Bronze Medal Moms

Episode 32: Santa, the Elf and the Holiday Magic Moms Create

Amy & Amanda Season 1 Episode 32

Episode 32: Santa, Elves, & the Holiday Magic Moms Create (Even When We're Exhausted) 

⚠️ WARNING: Do not listen to this episode with tiny, curious, holiday-magic-loving ears around. Grab headphones, hide in the pantry, or blast Kidz Bop in the next room. You’ve been warned.

This week, Amy & Amanda dive into the chaos, comedy, and pure exhaustion behind two December heavy-hitters: Santa and Elf on the Shelf. From the emotional labor moms carry to the rituals we create, reinvent, or accidentally sabotage — this episode is equal parts nostalgic, chaotic, and deeply relatable.

Inside this episode:

🎅 Santa Memories We’ll Never Forget
• The purple phone that kept belief alive through 6th grade
• Why you should never see Santa after buying gifts
• Amazon box fails, mismatched wrapping paper, and Christmas Eve panic-wrapping

🧝 Elf on the Shelf: Love, Hate, & Survival
• Why some moms adore it and others reject it on sight
• The 3-elf hack that might change your life
• Easy, low-effort ideas that still feel magical
• How to plan elf nights in your phone to avoid 2 a.m. panic attacks
• Why “DON’T READ THE BOOK” might be the best parenting advice we ever give

The Real Heart of the Episode:
Moms often sprint through December trying to make magic. But your kids don’t need perfect Pinterest moments — they need you. Cozy moments, laughter, lights, togetherness, and the feeling that you cared.

Holiday magic does NOT require martyrdom.
 And bronze? Bronze is still a dang medal.

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📘 Holiday Survival Guide + Freebies:
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