The Shit Apple Podcast
Life’s messy, weird, and sometimes downright crappy—but it’s also hilarious, relatable, and full of lessons. Join us as we peel back the layers of life’s little disasters, laugh at the chaos, and find meaning in the mess. This show is about everything and nothing all at the same time. No topic is off-limits, and no moment is too awkward to share. Grab a seat and let’s dive in!
The Shit Apple Podcast
Don't Invite Me If…
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Ever get invited somewhere and immediately start looking for a way out? Same.
This week, we’re sharing all the reasons we’d rather stay home than say yes. From boring parties, bad food, expensive sporting events, acoustic guitar performances nobody asked for, and splitting the dinner bill when you only had two beers, nothing is off limits.
We’re talking invitation deal-breakers, travel pet peeves, social obligations, group gifts, book clubs, wine nights, and the very specific conditions required for our attendance. Spoiler alert: there better be good food.
Before you send that invite, you might want to listen first.