The Shit Apple Podcast
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The Shit Apple Podcast
Pre-Annoyed
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Some people wake up ready for the day. We wake up already side-eyeing it.
This week we explore the fine art of being pre-annoyed… irritated in advance, bothered before the bother, emotionally buffering before the Wi-Fi even drops.
Why does the sound of the garage door trigger a full internal monologue?
Why does “I’m hungry” land like a personal accusation?
Why do people say, “I gotta question…” and then pause like they’re building suspense for a Netflix docuseries? Just ask it. Rip the Band-Aid.
We also unpack:The aggressive “…or?” follow-up like we missed an invisible option.
- People who confidently narrate your life back to you.
- Line crowders who believe breathing on your neck builds community.
- And Diana declaring 7 PM dinner plans legally late. Seven. PM. The sun is still clocked in.
It’s petty psychology. It’s household chaos. It’s three women admitting we sometimes live in a constant state of pre-irritation for absolutely no reason… and also for very valid reasons.
If you’ve ever been annoyed before anything technically happened, this one’s for you.
Listen now, rate, review, follow, and send it to the person who says “I gotta question…” and then forgets it mid-sentence.