The Shit Apple Podcast
Life’s messy, weird, and sometimes downright crappy—but it’s also hilarious, relatable, and full of lessons. Join us as we peel back the layers of life’s little disasters, laugh at the chaos, and find meaning in the mess. This show is about everything and nothing all at the same time. No topic is off-limits, and no moment is too awkward to share. Grab a seat and let’s dive in!
Episodes
13 episodes
Have You Accidentally Almost Joined a Cult?
Ever been to a Beach Boys concert that turned out to be a cult meetup? We have. This week, we’re swapping stories of accidental cult run-ins, MLMs we reluctantly bought into, and how the PTA might just be the most socially acceptable cult out t...
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Dickhead Drivers…or am I the Dickhead?
Strap in, because this episode swerves all over the damn road. We’re calling out the nose-pickers who think tinted windows make them invisible, the clowns who treat merging like a bloodsport, and the pedestrians who apparently have a death wish...
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49:55
Unfiltered and Unpopular: The Hot Takes That Will Get Us Cancelled
In this episode, we go all in—no filters, no apologies. We’re spilling our most unpopular opinions, from the beloved artists we can’t stand to book-to-movie adaptations that made us rage (or rejoice). We dive into the beautiful chaos of sci-fi ...
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54:12
If Your Kid Sucks, This One’s For You
In this episode, we’re coming for the “my kid would never” crowd—and honestly, it’s overdue. We’re talking real accountability: not the Instagram-inspo kind, but the kind where you actually check yourself before raising a future asshole. Fro...
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42:55
Colonics, Coffins, & Confessions
In this episode, we deep dive—literally—into getting colonics with our besties, why doing all our appointments together makes people think we’re a couple, and the hilarious demands we have for our funerals (hint: fog machines and surprise music...
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55:33
PRANKS!!!!!
Ready for some mischief and mayhem?!! From sneaking penis tire caps on our people’s cars and fart spray mayhem to prank call shenanigans and the creepy stories parents tell to keep kids in line—this episode’s got it all. Tune in for laughs, gas...
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59:30
You Asked, We Answered - Q&A
In this special Q&A episode, we’re answering YOUR questions! From Shelley’s latest dinner in bed 🤯 to has the horse and donkey left anymore gifts at Tiffany’s doorstep, we’re diving deep into the things you’ve been curious about. Whether it...
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40:32
Escapades in the Bedroom
On today’s episode, we unravel the enigma that is our cohost, Shelley—specifically, her deep-rooted love for doing everything in bed. Eating? Check. Working? Absolutely. Makeup? Of course. Honestly, why would you ever leave?We also get i...
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57:41
Mom Fights!!!!!
Diana, Shelley and Tiff reminisce about recent social events, including a friend's birthday party and a wild night out, complete with bar-hopping and an unexpected encounter with a passed-out driver. The conversation takes a hilarious tur...
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49:53
Chaos at the NCA Cheerleading Competition
SummaryIn this episode of the Shit Apple Podcast, we recount a harrowing experience at the NCA cheerleading competition, where a terrifying incident unfolded. We discuss the travel anxieties leading up to the event, the chaos during the...
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1:11:53
Walmart Weirdness, Drive-Thru Chaos & Diana’s Sexy Cop Uniform
Walmart is a world of its own, and today we’re diving into the strange sights and encounters—starting with a mysterious woman feeding pigeons outside… which naturally leads us to the age-old question: Where are all the baby pigeons?! We also br...
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26:33
What in the horse shit is that??
Tiffany steps outside and finds… horse poop. So, naturally, we have questions. What’s the proper etiquette when your neighbor’s horse leaves an unwelcome gift? That leads us straight into a hot debate on HOAs—are they keeping the neighborhood i...
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27:50
The Shit Apple Doesn’t Fall Far From The Shit Apple Tree…or does it?!
In the inaugural episode of the Shit Apple podcast, hosts Shelley, Tiffany, and Diana introduce themselves and share the origins of their podcast title, which reflects their humorous take on parenting and life. They recount how they met and for...
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