The Shit Apple Podcast
Life’s messy, weird, and sometimes downright crappy—but it’s also hilarious, relatable, and full of lessons. Join us as we peel back the layers of life’s little disasters, laugh at the chaos, and find meaning in the mess. This show is about everything and nothing all at the same time. No topic is off-limits, and no moment is too awkward to share. Grab a seat and let’s dive in!
The Shit Apple Podcast
Don't Act Brand New
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Somewhere between the airport security line and the gas pump, society quietly agreed on a set of unspoken rules… and yet, here we are. This week, we’re unpacking the chaos of people acting like they just arrived on Earth five minutes ago. Shoes off at TSA? A mystery. Credit card at the ready in the checkout line? Revolutionary concept. Pumping gas without a full-blown identity crisis? Apparently too much to ask.
We spiral into the everyday moments that make you question everything, from the slow-motion shuffle of unprepared shoppers to kids suddenly “on their deathbed” when it’s time for school. (Spoiler: unless you’re actively fading into the light, you’re going.)
It’s a mix of petty grievances, relatable rants, and the kind of brutally honest commentary that lives rent-free in your head but maybe shouldn’t leave your mouth… except here, it absolutely does.
Press play, feel seen, and for the love of all things efficient… don’t act brand new.