we are NOT the SAME
We Are Not the Same: Join our comedic journey as Bodybuilder Barbie flexes her muscles against Daria’s dry wit! Dive into the hilarity of life’s twists and turns through the eyes of two contrasting besties who prove that different perspectives lead to the best stories. Tune in for laughs, randomness, and a sprinkle of chaos!
we are NOT the SAME
Two best friends try to record a structured show, accidentally make it therapy, and end up solving nothing—but laughing at everything
Ever notice how a “quick catch-up” turns into the real show? We slide under a mountain of blankets, confess the latest ADHD detours, and admit that structure doesn’t stand a chance when life is shifting—work, weather, relationships, and energy. The good news: there’s wisdom in the wobble. We talk through fan love, being watched online, and choosing a quiet season when you need it. We unpack an 18-month friendship break we repaired with accountability, then share the tiny scripts that keep us sturdy: asking “vent or solutions?” before we jump in, putting the oil change on the calendar, and letting kids do imperfect dishes because done beats perfect.
Dating gets complicated and honest. Old names resurface—some sweet, some cautionary—and we ask why past people return when you’re finally steady. We weigh logistics over chemistry: moving plans, kids’ ages, and the truth that younger partners often aren’t in the same life lane. There’s humor in the memories (hi, “Maybe Baby”), and clarity in boundaries. On the body side, it’s show weekends, brain fog, physical therapy that hurts more than it helps, and straight talk on dry needling. We even go deep on laser tattoo removal: why ink color matters, why session-based pricing can be fairer, and how a skilled practitioner changes everything.
And then there’s sleep—the ultimate personality test. One of us is “Cinderella” with a firm midnight cutoff; the other thrives long after the streetlights blink. Rather than fight it, we plan around it. That’s the theme tying everything together: respect your rhythms, keep your systems simple, and hold your friendships with a generous grip. If you’re craving real talk with laughter, a few sharp takeaways, and the comfort of being known, press play.
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Hello. I thought we were touching. Um, well, they might have heard the test, test, test, test. Did they? That's so funny. I was just seeing the microphone. I think we're doing just a I think we're fine. But yeah, we're here we are. Hi, I'm Lacey. I'm Heather. By the way, our co-host AI got it wrong again last time. So it's funny when I'm like it's funny when I'm reading our descriptions. I'm like, no, that was Lacey, not Heather. So I'm your host, Heather. They call me Bodybuilder Barbie.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, I love how you have to slow down because it's a tongue twister if you say it fast. I really don't know. There's so many bees.
unknown:Bodybuilder Barbie.
SPEAKER_02:Triple B. And I'm coming off of a show tan show tan, spray tan show weekend. So my brain is also not functioning. I just had two clients this morning, and I'm like, not for the spray tan, but for train in training. Training. Yes, no. The clients were all yeah, Friday and then Saturday, all the show stuff. So yeah, my brain has very few cells in it, I feel like. So it's gonna be funny.
SPEAKER_05:I'm just loopy because that's who I am as a person. No, you're very eloquent. And I feel like you're always getting bad. Listen, I last week alone, on two separate occasions, going to two separate places, I got I forgot where I was going twice and went the wrong way. Okay. In one trip.
SPEAKER_02:Dear my child, A D H D.
SPEAKER_05:I know, but I'm on meds now. Doesn't mean it works. It doesn't at all. They don't.
SPEAKER_02:It just makes you slightly more focused.
SPEAKER_05:Only a little bit. Like I'll I'll get in the car and actually remember that I forgot something before I'm a block and a half away, which is great. And then I'll go back inside and I'll get that and I'll feel really fucking accomplished. And then I'll get in the car and I'll drive a block and a half away and realize I forgot something else. And then I'm like, God damn it, I was that close. That close. So it helps me a little bit because I'll remember one thing, but I can't remember multiple things. That's still too difficult.
SPEAKER_02:Oh, at the show this weekend, um, oh my gosh, I forgot her name. She came up to me and she said, You're Heather, I listened to your podcast. I love you and Lacey. She's like, I resonate with both of you, and she thinks we're absolutely hilarious. So I love when we get that feedback.
SPEAKER_05:We also got um a um a fan mail. Yeah, thank you. Couldn't think of the word. Couldn't think of the word.
SPEAKER_02:Which you can put fan mail in. There's a little button on okay. I only do Apple podcasts, so it's on Apple. It's really easy to find. You click it. Or on Buzzsprout. Well, it's a good thing. Sorry, I like coughing and sneezing and all the things. I don't know if it's allergies or just kid germs that are infiltrating. But well, the weather has changed dramatically so fast. It was like ice raining yesterday. Yeah, it's super cool.
SPEAKER_00:What the fuck?
SPEAKER_05:I'm literally, I'm in your sheet, your standalone blanket, your comforter, and a heated blanket on top of that. That is how much I'm wrapped up right now because I'm freezing in here.
SPEAKER_02:It's cold in here. And I actually am under the comforter with my feet. That's how you know it's cold blanket.
SPEAKER_05:Because all when it was summer and you had the air conditioner blasting, and I was freezing, and I'm all wrapped up, you're literally in like just a tiny little top and some bottoms, and totally fine walking around. You're like, I don't know why you think it's so cold in here. And I'm like, it's literally like a fucking yeah, ice. And now you're but now you think it is also ice, so it's so cold outside, and it's yeah, it's cold outside. My nose is cold, which is the sniffles, so I know my nose gets really red all winter, like because I have Renault's, so I have the poor circulation, and I've remembered.
SPEAKER_02:I would never want a freaky Friday with you.
SPEAKER_05:No.
SPEAKER_02:Never want that to happen.
SPEAKER_06:Well, I don't, but I love you. Fair, but like rude to say it out loud. Like, like, please, Lord. If I ever have to do this, don't let him be with Lacey.
SPEAKER_02:I don't know if I'd survive. Wait, you know what I would do? I would eat all the fucking food.
SPEAKER_06:You would eat, yeah.
SPEAKER_02:I would just be fair. I would make you gain like 15 pounds.
SPEAKER_05:I already have gained 15 pounds. Like overnight. I quit Texas Roadhouse because I was like, oh, my body can't take it. And then now my body's like, okay, well, here's your fucking punishment. Like, here's 15 pounds. Congratulations. I hope you're happy. And I'm like, fuck you. Because that, you know, makes shit worse too. But it's whatever. It's fine. Side note when I was in high school, there I had this friend. And it was not me. No, we didn't know each other in high school. I know.
SPEAKER_02:Sad.
SPEAKER_05:I don't think we would have been friends in high school.
SPEAKER_02:No, I went to Cordelaine high school, so I went to East Valley.
SPEAKER_05:It was awful. We won't talk about it. Dramatic. Lots of dramatic things happened there. Trauma. This girl's mom hated me, and I didn't know why. Like, from the gate, hated me, was always rude to me. And then finally, one day I asked her, I was like, why the fuck does your mom hate me so much? And she's like, She thinks you do a lot of cocaine because your nose is always red. And I was like, I'd never done it. And I was like, no, bitch, I have poor circulation. And her mom didn't care. She didn't believe me. She thought I just did a bunch of cocaine and thought I was a bad influence and hated me.
SPEAKER_02:Okay, so for the mom to go to that, she obviously has some fucking trouble with the cocaine. Something does her nose get really red when she does cocaine.
SPEAKER_05:I don't know, but I thought I laughed pretty fucking hard. I mean, it's hindsight now, it's funny because you know, I have part took sometimes in the past. But by that point I didn't.
SPEAKER_02:I don't think not that I remember. I don't know. This is a long time ago.
SPEAKER_05:Yes. Yeah, but by that point, I was I think she I was like 14, 15 when she hated me. And I was only drinking at that point. And well, and gardening and cigarettes.
SPEAKER_02:But see, I was a late bloomer to the thing, so I was still like a little sober, not d haven't done anything. I know.
SPEAKER_05:That's when if we think about like teenage us, we definitely were not the fucking same in those years. Like, no, I was a party girl, and you were just a nice, sweet teenage girl.
SPEAKER_06:For a minute. I know. I mean, you turned hard.
SPEAKER_05:You made a you made a hard laugh. It was like a hard laugh.
SPEAKER_02:I'm like, let's life is funny.
SPEAKER_05:So I was more of like a gentle, like, I took the long way, but I mean I was Do I ever take the long way?
SPEAKER_02:It's short, fast, and aggressive.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah. I I gradually got there. Like I progressively got worse. I progressively turned left, and you just went from I'm good, I'm great, I'm, you know, a standalone girl, and then hard left.
SPEAKER_02:So I just said I take the short, aggressive. What was the other word I used? I don't know.
SPEAKER_05:I was talking. I didn't hear you. Short and aggressive, though. That's it.
SPEAKER_02:But then it was another adjective, and I totally described Kinsley.
SPEAKER_05:Oh.
SPEAKER_02:And I was like, oh shit, did I just it's Kinsley?
SPEAKER_05:That's so funny.
SPEAKER_02:She is fast, hard, and aggressive.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:I don't take the long way. Long way, no. No. Um, but that's fine. It's all or nothing. I use it as a strength. This is why we're not the same.
SPEAKER_05:I I use all or nothing sometimes, and it's bad, apparently, according to my therapist. In fact, every time we get to a point, and I'm like, oh, this is that all or nothing thing again, huh? And she's like, uh-huh. And then we were talking about something not even directly related to me, and I was getting kind of heated about it. And I was like, God, it's just so frustrating because they have this all or nothing mentality, and she just goes, ah, and points at me, and I'm like, I fucking see the irony, man. Don't you think? Were you talking about me? I don't remember what we were talking about, possibly. Oh, rude. I don't think so. No.
SPEAKER_02:Okay.
SPEAKER_05:I'm like, actually, I don't talk about you that much in therapy because you don't traumatize me.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, that's true. That's good. That's good. I mean, it's usually the helper.
SPEAKER_05:You don't want me to talk about you in therapy. I feel like we should be allowed to send a bill to every person that we end up bringing up in therapy that results in additional sessions.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, like today's session was 70% you, so that's gonna be a 70% of the bill.
SPEAKER_05:I think that's fair. Why is that not? What are you looking for?
SPEAKER_02:Found it. Oh the Benjamin.
SPEAKER_05:You spent like a good three minutes just searching.
SPEAKER_02:Like it has to be sitting here somewhere. Fuck. I have no brain today, and that's fine. It is fine. Our topic today.
SPEAKER_05:Oh, yeah. We do this every time. We just fucking rant for like 10 minutes.
SPEAKER_02:I mean, should we just do make this our fucking catch-up episode then? Who cares? All right, whatever.
SPEAKER_05:We try so hard to like have a structure. We like meeting.
SPEAKER_02:We do have a structure, but we we do, but we always have a catch-up episode, and lately that's just been more fun.
SPEAKER_05:I feel like we do catch-ups more than we don't at this point. But that's because honestly, we don't see each other that much anymore.
SPEAKER_02:And every time we talk about things, it brings us to other topics, and then we're like, this is too good not to share. Like, bitch, don't even talk to me. We don't talk for that reason.
SPEAKER_05:It's because school started again, and then that makes life harder because then you have other things we gotta do. I'm in a relationship. Yeah. That always adds a I don't want to okay, I'm gonna say the word barrier, but I don't mean it in a negative way. No, you just like it just means like I have to share with you. Yes. Or I have to share now your time. So I will see you less by default. And that's not necessarily a bad thing, but that means that when we do see each other, we always have to catch up now because we're like, oh, instead of oh, I saw you three days ago, it's like I literally haven't seen you in two weeks.
unknown:Right.
SPEAKER_02:It happens, but at least we see each other each other every two weeks. I feel like that's our mandatory.
SPEAKER_05:I know, but there was that one time it was like go podcast because it forces us to stay friends. I like that.
SPEAKER_02:It's always to fucking see each other. No, we're those friends that like we could go ten months without talking and we pick up like nothing ever happened.
SPEAKER_05:Weird. First off, it was 18 months.
SPEAKER_02:That was a long ass fucking time.
SPEAKER_05:That was a long time. You know what's funny?
SPEAKER_02:It's weird that I keep thinking it was like eight months.
SPEAKER_05:No, it was eighteen months, a year and a half that we didn't talk. I know, it's crazy. It's crazy because it was from winter, and then we experienced a whole nother winter, and then it wasn't until the following like summer, like beginning of summer, that we I finally broke down. You broke me down. You're like, bitch, just talk to me. I know just one time. And I was like, oh, fine.
SPEAKER_02:And I'm like, don't you fucking miss me? You know you do.
SPEAKER_05:And well, the thing, okay, I the thing that I like is that a lot of people in that type of situation, when you would have met back up, like would have been like, let's just forget it, let's move past it, blah, blah, blah. And when like one of the very first things you said to me when I sat down, you're like, I just want to say I recognize what was happening, and I'm sorry for my part in it, which was good because you didn't take all the blame because you shouldn't, because I was a part of it too. But like, just straight out the gate, you're like, listen, like hindsight, I can recognize that I was part of the problem. And I'm like, awesome. I can also recognize that I was part of the problem. And that was it. That's all it took.
SPEAKER_02:We were to problem children spiraling. We were in a bad way, like blaring out of control, but it's fine, it works.
SPEAKER_05:But it is it is nice to have those people that like if I don't see you for two months or whatever, it's okay, like it's not gonna affect us.
SPEAKER_02:Or if we don't talk like, or if we don't open things, like I am not one to be like an obligatory friend or don't feel obligated to talk to me. Life fucking happens. Yeah. If you just have to be like, you know what, sorry, I've been gone. Also, I'm that person. I I just disappear because life gets really hard.
SPEAKER_03:Well, and I have to do that.
SPEAKER_02:I've not been on social media for a fucking grip, and it feels amazing. Well, sometimes you need a break. I have not had a break, I feel like, in a minute, so it feels good. It's important. Also, I feel like I'm watched a lot. I can't um you do have lurkers. Yes, and I feel like it's fine, what the fuck ever. But it's just like I wish that certain people didn't have access.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, that's how it's hard because like in in a way, you're a public figure at this point, you know? Because like, especially within the bodybuilbuilding world, you are because not you compete and you've won, and like people know who you are, and things like that.
SPEAKER_02:So I definitely love sharing my journey. I'm just going through a quiet, not sharing my journey time. Which is okay.
SPEAKER_05:You're you're allowed to have personal things. Yes. And I'm enjoying it. It's nice. And that's what matters. Um you seem happy. I am even tired. I know that you're happy because I hear from you less. If that makes sense. Not true.
SPEAKER_02:Well, life is I don't mean that in a bad thing. Also, we're really busy. I've been really fucking busy.
SPEAKER_05:I know you have.
SPEAKER_02:I haven't even had time to do anything or sit or down or even sleep.
SPEAKER_05:Dude, have you seen my calendar? I don't know why I keep doing this to myself, but like, look at that. I know. I have so much, and none of that includes working. That's that's on top of the thing.
SPEAKER_02:Can I just give you a little truth bomb? What? It's because you don't want to be alone with yourself.
SPEAKER_05:Um, it used to be.
SPEAKER_02:It is still you use busy as a thing. You do. You do. What do you mean I use busy as a thing? It's a thing. It's a way to distract yourself. You do.
SPEAKER_05:But I do spend a lot of time by myself. This is the thing. I spend all day by myself because I work from home.
SPEAKER_02:You just schedule some rest time and you choose not to.
SPEAKER_05:I feel when I'm resting, I feel like I'm just putting something off, and realistically I am. But I do rest. I think I do better now than I used to.
unknown:Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:Like sometimes, like when um me and you had plans, and then you had to do something, and so instead of me like finding something else to do, I didn't do anything. I just stayed home. You made dinner. I made dinner. I made a full fucking dinner. Okay, so in a way, I do I do like I would rather be busy than not be busy eating.
SPEAKER_02:Eating though is like a self-care thing for you, so that's always good.
SPEAKER_05:Until I see the mess afterwards. Farm it out to your kids. I made I made um chicken fried steak from scratch, and then I made a Parmesan pasta salad and gravy from scratch and uh broccoli. Sounds amazing. I made a f my kitchen was a fucking disaster because it was I made it all from scratch and it was a big old mess, and it made a lot of dishes, and then I just left them. I was like, nope, not today. Have your kids do it. They do for the most part, just not in a timely way.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:Like they'll wait three days and then they'll be like, I'll do the dishes, Mom. And I'm like, well, they say.
SPEAKER_02:See, I'm like, you want your phone? Go do that.
SPEAKER_05:The dishes I hate more than any other chore. I would rather do laundry than do the dishes. I don't know why I hate why fucking have a dishwasher.
SPEAKER_02:The dishes are like, yeah, I don't do the dishes in the house.
SPEAKER_05:I still hate the dishes. And then but when the kids do the dishes, I hate the way they do the dishes because they don't do a good fucking job. But I would still rather let them do a shitty job than me have to do the dis I will clean everything else. Just please don't make me do the dishes. And I don't know why I hate it so much. It's just not your thing. I don't know what it is. I don't know. Probably because like the water and how like my I don't like it when my hands are all week wrinkly. Bothers me. That's gross. Um, all right. So I'm I don't even know what we're talking about anymore.
SPEAKER_02:Um, you yeah. And we don't have enough time to actually talk about our no, we're just catching up, and then our topic is gonna be the next one, which you guys will hear.
SPEAKER_05:So I uh I wanna get your honest opinion on something. So I feel like lately I've had a lot of dudes from my past like popping up, which is kind of weird. And like, I don't know if that's like the universe testing me to see if I've learned those lessons. It depends on who it is.
SPEAKER_00:It depends on who it is.
SPEAKER_05:Um that Davenport guy messaged me. I did not, I did not respond. He found me on Hinge. Um, and he I don't know if he sent me a message on no, he I know he sent me a message on Facebook Messenger, I think, but I didn't open it because I didn't want to open that can of worms, so that was kind of weird. And then of course, motorcycle will just he has impeccable timing and just pops up all the time. He's coming in town in a couple of weeks and he's like, hey.
SPEAKER_02:That's like your situationship at this point.
SPEAKER_05:I know. Um, and then maybe baby, of course, pops back up. And that was fun for you. Yeah, I did. I went on a date with Maybe Baby, and it went really good, but I don't I don't know. I just I feel weird about the whole thing. I just why are so many people like there there was like two others that I can't remember off the top of my head in within the past like two months.
SPEAKER_00:Like, why? That's weird. You do get a lot of I don't know, I don't know.
SPEAKER_05:Recycling.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, I don't know, it's just weird to me.
SPEAKER_05:I've been told by a couple of recycler.
SPEAKER_02:So did you change from Barb the builder to the recycler?
SPEAKER_05:I'm not the one recycling. Be careful. Be careful. I'm the one people are trying to recycle.
SPEAKER_02:So you're still recycling oh, you're not the recycler.
SPEAKER_05:No, I'm not the recycling. Yes, huh?
SPEAKER_02:Because you're still participating in the recycle if you participated in the recycling.
SPEAKER_05:Because I went on a date with maybe baby.
SPEAKER_02:I mean, that's fine though.
SPEAKER_05:This is the way I look at it. Out of me and him didn't necessarily end because something bad happened between us. It was more so that he needed to figure he needed to figure if that maybe baby was his and then figure out what that meant to him, and like, you know, so it wasn't like we ended on a particularly bad note. Things weren't great after we broke up for a minute because I was an alcoholic and like the whole dart thing, and I yeah, and God, and then hot sauce happened and then like fucking hot sauce. Shit got weird. Shit got weird a little bit because we were at darts because I was subbing in and like maybe baby was kind of hitting on my sister, I think, but I don't know for sure. I don't know if that was me just being really fucking wasted and like upset about it, and then like hot sauce showed up, and hot sauce was a child, basically, comparatively. He wasn't a real child. I'm not I'm not that he had to be 21 to be in the bar. Correct, but you know me. I'm like anyone younger than me as a child. Well, yes. Because I don't know, dating someone younger than me weirds me out. I feel like that's inappropriate for some reason. I don't know.
SPEAKER_02:I always felt that way too, and then I broke my own rule with the last one, and look how that fucking turned out.
SPEAKER_05:Oh, yeah. Yeah, not not great for you. No, I also pivoted, so um, I have dated a couple people who were younger than me, but none of those really lasted very long. Yeah, because there's a fucking reason.
SPEAKER_02:Uh Daniel 2 was younger than me. Men cannot, I don't okay, maybe they can be. I just feel like I have never met a younger man that I was like attracted to. Because remember, I used to give fucking tiny ankles, Johnny Bravo, so much shit for being a child.
SPEAKER_05:Do you remember when that I can't remember his name? He was some young buck, super attractive, great body, messaged me off of hinge or tender or whatever. And like, God, I can't remember his name. He would message me over and over and over when I finally broke down and was like, okay, I will go on a date with you. And so, like, we go out at a bar and we drink or whatever, and he invites me back to his place, and he literally puts on Legends of the Hidden Hidden Temple on the TV, and then very politely asks if he can go down on me, and I just started laughing, and I was like, I'm so sorry. No, you can't. I need to go.
SPEAKER_06:Do you remember that?
SPEAKER_05:Legends of the hidden temple.
SPEAKER_06:Legends of the hidden temple! Like, what is how is this real life? Like, what? And I just couldn't do it because I was like, You're a child. You're literally literally put on a fucking children's show.
SPEAKER_05:Like, I couldn't, I couldn't do it no matter how attractive he was. And I knew that he had a decent package because he had sent it to me. Like he sent me a photo. I knew. I knew, and I still couldn't do it. I don't know how coogers do it. I don't know how coogers do it. It takes a lot of time. Does it not make you feel weird? Maybe it's different because I have boys.
SPEAKER_02:Yes, it does say because my son is like 18, so that's weird.
SPEAKER_05:Yes, exactly. Deegan is gonna be 18 in like a week and a day. Ugh. Already not okay with that. But like, how in the world could I date somebody even remotely close to his age? That's weird. That's gross to me. I can't.
unknown:I can't.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, no, hard tasks.
SPEAKER_05:We're the same there.
SPEAKER_02:We're the same. We're the same. We're the same.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, so I don't know. I did tell Man Child. I did tell Maybe Baby that um, like, I don't even know if I'm ready to date. Um anyone who listens to this podcast is probably screaming, you are not.
SPEAKER_06:But like, we listen, we know you shouldn't.
SPEAKER_02:Actually, Lacey, I think you you lemon, you got you got rid of lemon real quick.
SPEAKER_05:I did. I'm doing much better. And well, now though, so I think the thing is like with Maybe Baby, I feel like it's more on a level of like fundamentally, we all know I want to move away, and like my kids are older, and he has a younger child, and like nothing against that.
SPEAKER_02:But like, if we were to date, that like ties me down, and I don't know if I can laughing inside because in case you were wondering about maybe baby, he has a small child.
SPEAKER_05:That maybe baby was definitely his. Turns out.
SPEAKER_02:In case you were wondering how that situation turned out.
SPEAKER_05:But I can't. I I've called the maybe baby for so long at this point. Like it it feels weird to call him anything else. I call him to his face. So he is very aware that his nickname is Maybe Baby. Like it's a running joke, it's fine. He doesn't get offended by it or anything.
SPEAKER_06:So at least there's that.
SPEAKER_05:Oh, it's so funny. Even though it's no longer a maybe, it's a it's a for certain. There's like a DNA test and all the things. And then but he is a great dad. So there's that, which is nice. But I don't know, like, I don't know. I gotta dating's hard. I'm not a fan of dating in general. I'm not, so who knows? But I see like you're all happy. You're yawning. Because it's cold. And I'm tired.
SPEAKER_02:I'm really fucking tired. I've had like very little sleep since Thursday.
SPEAKER_05:Because of the we uh the working of the show. Where was the show this time?
SPEAKER_02:At Northern Quest.
SPEAKER_05:Oh, at least it was local-ish.
SPEAKER_02:I mean you don't leave there till nine, and you have to be there at six the next morning, and then you don't leave until nine again.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, it's a long day.
SPEAKER_02:But yeah, I like it. I enjoy it, but yes, tiring. So I need to catch up.
SPEAKER_00:That'll happen tonight.
SPEAKER_05:I've been trying to catch up on sleep. My dogs won't let me sleep past seven, which is fair. Really, there's no reason why I should sleep past seven, but I always still try to lay there for another hour, and I'm like fighting with Rowie because he's the one that sleeps by my face, and he's the cutest fucking thing in the world. He literally punches me in the face, he's like, fucking wake up, and I'm like, oh, you're so cute. I don't want to be lovely. And then he's like, bitch, no, really. He's like, get up, I want food.
SPEAKER_00:You're like fine.
SPEAKER_05:He's me as a dog.
SPEAKER_02:Speaking of food, we haven't got out yet.
SPEAKER_05:I know because it's all dependent on your schedule. I say that, but honestly, my schedule's a fucking nightmare, too.
SPEAKER_02:Well, until I'm done with these, I have Boise next weekend. Yeah. So, and then first weekend of November I spray again. So after that. It's a lot in one, but you know, as goes, we know how it is. Yeah, it's good money. And, you know, sometimes we see each other a lot and sometimes we don't.
SPEAKER_05:Ebbs and flows.
SPEAKER_02:As life does.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:I still see you more than any other person. Like I mean, obviously my kids because I live with them, but like I have my hashtag worst best friend Kayla, who literally lives five minutes from me, and I see you more than I see her. By like a lot.
SPEAKER_00:Good, as it should be.
SPEAKER_05:So even when we don't see each other as much, like we still see each other regularly, so it's fine.
SPEAKER_00:Um, I do have And we talk every day.
SPEAKER_02:We do talk every day.
SPEAKER_05:Usually about memes, but yes, and I mean like, or I just yeah, yes.
SPEAKER_02:Um oh, there was a Johnny Bravo siding memory. You know Sydney.
SPEAKER_05:Yes. Well, I know who she is. We've never met.
SPEAKER_02:You've never met Sydney? I don't believe so. Yes, you have. Have you never met her? How have you never met her?
SPEAKER_05:When would I have met her?
SPEAKER_02:I don't know. I swear Pathsville Christmas. I swear they haven't. Did she not go to the strip club with us that one night? Were you never there? Was it just me, her and Alexis?
SPEAKER_05:The only Oh no, yes. I've never been to the strip club with Alexis. The only time me and you have ever.
SPEAKER_02:No, Sydney was there and roll up.
SPEAKER_05:Like, wait, which who are you talking about right now?
SPEAKER_02:Sydney, I'll show you.
SPEAKER_05:Sydney Dirk? Yes. Oh, okay. Then yes, millions of people. That's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_02:I'm like, how have you not? There was like an in-back.
SPEAKER_05:I thought you were around all the time. I thought you were talking about somebody from like your um, she does makeup shader makeup for the shows.
SPEAKER_02:No, I know Sydney for sure. Yeah. So she does make it. We've gone out tons of fucking times. Well, right, that's what I'm saying. I'm like, yes you have. I know, I'm like, I feel like I love Sydney. I like, yes, you have.
SPEAKER_05:But I haven't seen or spoken to her since uh before the fallout.
SPEAKER_02:Okay, so I saw her yesterday. And then I was like, oh. And then she's like, guess who I saw? And I'm like, I already fucking know.
SPEAKER_05:And she's like anytime someone says it like that, you know.
SPEAKER_02:I know. I'm like, yes, and um, so at his nephew's baseball game, she's like made eye contact, diverted, would not look my direction again. That's so f it's so funny to me because he knows that everybody knows, which is about Sydney because he did not like me hanging out with Sydney or Alexis or you about influences because we're like fucking leave him. And we have we're like, what the fuck are you doing?
SPEAKER_05:None of us liked him. None of us, nobody.
SPEAKER_02:That's a that's a sign.
SPEAKER_05:Should be. We gotta learn as a species to listen to our friends more. Like it is very important to get an outsider's perspective. And even though your friends might be a little bit biased, they're still gonna tell you better than you're gonna tell yourself. And if you really need to, you can go to third-party sources because fucking people you don't know know and they see it and they'll tell you.
SPEAKER_02:But like, I didn't have that because remember he moved up from Boise, so we were just like, oh, he literally had like this we couldn't have any third. Yes, and he like scrubbed his past. So it's like that's what the whole love con revenge. Please watch it on Netflix. Have you seen it yet? No, I know. I always literally listen to it. You're gonna get like, you're gonna realize, okay, it's fucking crazy.
SPEAKER_05:The second I leave here, I'm gonna forget about it again. I only remember I need to get my oil changed every time. Do you want me to text you?
SPEAKER_02:Do we text you to get your oil changed? Because I will. Every single time. I'm gonna voice note you, so this is gonna be how funny it is. Hey, we're on the podcast right now, and I just wanted to let you know you need to get your oil changed. And also, while you're getting your oil changed, watch LoveCon Revenge on Netflix. Love you.
SPEAKER_05:That's not gonna work though, because here's the problem. Every time I get in my car, it tells me you need your oil change. And that's when I remember, oh yeah, fuck, I need my oil change. And then I'm like, I'm gonna do it tomorrow during the day. I'll drop it off at like the morning.
SPEAKER_02:I figured it out.
unknown:What?
SPEAKER_04:You I'm very aware that I have a problem. I even told my kids, I was like, you guys, I'm almost to the point where I'm actually getting it.
SPEAKER_02:Tax, tax, tasks.
SPEAKER_04:Who am I gonna delegate that to?
SPEAKER_05:They have school, they can't take it.
SPEAKER_02:They can do it on a non-school day.
SPEAKER_05:No, there's no way to be able to get in.
SPEAKER_02:Once again, you problem.
SPEAKER_05:It's like two blocks, it's not two blocks. I'm bad at like it's like four blocks.
SPEAKER_02:She's making excuses of why she can't do it. She keeps reading.
SPEAKER_05:I'm I'm telling you how horrible it is that I haven't done it. It's only four blocks from the house.
SPEAKER_02:And your car's gonna break down and then you're gonna go.
SPEAKER_05:So if you're gonna text it to me, text it to me in the morning.
SPEAKER_02:You're asking somebody also who actually ADHD to that's why I sent you a voice note.
SPEAKER_05:So when you look at our text, you're gonna be like it tonight, and then in the morning when I need to remember, that's when I'm I'm not gonna remember because I already listened to it. Put it in your fucking calendar. I know that's what I need to do. Oh my god. I'll do that right now. My whole that's why my calendar looks like this. If it is not on my calendar, it doesn't have to be.
SPEAKER_02:Okay, anyways, solve that problem.
SPEAKER_05:Um, I have to go to physical therapy now for my neck, by the way.
SPEAKER_02:Well, that's fun. That's we have some questions. We have questions. We're falling apart. I know. It's okay.
SPEAKER_05:And the best part is my insurance is only gonna pay for five sessions, and even the lady's like, we're not gonna accomplish anything in five sessions. So she gave me some exercises I have to do at home for my neck. Like, and then she's like, You just have to promise me that you're really gonna do it. And I was like, Lady, I can't even get my oil changed. Like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try.
SPEAKER_02:And we all knew she would never do it.
SPEAKER_05:It's hard, and it's never gonna be exercises too. Why you even go? Because the doctor said I had to. That's the only reason why I ever go to physical therapy. This is my third time going to physical therapy. It's a a different office. Each time it's a different office, and I'm just like, we all know this isn't gonna work. Like, why are we doing this at this point? But she did um do dry needling. Have you ever had dry needling? No, it's not great, it's literally just jabbing fucking needles into your muscles.
SPEAKER_02:Oh, yeah, no.
SPEAKER_05:So it's kind of like Acupun, sure. Yeah, like same difference, but it was not fun. I did not enjoy it.
SPEAKER_02:I use Jenessa. Oh, um, shout out to Christine, nurse Christine, Belladay Med Spa. If you need any injections, lasers. Hair removal, anything at all. Go see her.
SPEAKER_05:I know. I hope she knows I didn't abandon her. I just got my level of broke.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, I told her. She's like, oh, I thought she just didn't want to come anymore. I'm like, no, she doesn't have money. Um she is running specials right now, so check those out. Um, she did my disport and then some more tattoo removal.
SPEAKER_05:I love that she does tattoo removal now. I would love to get some tattoos removed, but mine are really big and I think it's expensive.
SPEAKER_02:I mean, just go in and see how many. It's it's all based on sessions.
SPEAKER_05:So, yes, I've there's a new place opening in Nortown Mall. Um, I don't remember what it's called. It's like recovery. No, not reset. I don't know.
SPEAKER_02:There's a bunch of really shitty places that are like jump popping up for like laser removal and stuff. Do not go to anyone besides Christine. I'm just gonna say it right now.
SPEAKER_05:I know. I'm just I'm not talking about them specifically. I'm just talking about their structure model. Is they you pay like a flat rate for the size, regardless of sessions, which could be great, but like also you could get ripped off. Yes, because you know what I'm saying, because right away, or it doesn't like if it takes less than you would think, you don't get reimbursed for that. Yeah, no, Christine actually's pretty expensive.
SPEAKER_02:Yes, she'll let you know, she'll give you a good price or good quote on a price. But like, I don't know. It's does it depend?
SPEAKER_05:I know it depends on size, obviously, but does it depend on location of your body?
SPEAKER_02:No, but it depends on like ink, how hard they went, how many, like if it's shading, if it's like certain colors. There's a bunch of different and she doesn't feel great, but she does numb it.
SPEAKER_05:Oh, that's nice.
SPEAKER_02:We're working on the blue to get the blue out, and that's the hardest.
SPEAKER_05:It's quick though, right?
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, so it only takes like maybe like 10 minutes for my finger. That's good. It's just like rubber band snap, a really bad one.
SPEAKER_05:That's how I felt. Okay, so I got my bikini area laser hair removed like a long time ago. Same thing. I literally got a group on for it for like 200 bucks, which is crazy now because it's hella expensive now. So, like, I did it kind of when it was like really just starting to be a thing, so it wasn't hella expensive. But that's the exact way that I described that sensation, is that it felt like someone was snapping a rub a rubber band on your skin. That's funny that that's how you describe it.
SPEAKER_02:That's what it is, yeah. So it reminds me of.
SPEAKER_05:Which honestly isn't that bad. It's only when it's for a long time because you're like, okay, now, now fucking stop.
SPEAKER_02:But right, you know. You're not gonna want that anymore. No. Um, okay, we have a little bit of time left, and I want to do some questions too. Now Heather loves questions. I do. It keeps us on task. Because I feel like right, like, I don't know, you got our what we're doing. You don't want to listen to a whole hour of what we've been doing. You've been hearing that a lot. So you got the synopsis. Let's do something like entertaining now. Lacey's falling apart still. I'm not being a relationship. So, like, I know. I it's fine. Okay, if you could ban me from doing one thing, what would it be? Oh my god.
SPEAKER_05:Ban you from doing something. Um canceling. I would ban you from canceling on me. I only cancel if it's like in regard to a kid thing.
SPEAKER_06:I know. I would still ban you from doing it. Okay. There were no rules attached to it.
SPEAKER_02:Okay, then okay, but you yeah, you would just have to come with me.
SPEAKER_05:I would just be like, we're fucking hanging out anyway, bitch. Make it work, figure it out.
SPEAKER_02:I usually do. I usually do. You make it sound like a cancel on you all the time. You're like the one person I don't cancel on.
SPEAKER_05:No, but it's because we're in a we're in a spot where we're not seeing each other as much. Yes. You know what I mean? Like during the summer, if you cancel, it's fine, because I'm like, I'll see you in three days. Yes, I know.
SPEAKER_02:Right now, right now it's like a season of busy for us. Right. It's just like an unusually busy month. So yes, okay, I take that. Um, kid, don't take this the wrong way.
SPEAKER_05:I who cares? Complaining.
SPEAKER_02:You can complain.
SPEAKER_05:I complain a lot. Yeah, I know because you or Tigger.
SPEAKER_02:So I would make you have my tigerness. Oh, God. Well, maybe not the tigerness, but like you couldn't complain. Like, so the second thing.
SPEAKER_05:What the fuck would we talk about?
SPEAKER_02:You would just be so solution-oriented like I am. You wouldn't know what to do. We would solve all the world's problems.
SPEAKER_05:I don't believe that's true. But that is a completely fair thing. I'm super self-aware. I do complain a lot. It's like 90% of my personality.
SPEAKER_01:And I'm over here like trying to solve it, and you're like, nope, nope, nope. I'm like, fine, bitch, I give up. I fucking give up.
SPEAKER_05:Okay, because it's one of those things, and this is for any real anyone in a relationship. I don't care if it's a friend relationship or with a man or a woman, like, go into every conversation and be like, do you want solutions or do you just want to vent? Because that's I'm a venter. I don't want you to fix my own. I just want to be allowed to fucking bitch about it. And then and then I'm good. Then I can move on.
SPEAKER_02:Like, oh, I usually just like let you do that, but sometimes I'm like, here's I know.
SPEAKER_05:You're like, but I want to fix it. I'm like, I don't want you to fix it. Because I care about you. If I was just like, oh, uh-huh. That'd be fine.
SPEAKER_02:Um then you'd know something was wrong.
SPEAKER_05:I know. I'd be like, are you okay? Like, mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_02:Um, what nickname do you secretly think suits me best?
SPEAKER_05:You already know. Cinderella is the most fucking perfect nickname for you. Like, I love bodybuilder Barbie because that describes like me now. That describes like your outer core, but like in your soul, you're Cinderella. You can, not, hang, past midnight. Ever. Never have, never will.
SPEAKER_02:Never have.
SPEAKER_05:It's so funny to me. Like, and I love it. I love it about you because you're consistent. You know it. You own it. You even warn people. You're like, listen, if this goes past midnight, someone's gonna have to figure out how to get me home.
SPEAKER_02:Like someone. I'm gonna be asleep in a random bed on a bow on a couch. I'm pretty sure I'm the reason they got rid of the couch at nine.
SPEAKER_05:No, me and Renee broke it, giving chaving a.
SPEAKER_02:Also, I'm pretty sure Fat Roger was done with me falling asleep on there. He's like, you can't.
SPEAKER_05:I know. He would we would show up there and he's all like, is she gonna fucking make it this time? And I'm like, no.
SPEAKER_02:To be fair, you guys were there till like 4 a.m. Yes.
SPEAKER_04:Well, because he worked so many clone then that would happen.
SPEAKER_02:Don't expect me like that's some normal thing.
SPEAKER_05:That is fair. That is true. We would leave on average, I would say three, but yes, it was like.
SPEAKER_02:But if you're like Heather McNicho 12, 15, I still would have been out at 12, but at least I would have tried a little more. No. I was like, here we are and done.
SPEAKER_06:At least you're consistent.
SPEAKER_02:Um even like when we were out and about, I'd be like, wow, how'd we get so many places? I swear I was asleep, but you were. You were asleep in roll-ups car, you were asleep, you found the bed in no bed house, and then nothing in it.
SPEAKER_05:God, I don't even rem- I don't remember where we were, but like we went somewhere and you literally crawled into the bed.
SPEAKER_06:Like, what's not our house?
SPEAKER_05:You got my house, it was not your house, and we showed up to like fucking party, and you're like, nope, you literally found the bedroom and went and laid down and went to bed. And then I just let you sleep and I partied until I was ready to go.
SPEAKER_02:And then I was waking up like, hi guys, what are we doing? Like, we're going to bed now. Yep.
SPEAKER_05:It was funny. Got it. Oh, that's so funny.
SPEAKER_06:Fucking hilarious. I was like, they're like, what do we do? I was like, let her sleep, dude. Like, she's not gonna party. It's too late. We missed the window.
SPEAKER_02:We told you midnight you wanted to stay out. They're like, it's so bad. At Beyond Wonderland, I could not. I'm like, you're telling me Steve Aoki goes on at 12:30. Right. You're like, I'm already gonna be out. So I listened to a sound check. Tiesto sound check. So that was cool. I gotta listen to the sound check.
SPEAKER_05:Dude, the fact that even in that setting, you're like, nope.
SPEAKER_02:And I slept so good, I don't remember anything. I mean, we had terrace camping, but yeah, that loud ass shit. That's funny.
SPEAKER_05:I used to be able to sleep through shit like that.
SPEAKER_02:I know. And I was like sober during that, so that's fun.
SPEAKER_05:That's the that's the funny thing, is like that wasn't a I'm gonna be drunk and like whatever. It's it's an all the time thing.
SPEAKER_02:It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. In any circumstance, I can be altered in any kind of a way. Throughout the years, these things.
SPEAKER_05:As long as I've known you, as long as I've known you, you cannot make it past midnight. Like maybe once or twice as like a fluke, and that's probably because you took a nap that day or something.
SPEAKER_02:Oh yeah, and was like super caffeinated or something, and then even barely it was touch or go. Yep. And I was on my way to go to bed. Yeah. Sometimes I didn't even make it till 11. I mean.
SPEAKER_05:Which is hard because I'm like a night out. I'm designed. I really wish.
SPEAKER_02:This is why we are so different. I am like wake up in the morning, good to go.
SPEAKER_05:You are such a morning person, and I am fucking not. And I'm like this. Hi. It's kind of a high how bubbly you are in the morning. I call you like early ass.
SPEAKER_02:I'm like, oh, did I wake you up? You're like, bitch, it's 5 a.m. Why are you so energetic?
SPEAKER_05:Well, even when you call me at like nine, and you're like, did I wake you up? And I'm like, no, I've been up for three hours, and you're like, why do you sound so like tired? I'm like, because bitch, I'm fucking tired. Like it's nine.
SPEAKER_02:I mean, I'm tired too, but we still have stuff to do, okay? We're gonna go do this and that, and no.
SPEAKER_05:My ideal, like, if I could sleep from one or two in the morning until 8 a.m., that's like my perfect sleep cycle. But I have worked at the same job for almost 17 years. December 2nd will be 17 years that I have worked for this company, and I have always worked for them at 6 a.m. You would think after 17 years, five days a week, having to work at 6 a.m., I would be adjusted to that. And I am not. So much so that everyone knows to try to not schedule a meeting with me for the first hour of my shift because they're like, she won't be able to make any decisions yet. Like, she's not fully awake. Give her a little bit of time, a little bit of time.
SPEAKER_06:But she is useless, and they don't know.
SPEAKER_02:I do my best work in the morning. It's nighttime. I'm not a night person. I like to be in bed. Thrive at night. I am stressing out if I'm not in bed by nine.
SPEAKER_05:That's so funny. I'm usually physically in bed by nine.
SPEAKER_02:Well, unless I'm like door dashing or at an event, so I'd like maybe 50-50, but my bedtime like I have to wash my face, put all my lotions and creams on. I need to like decompress.
SPEAKER_05:You have like a routine. You have a morning routine, you have a night routine. I don't do any of those things.
SPEAKER_02:I wake up and you just free ball it, you just fucking free ball it, you're just going with life seeing what happens.
unknown:Yeah.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, your fucking face right now. You were like, are you fucking kidding?
SPEAKER_02:I'm like actually confused, but the disport's kicked in, so I can't really move my forehead too much. Thank you, Christine. But yeah, that's why the hands are like it was hand motions and eyeballs. Yes, I'm like, that's all I got right now. It's just that's it.
SPEAKER_05:Well, yes, I when I okay.
SPEAKER_02:When do you wash your face?
SPEAKER_05:In the shower.
SPEAKER_02:When do you put your creams on?
SPEAKER_05:Um, after the shower.
SPEAKER_02:But what about the night stuff?
SPEAKER_05:I maybe once every month. I'll do a night. I'll do a night thing. Yeah, no. Nope. And I wake up, I work at six. I wake up at 5 45.
SPEAKER_02:Yes, I know. I don't, and well, but you can work from home, so it's fine. You just brush your teeth.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, when I worked on site and I had to like get ready, I would wake up at 4 30.
SPEAKER_02:This is me. Well, now that I don't do cardio in the morning, so it's a little bit different, but I would still, I would have had to get up to do cardio and stuff, but I'll still wake up at least an hour early so I can have my coffee. I can read my book and I can just be awake and just have my time.
SPEAKER_05:And I do have to get cereal in the morning because I have to eat, I have to. I'm breakfast personality.
SPEAKER_02:With your little milk in your cereal bowl and like your coffee.
SPEAKER_05:I won't go down to get cereal until like 8 39. So I'm up for oh at like almost three hours before I feel awake enough to actually go downstairs and get something. And then by that point, I don't need coffee because I'm awake enough to actually move. So it's counterintuitive for me to get have coffee.
SPEAKER_00:I just like coffee.
SPEAKER_05:I thought about having like a coffee thing upstairs in my room, but then that would just take up more space that I don't have.
SPEAKER_02:I feel like I'm getting sicker as the moments go on.
SPEAKER_00:If you get me sick, I'm gonna be so upset with you. I mean, I've been around people that have been sick.
SPEAKER_02:Sorry, I'm sorry. We're not sharing anything yet. Um, okay, we have like time for one more question. Okay. I love these though. They are like so fun.
SPEAKER_05:I know, they are fun. We learn about each other. Because it's, I mean, we've been friends for years, but we're those type of friends. We found out the other day that even though both of us know how to get to each other's houses and neither of us knows each other's address.
SPEAKER_02:You never sent it to me either. You never sent me yours. I asked you, I was driving. I said, send me yours. I forgot the second we got off the phone. I know. And then I was like, oh, she never sent it. I'll send it right now.
SPEAKER_05:But yeah, isn't that funny? We have been friends for 13 years and we don't know each other's addresses.
SPEAKER_02:I know, I know how to get there.
SPEAKER_05:But I know how to get there.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:That's all matters.
SPEAKER_02:If you had to describe me to a bouncer so I could get in free, what would you say?
SPEAKER_05:I'd be like, listen, she's fit, she's blonde, and she's got big tits, and her face is beautiful. Like, you're gonna want her in your club. It's gonna bring people here. Trust me. People stalk her. And that would be all it would take. And then honestly, I wouldn't actually have to say anything. I would just turn around and grab you and just be like, see. See. I'd be like, just I just want you to do that thing where you do it up and down. Like, mm-mm-mm-mm-that's all it would take. Like, I wouldn't actually have to use my words. Oh. But if I had to, that is what I would say.
SPEAKER_02:I love that. I'm actually really flattered. Um I'm very nervous. Okay, so for yours, no, I'm like her um her humor matches her tits.
SPEAKER_03:That's really funny.
SPEAKER_02:And true. Yes, I feel like that is a compliment. Yes, it is. It's the highest compliment because you are so fucking funny, like without even being funny. And I also love that like we can roast people without them knowing.
SPEAKER_05:They know.
SPEAKER_02:There was just that one time that one person didn't know.
SPEAKER_05:There's one person who is clueless, but I really think that it's on purpose. Like, it's gotta be at this point. Like, how do you not know that that's you? The description is very specific.
SPEAKER_02:I think it's because that person's flattered by it.
SPEAKER_05:Oh, people listen, people some people get mad about the nicknames, but I don't purposely mean for it to be rude. It's honestly, listen, you all hear me. I can't remember things. It is easier for me to be honest to remember someone's name's names than their real names.
SPEAKER_02:Yes, that's actually how our nickname started, was because we just didn't remember people's names.
SPEAKER_05:Right.
SPEAKER_02:So then we would or people would overlap, people would like that people had multiple different, you know, there's multiple people with the same name.
SPEAKER_05:Yes, yes, I need to stay away from people that have certain names because it never works out for me. Ever. Um, but yeah, so in order, like we would be telling each other stories or whatever, and then they'd be like, Wait, who is this again? And I couldn't remember the name. So then you never forget the nickname, but I would describe them to you, and that's how most of these nicknames came to be. It wasn't just I don't know if that makes it better or worse, to be honest, because I'm like, well, this is how I met person.
SPEAKER_02:It depends, it could be worse, it could be better, and then it became a thing.
SPEAKER_05:And then, like, with us doing the podcast, we were like, we we want to try to not use people's real names. There are some instances that we don't give a flying fuck because you people deserve to know who you are. You know what I mean? Like we we are literally warning people about you, and I don't give a fuck if you know it, because like that's what you know good girls do is they warn other girls.
SPEAKER_02:So in those instances girls, not a validation vulture. And if you need to hear that episode, you can oh, the Cinderella episode. We should link that one. If you want to know.
SPEAKER_04:I don't even remember recording today.
SPEAKER_02:We should do an encore. Stay tuned for a special encore episode of Cinderella. Oh, it's good. Is it it was during the time of Cinderella?
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Well, a time of Cinderella. Cinderella was currently active.
SPEAKER_05:I love the video. The video in the Airbnb.
SPEAKER_02:Because that literally happened. I was like, I'm gonna be right back.
SPEAKER_05:And I thought I was being so quiet and sly, and then I didn't realize how drunk I was until I listened to the video and I can hear myself just sloshed. Do you remember we drank like we're gonna talk her in? And I couldn't fucking do it because I had one hand because I was holding the phone and I was so drunk I couldn't fucking do it. It was bad. But that video does make me laugh every time. Because yeah, you're like, I'm gonna be right back. And then 20 minutes later, I was like, I'm where's Heather?
SPEAKER_03:Fucking asleep.
SPEAKER_05:Sure as shit, asleep in the bed. With a party going on, didn't matter.
SPEAKER_02:I think that was just you and Jill though. But we were actively drinking and hanging out.
SPEAKER_05:I think there were other people there.
SPEAKER_02:No, not that time. That was on the end of a weekend that no, we did our pictures that time.
SPEAKER_05:I know we did the pictures.
SPEAKER_02:It was me, you, you did the fat Roger dance, and it was Jill, and we were there. And when we uh were like trying to open the bat the Magnum bottle of um champagne, I only know because like why I know because I remember that part, but also there's lots of videos. It was just us. But it was on the end of a weekend. It was a long weekend.
SPEAKER_00:It was fun though.
SPEAKER_02:It was, it was fun. Um alright. That is it. Till next week. And I don't know if you're getting this episode and then you're getting our love language, or if you get our love language last week and then you get this one. But see how I like to play it.
SPEAKER_05:I need to have, you know, you're the one who uploads, so I don't ever know what order.
SPEAKER_02:Pretty much we're gonna do oh yeah, I don't know how it's gonna be. Either way, you'll never know. You'll know. Well, you'll know if you listen, you'll never know. I can't be trusted with the microphone today.
SPEAKER_05:Listen, sometimes if you go back and watch like the first season of shows, you'll realize they'll air those shows out of order so that the story doesn't make sense. So it's fine. It's fine. If fucking major shows can do it, we can do it.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, and these don't really have a I mean, if they have a floor, we can't. Um, we are gonna be talking about love languages either in the previous episode or the one to come. So stay tuned, besties. That's so funny. Until next time. Bye.