The Shit Apple Podcast
Life’s messy, weird, and sometimes downright crappy—but it’s also hilarious, relatable, and full of lessons. Join us as we peel back the layers of life’s little disasters, laugh at the chaos, and find meaning in the mess. This show is about everything and nothing all at the same time. No topic is off-limits, and no moment is too awkward to share. Grab a seat and let’s dive in!
The Shit Apple Podcast
Dirty Little Brains
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Dirty Little Brains 🧠✨
Welcome to the group chat inside your head… the one that should absolutely never be shared out loud. This episode is all about those thoughts that pop in uninvited and really should’ve stayed put. You know the ones—judging a meal someone made for you while smiling politely, imagining completely unhinged “what if” scenarios, or mentally playing out alternate lives with people you definitely shouldn’t be picturing yourself with.
We go there. All the way there.
From intrusive thoughts that make you question yourself, to wondering what people look like naked—and not the hot ones, the oddly shaped ones your brain had no business picturing—we’re saying everything you’re thinking but would never admit. It’s chaotic, it’s inappropriate, and it’s way too honest.
At the end of the day, some thoughts are meant to stay locked in your brain… but unfortunately for everyone, we brought ours to the mic. 🎙️