The Shit Apple Podcast
Life’s messy, weird, and sometimes downright crappy—but it’s also hilarious, relatable, and full of lessons. Join us as we peel back the layers of life’s little disasters, laugh at the chaos, and find meaning in the mess. This show is about everything and nothing all at the same time. No topic is off-limits, and no moment is too awkward to share. Grab a seat and let’s dive in!
Episodes
30 episodes
Stirring the Pot with Chef Peter McQuaid
We’re turning up the heat this week with Chef Peter McQuaid—three-time Chopped Champion, “Spin It to Win It” Grand Champion, Beat Bobby Flay alum, Battle of the Decades finalist, and James Beard Award winner.He’s cooked at Eleven Madison...
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1:15:41
Crimes & Lies
This week on The Shit Apple Podcast, we’re fessing up to our life of “crime” (and a whole lot of lies) 🤫😂. From Shelley swiping Chipotle silverware and stuffing her kids in front of her like a decoy, missing rings at SeaWorld, hotel towel smugg...
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1:13:19
Petty Hills We’ll Die On
Some things in life are just non-negotiable. In this episode, we climb the petty hills we absolutely refuse to budge on—from men in tank tops, flip flops, or Speedos (nope, not okay) to the eternal debate over which way the toilet paper roll sh...
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1:18:46
Ray Herndon: This Ain’t His First Rodeo
This week, the Shit Apple ladies saddle up with none other than Ray Herndon—singer, songwriter, accomplished musician, and the heart behind Scottsdale’s legendary Handlebar J Restaurant & Bar. From touring the world to holding down a hometo...
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1:08:51
Weird Flex, But Ok
Some people flex money, cars, or vacations… but others? They flex about things like never being dumped, not drinking soda, having the biggest head (literally), or even claiming their feet don’t smell. 🤔 In this episode, the Shit Apple Gang dive...
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1:23:49
Karens in the Wild
In this episode of The Shit Apple Podcast, we dive into the wild world of Karens. First, we break down what exactly makes someone a “Karen” and explore the different names given to their male counterparts. From there, Shelley and Diana share th...
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1:25:49
You Know You’re Getting Old When…
From trick knees that pop louder than bubble wrap to bedtime routines that require more steps than a skincare influencer, we’re officially in the “back in my day” era. In this episode, we laugh (and groan) about all the little signs of aging—ac...
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1:18:56
Totally True-ish Tales
This week, The Shit Apple girls are calling B.S. on every ‘truth’ our parents (and their parents) swore by. From Shelley’s lifelong fear of catching warts from frogs 🐸, to the purse-on-the-floor = instant poverty curse, we’re diving deep into t...
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51:37
Return Of The Mac
This week on The Shit Apple Podcast, we go full tinfoil hat as we dive into conspiracy theories, ask Chef Beau Mac some rapid-fire (and totally ridiculous) questions, and let the silliness fly. This episode is lit!! Juicy Celeb gossip and new c...
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1:13:19
Larceny, Lies, & Shit Apple Pies
This week on The Shit Apple Podcast, we sit down with the legendary Chef Beau Mac for a ride through his wild and inspiring journey. From the moment he met Tiffany, to the gritty kitchens where he cut his teeth, Beau shares stories of what it r...
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1:03:36
Guess Who’s Back
Season 2 is here, and we’re back from our sweaty, chaotic, ice-cube-deprived summer breaks! In this episode, we recap what we’ve been up to — including Diana’s European adventures where she bravely survived without air conditioning, ice, or pro...
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39:58
BFF or Just BS?
What would you tell a real friend? This week, we’re breaking down the fine line between being a loyal bestie and minding your damn business. We play a game of “Would You Tell Her?” where we face messy friendship scenarios — like spotting her ki...
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1:07:33
☀️ Snip, Slay, Suniful with Amy Silkman
In this episode, we sit down with hairstylist and founder of Suniful, Amy Silkman. With over 23 years behind the chair, Amy shares her journey in the beauty industry, how she and Tiffany first met, and the powerful reason she created Suniful af...
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1:05:51
Jealousy is a Hell of a Drug
Are we judging… or are we just a little bit jealous? In this brutally honest (and probably petty) game, we call out everyday scenarios—from sky-high heels at the pool to braggy vacation posts, obnoxious gym talkers, and eyelash extensions that ...
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57:15
Conspiracy-ish: We Googled Nothing
Aliens? Definitely. Bigfoot? Probably. Stevie Wonder? We have questions. This week, we spiral into some of the most unhinged conspiracy theories we kinda-sorta believe — including the Princess Diana cover-up, the eerie Mattress Firm situation, ...
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51:58
✨We Saw This Coming: Final Thoughts & Psychic Vibes🔮
In the conclusion of our two-part psychic experience, Elyse Ann wraps up our readings and answers the final questions we’ve been dying to ask. After she leaves, we unpack everything—our honest reactions, what hit hard, what surprised us, and ho...
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57:31
We Saw This Coming: Our First Guest is a Psychic 🔮 Part I
Our first-ever guest is a literal bridge to the unseen — meet psychic Elyse Ann! With 23 years of experience and a heart full of wisdom, she gives Tiffany, Diana, and Shelley live readings, spills cosmic tea, and helps us make sense of life’s c...
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58:27
Have You Accidentally Almost Joined a Cult?
Ever been to a Beach Boys concert that turned out to be a cult meetup? We have. This week, we’re swapping stories of accidental cult run-ins, MLMs we reluctantly bought into, and how the PTA might just be the most socially acceptable cult out t...
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1:10:21
Dickhead Drivers…or am I the Dickhead?
Strap in, because this episode swerves all over the damn road. We’re calling out the nose-pickers who think tinted windows make them invisible, the clowns who treat merging like a bloodsport, and the pedestrians who apparently have a death wish...
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49:55
Unfiltered and Unpopular: The Hot Takes That Will Get Us Cancelled
In this episode, we go all in—no filters, no apologies. We’re spilling our most unpopular opinions, from the beloved artists we can’t stand to book-to-movie adaptations that made us rage (or rejoice). We dive into the beautiful chaos of sci-fi ...
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54:12
If Your Kid Sucks, This One’s For You
In this episode, we’re coming for the “my kid would never” crowd—and honestly, it’s overdue. We’re talking real accountability: not the Instagram-inspo kind, but the kind where you actually check yourself before raising a future asshole. Fro...
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42:55
Colonics, Coffins, & Confessions
In this episode, we deep dive—literally—into getting colonics with our besties, why doing all our appointments together makes people think we’re a couple, and the hilarious demands we have for our funerals (hint: fog machines and surprise music...
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55:33
PRANKS!!!!!
Ready for some mischief and mayhem?!! From sneaking penis tire caps on our people’s cars and fart spray mayhem to prank call shenanigans and the creepy stories parents tell to keep kids in line—this episode’s got it all. Tune in for laughs, gas...
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