The Turpentine Explains Everything | AFAF

Life has been lifing lately, and after more than a month away from the microphones, Dani and I are finally back with a long-overdue life update. From international travel and launching yet another business venture to surprise puppy adoptions and the chaos of raising teenage boys, this episode is all over the place in the best way possible.

We talk about surviving Florida in the '90s, Y2K, prepper parents, questionable childhood medical treatments (looking at you, turpentine), and why I genuinely believe I've already earned bonus points for my next life. We also dive into the emotional rollercoaster of realizing my oldest son is officially a senior, what therapy has taught me about motherhood, and why letting your kids grow up might be one of the hardest things you'll ever do.

As always, we wrap things up with a few "Asking for a Friend" questions, including whether it's okay if your husband uses ChatGPT to write sweet texts and what to do when social media starts making you question your relationship.

This episode has laughs, questionable life choices, parenting struggles, sister shenanigans, and enough random stories to make you wonder how we're still functioning adults.

Honestly, if something doesn't make sense in this episode, just blame the turpentine. ✨🎙️