we are NOT the SAME
We Are Not the Same: Join our comedic journey as Bodybuilder Barbie flexes her muscles against Daria’s dry wit! Dive into the hilarity of life’s twists and turns through the eyes of two contrasting besties who prove that different perspectives lead to the best stories. Tune in for laughs, randomness, and a sprinkle of chaos!
Episodes
72 episodes
Standards Or Control
The fastest way to start a relationship fight is to call a demand a “boundary” and hope nobody notices. We go straight at the question most couples dance around: where’s the real line between having standards and being high maintenance, and whe...
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Season 3
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Episode 41
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45:29
Bring A Gallon Of Milk And Do The Dishes
Foreplay isn’t a single move. It’s the whole build, and when two people define it differently, everything downstream gets tense fast. We start with our usual real-life chaos and a ridiculous milk-as-a-meal moment, then shift into something more...
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Season 3
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Episode 40
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1:04:08
Imaginary Friends, Real Boobs, Zero Filters
What happens when two best friends ditch the outline and say the quiet parts out loud? We grab a stack of questions and tumble through childhood memories, pop-star crushes, and the bizarre charm of reality TV before landing on the real stuff: e...
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Season 3
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Episode 39
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50:49
We Tried A DIY Mental Health Reset And Learned Why Protocols Exist
A catch-up turns confessional as we try to fix frayed nerves with an at-home ketamine session—and get a crash course in why protocols exist. We talk through the exact missteps that derailed it (no blindfolds, worded audio, late-night timing, no...
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Season 3
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Episode 38
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51:16
Golden Retriever Brain Vs Goblin Mode, Sponsored By Forgotten Laundry
What happens when two friends with wildly similar ADHD energy try to “settle” who has it worse? We turn our habits into a game, take a few fast quizzes, and end up with two hilariously accurate archetypes: golden retriever brain and hyperfocus ...
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Season 3
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Episode 37
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52:30
Once The Ick Lands, You Can’t Unsee It
A single moment can flip chemistry into nope—and once the ick lands, it’s hard to unsee. We dive headfirst into the subtle and not-so-subtle red flags that shut attraction down: hygiene failures, bedroom misfires, manipulative “jokes,” and the ...
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Episode 36
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57:38
One Of Us Got Run Over, Did Karaoke, And Bought A Vibrator
Ever feel that snap when your patience finally gives out? We call it “crashing out,” and we get honest about how it shows up: the public blowups, the quiet spirals you hide at home, the friend-only vents, and the moments you wish you could take...
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Season 3
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Episode 35
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52:55
Two Besties Walk Into A Podcast And Forget The Agenda
What happens when you hit record with a plan and end up somewhere more honest? We tumble from sound-check chaos into a raw conversation about identity, memory, and the weird science of hating your own recorded voice. That small cringe opens a b...
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Season 3
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Episode 34
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53:36
From Choppelgangers To Goblin Mode: Trends, Lookalikes, And Laughs
A stranger says you have a twin—and then sends a photo that’s a little too close for comfort. That’s where we start: with the “choppelganger,” the chopped-up version of you that’s somehow familiar and somehow… not. From there we tumble into the...
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Episode 33
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53:23
Why “I Saw A Bird Today” Can Reveal Who Really Listens
A bagel, a backache, and a bold claim: attention is the real love language. We kick off the new year by setting a concrete fitness goal and running straight into the toughest part—dessert. It’s not just about calories; it’s about ritual, comfor...
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Season 3
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Episode 32
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54:09
Common Law, Common Chaos, And Why Your Sourdough Has Better Boundaries Than Your Ex
A loaf of sourdough, a misplaced Princess Bride quote, and a very real question: if marriage isn’t about survival anymore, what makes it worth choosing? We pull on that thread and follow it through a century of norms and numbers, from the 1920s...
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Season 3
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Episode 31
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57:22
A Delivery Driver Cheats Death On An Icy Driveway And Finds Humanity In A Stranger’s Living Room
A wave that hits back. A driveway made of glass. A blizzard saved mid-air like it’s the last precious thing on earth. Today we let the chaos breathe and trace the thin line between comedy and catastrophe—from cult-movie tangents to the debut of...
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Season 3
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Episode 30
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56:45
Modern Traditional: Choosing Monogamy In A Mix-And-Match Dating World
Dating today can feel like a grab bag: monogamy, polyamory, open relationships, friends with benefits, even lavender marriages. We’ve sampled the spectrum, lived through some wild chapters, and come out choosing “modern traditional”—a partnersh...
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Season 3
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Episode 29
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46:06
ENCORE: Shelf Titties, Googly Eyes, And Other Cautionary Tales
ENCORE EPISODE RECORDED 1/12/21Start with a laugh, stay for the honesty. We take a candid tour through the world of boobs—how asymmetry is normal, why fitness often shrinks volume, and what actually happens when you choose implants. From...
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1:03:41
Crunch, Play, Repeat
Ever wonder what your year in music says about your actual life? We dive into our stats and instantly hit a fork in the road: one of us is a pop punk lifer (Alkaline Trio, Sum 41, Paramore), the other a card-carrying rave kid with a soft spot f...
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Season 3
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Episode 28
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45:33
Society Peaked In the 90s
The brighter the colors, the bigger the smile—remember when fast food had mascots, Taco Bell had a talking chihuahua, and McDonald’s seats looked like fries? We dive into why the 90s felt alive and playful, and why today’s beige minimalism leav...
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Season 3
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Episode 27
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40:56
I Tried To Sleep In Silence And My Brain Said NOPE
Silence isn’t silent for everyone. We open with the weird whoosh of tinnitus and how a quiet bedroom can feel louder than a city street, then work our way through sleep debt, anxiety, and the hopeful promise of habits that actually stick. One o...
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Episode 26
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46:28
If Trauma Had A Delete Button, My Ex Would Be First In Line
What would you trade for peace of mind—a full year of your memory, a single person who did damage, or nothing at all? We crack open a messy, honest thought experiment and chase it through the real costs: identity, relationships, and the lessons...
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Season 3
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Episode 25
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59:47
My GPS Said “Two Minutes Away” Then “Fourteen” And Honestly Same
Ever been “two minutes away,” then suddenly fourteen, then two again? We start with the comedy of autopilot driving and glitchy GPS, then follow the tangents to where life actually happens: cheer season’s hidden workload, why counting beats mat...
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Season 3
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Episode 24
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44:53
Mega Aries, Minor Chaos, Major Healing
What happens when the scary card isn’t scary at all? We pull “death,” talk through what real endings look like, and watch it open a door to rebirth, revival, and a softer self that finally gets to breathe. Along the way we get honest about the ...
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42:27
Luck, Letting Go, And The Ego Trap
Luck is knocking, but only after you put down the picture in your head. We kick off with a collective reading that hits on three themes—release, pride, and timing—then step right into a raw, unguarded session where life’s chaos collides with re...
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Season 3
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Episode 21
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54:07
My Brain Needs A Manager, Not Another Pill
What if the story you’ve been told about depression and anxiety is too small for what you’re actually living? We dive straight into the messy middle—where SSRIs’ origin stories meet the placebo effect, where side effects complicate recovery, an...
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Season 3
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Episode 21
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57:26
Two best friends try to record a structured show, accidentally make it therapy, and end up solving nothing—but laughing at everything
Ever notice how a “quick catch-up” turns into the real show? We slide under a mountain of blankets, confess the latest ADHD detours, and admit that structure doesn’t stand a chance when life is shifting—work, weather, relationships, and energy....
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Episode 20
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50:04
Love Languages, Without the Fluff
Ever wonder why some gestures land and others miss by a mile? We went beyond the memes and took a full love language quiz—yes, we even paid for the results—then held the mirror up to our past relationships, boundaries, and blind spots. The numb...
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Season 3
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Episode 19
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45:49
Eeyore & Tigger Energy
The mic caught us on a hard day—and we kept it rolling. Lacey names a depressive episode with no clear trigger, and we talk through what sadness feels like when it’s lodged in the body, why masking becomes second nature, and how a simple ritual...
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Season 3
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Episode 18
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56:53