The Shit Apple Podcast
Life’s messy, weird, and sometimes downright crappy—but it’s also hilarious, relatable, and full of lessons. Join us as we peel back the layers of life’s little disasters, laugh at the chaos, and find meaning in the mess. This show is about everything and nothing all at the same time. No topic is off-limits, and no moment is too awkward to share. Grab a seat and let’s dive in!
The Shit Apple Podcast
You’re Too Old For That Shit!
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This week, we’re saying what everyone else is thinking: are some people just too old for that shit?
We’re diving into the habits, behaviors, and questionable life choices that make us wonder if age should come with a little more self-awareness. From entitled seniors who think being old means the rules no longer apply, to people clinging to fashion trends from their glory days, we’re covering it all.
We also tackle the idea of dressing “age appropriate” (while firmly defending bikinis at any age), social media behavior, and our completely unofficial theory that whatever decade you were at your absolute hottest becomes the hairstyle and wardrobe you’re committed to for the rest of your life.
As always, we’re equal parts judgmental, self-deprecating, and completely unqualified to be making these calls.
Tune in and find out if you’re aging like fine wine… or if you’re officially too old for that shit. 🍎😂