaceful and I have no drama. No, it's so new and different, it's just your IBS. That is the most dramatic thing about me. My IBS, that is the most dramatic thing about me, and it's self-inflicted, because you're like I'll take a little shit, it's fine. I'm like I know what tomatoes are gonna fuck me up, but you damn well bet I'm gonna eat those all the time it's bad, I do better, like when I get a salad when I'm working at texas.
Speaker 2:I get it without tomatoes because I have to work and I'm like I can't but if you're at home. But if I'm at home I would eat it with tomatoes and just deal with it.
Speaker 1:Oh dead, All right, Well we.
Speaker 2:That was such a random episode.
Speaker 1:It really was, but we laughed really hard.
Speaker 2:We needed it.
Speaker 1:So enjoy our hey, enjoy our random hey part of it is a sprinkle of chaos. This is your randomness and sprinkle of chaos. It's just how we are and the stories are funny.
Speaker 2:They are funny, they're entertaining, so why don't?
Speaker 1:you share some of your stories, drop them on the. Send a text yeah, instagram, facebook, any text messages. I have a lot of messages and things that I need to put up from people sending me stuff, so maybe you're not very good at that. No.
Speaker 2:I'm not very good at social media. My life's been really fucking crazy.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:If you don't do it, it doesn't happen.
Speaker 1:Yes, we will get better about reels and things like that, but hey, we're getting our episodes out every single week.
Speaker 2:We have been really consistent. I'm proud of us.
Speaker 1:Yes, and we're getting more and more professional all the time With our B-grade equipment. Actually we have good equipment. Do we, we do. Dees sent us well.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, but this is because we've had things break and we've replaced and it's been through some trauma. This is not the traumatized one.
Speaker 1:So we're good, Not even this one. No, that's the untraumatized one. The untraumatized one? Yeah, because the the traumatized one has a sticker. A sticker on it. We just have a hodgepodge mix because we're on two different mics today, but that's because we had tina earlier um and two different sets of headphones. Yeah, that's fine though yeah, no, we have good equipment, great microphones. We do get a lot of compliments on our sound quality, which that's good. Thank you, and yeah.
Speaker 2:That's it, that's it.
Speaker 1:That's it. We will see you guys next week. Bye, bye, besties.