The Shit Apple Podcast
Life’s messy, weird, and sometimes downright crappy—but it’s also hilarious, relatable, and full of lessons. Join us as we peel back the layers of life’s little disasters, laugh at the chaos, and find meaning in the mess. This show is about everything and nothing all at the same time. No topic is off-limits, and no moment is too awkward to share. Grab a seat and let’s dive in!
The Shit Apple Podcast
Can’t Teach Old Apples New Tricks
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“Can’t Teach Old Apples New Tricks” is all about the life lessons and sayings we’ve heard forever that honestly deserve a second look. Some advice sounds inspiring until you actually apply it to real life and realize… maybe being the bigger person is overrated, maybe taking the high road just leaves you without closure, and maybe “turn the other cheek” is terrible advice depending on the situation. 🍎
We’re talking about the sayings people repeat like universal truths, the ones we strongly disagree with, the ones we secretly still believe in, and the ones that make absolutely no sense the older you get. Funny, honest, opinionated, and very relatable if you’ve ever rolled your eyes at a motivational quote on the internet.