The Shit Apple Podcast
Life’s messy, weird, and sometimes downright crappy—but it’s also hilarious, relatable, and full of lessons. Join us as we peel back the layers of life’s little disasters, laugh at the chaos, and find meaning in the mess. This show is about everything and nothing all at the same time. No topic is off-limits, and no moment is too awkward to share. Grab a seat and let’s dive in!
The Shit Apple Podcast
Karma Is A Bitch And So Are We
They say karma takes care of everything… but we’re still refreshing the page. 👀
In this episode, we confess all the pettiest, most dramatic revenge fantasies we’ve ever had — from imaginary chaos in someone’s pristine closet to the wild urge to “accidentally” ruin a perfectly clean car. Do we act on these ideas? Absolutely not. Do we mentally rehearse them in HD? Every single day.
We talk about the long-standing grudges, the people who earned a permanent spot on our mental “no-fly list,” and whether karma actually works… or if she’s just on a very long coffee break. Spoiler: we might threaten revenge, but most of the time we choose healing, growth, and letting the universe handle our enemies.
Mostly.
If you’ve ever smiled sweetly while plotting revenge in your head, this one’s for you.