The Shit Apple Podcast
Life’s messy, weird, and sometimes downright crappy—but it’s also hilarious, relatable, and full of lessons. Join us as we peel back the layers of life’s little disasters, laugh at the chaos, and find meaning in the mess. This show is about everything and nothing all at the same time. No topic is off-limits, and no moment is too awkward to share. Grab a seat and let’s dive in!
Episodes
59 episodes
The Summer Recap Nobody Asked For…
Welcome back to The Shit Apple Podcast! We’re back, baby! It’s still hot as hell, but we’re back in the studio and, most importantly… THE KIDS ARE BACK IN SCHOOL. 🙌We’re recapping our summer trip back east, and while there ...
Apples Love Summa ☀️🍹
Apples Love Summa ☀️🍹It’s our last episode before we disappear into summer mode, and what better way to send ourselves off than with a little vacation chaos? Inspired by our favorite quote from The Real Housewives of Rhode Isl...
Don't Invite Me If…
Ever get invited somewhere and immediately start looking for a way out? Same.This week, we’re sharing all the reasons we’d rather stay home than say yes. From boring parties, bad food, expensive sporting events, acoustic guitar perfo...
Apple Logic 101 🍎
Apple Logic 101 🍎Welcome to Apple Logic 101, where we expose all the irrational thoughts, unnecessary anxieties, and oddly specific pet peeves that make perfect sense… at least in our heads.This week, we’re diving ...
You’re Too Old For That Shit!
This week, we’re saying what everyone else is thinking: are some people just too old for that shit?We’re diving into the habits, behaviors, and questionable life choices that make us wonder if age should come with a little more self-awar...
Can’t Teach Old Apples New Tricks
“Can’t Teach Old Apples New Tricks” is all about the life lessons and sayings we’ve heard forever that honestly deserve a second look. Some advice sounds inspiring until you actually apply it to real life and realize… maybe being the bigger per...
Shari and The Ship Apples
This week on The Shit Apple Podcast, the Shit Apples are joined by the incredible Shari Shipley for an episode packed with honesty, hilarious moments, behind-the-scenes NFL life, entrepreneurship, friendship, and everything in between....
Gift In A Box
“Gift in a Box” is the episode where we unwrap the good, the bad, and the aggressively lazy side of gift giving 🎁What actually makes a gift good? We’re talking effort, intention, and knowing your person… not panic-buying a last-...
Big Dictator Energy
Welcome to the most wildly entertaining world-building exercise you didn’t know you needed. In this episode, we crown ourselves the slightly unwell, highly opinionated dictators of our own fictional country… and the laws? Immediate madness with...
Don't Act Brand New
Somewhere between the airport security line and the gas pump, society quietly agreed on a set of unspoken rules… and yet, here we are. This week, we’re unpacking the chaos of people acting like they just arrived on Earth five minutes ago. Shoes...
Dirty Little Brains
Dirty Little Brains 🧠✨Welcome to the group chat inside your head… the one that should absolutely never be shared out loud. This episode is all about those thoughts that pop in uninvited and really should’ve stayed put. You know the ones—...
Pro Tips
This week on The Shit Apple Podcast, we’re sharing our personal “pro tips”—the life hacks we’ve picked up through experience, trial and error, and a little bit of chaos. From why you should never assume someone is pregnant, to our belief that m...
Master (Rage) Baiters
We’re back in the studio and immediately choosing chaos. This episode is all about the little things people do on purpose just to watch someone lose their mind… and apparently everyone in our lives knows exactly which buttons to push.She...
Mixed Up With Jason Asher
This week we’re getting Mixed Up with Jason Asher. 🍸Jason is one of the most creative minds in the cocktail world and a Phoenix hospitality veteran with more than two decades in the industry. After studying culinary arts and building a r...
Pre-Annoyed
Some people wake up ready for the day. We wake up already side-eyeing it.This week we explore the fine art of being pre-annoyed… irritated in advance, bothered before the bother, emotionally buffering before the Wi-Fi even drops.W...
Happy 1 Year Shit Apples!!
Happy One Year, Shit Apples!!In this anniversary episode, we roll out the glittery red carpet for our very first annual Shitties Award Ceremony. Yes, it’s as ridiculous as it sounds. We hand out completely unhinged awards to ourselves, r...
The Un-Valentine’s Episode 🖤
This week we take aim at Valentine’s Day — not love itself, just the commercialized circus around it. We’re joined by our special guest Alicia Gayman, owner of Peace Love and Hair Salon in Scottsdale, who shares her jaw-dropping story that star...
Girl Math Made Me Subscribe
This week on “Girl Math Made Me Subscribe,” The Shit Apple Podcast dives headfirst into the wild, slippery waters of subscriptions. From the absolutely necessary to the utterly unhinged, the three of us tally up what we’re paying for, wh...
Bougie Apples
✨ Bougie Behavior Unlocked ✨In this episode, we fully embrace the things we’ve become unapologetically high-maintenance about. From refusing to rent the wrong color car, demanding keyless entry like civilized people, and insisting on org...
Attention Whores Anonymous (No One’s Actually Anonymous)
Welcome to a support group where no one wants support, only witnesses. 👀This week we’re confessing every tiny, unhinged, accidental and extremely intentional way people beg for attention… starting with ourselves, because obviously.
OCD-ish vs Whatever-ish
Why are some people perfectly fine leaving life messy… while others need a label for every spice, book, and snack?In this episode, we dive into Type A vs Type B personalities. Shelley is the ultimate Type B—laid-back, go-with-the-flow en...
New Year, New Us… lol no.
We missed you guys—like, a lot—and we’re finally back 🎉 After a great (and slightly chaotic) holiday season, we’re catching up, ringing in the New Year, and hoping yours was just as good. Happy New Year to all of our listeners… we missed you te...
A Very Shit Apple Christmas
Pour the cocoa (or the wine) and cozy up because it’s time for A Very Shit Apple Christmas 🎄🍷In this holiday episode, we’re talking all things Christmas — from the hottest gifts of the season and the family traditions we swear by, to set...