Pet Peeves, Marriage, and Midlife Chaos

In this hilarious and unfiltered episode of the Mojo & Co Podcast, Kattie Fleece and her husband sit down to share their top five biggest pet peeves and let’s just say things escalate quickly. 

From slow drivers in the fast lane and people wearing pajama pants in public to group texts, Facebook Marketplace frustrations, and unfinished Diet Cokes left around the house, this conversation turns into a brutally honest look at marriage, communication, and the everyday habits that quietly drive us crazy.

What starts as a lighthearted discussion quickly becomes a relatable deep dive into relationships, boundaries, respect for time, and why the smallest annoyances can spark the biggest reactions. The episode also touches on modern social etiquette, marriage dynamics, road rage, personal standards, and the importance of humor in long-term relationships.

If you love real conversations, funny couple banter, relatable relationship moments, and podcasts that feel like listening to your funniest friends argue in the kitchen, this episode is for you.

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We argue more about your mouth driving when you're driving than probably anything, actually. Yeah, but it's like if you do the tail-to-tape of our lives, it's like who's gotten more wrecks? None of them were my fault. Of course not. Of course not. Like hitting the back of a police car is fair. Not my fault. Welcome to Mojo Co. The podcast for unapologetic midlife women who are done playing small, done guessing, and done fighting their body instead of understanding it. I'm your host, Katie Fleece, and this podcast is for women who are ready to get their mojo back, their confidence, their power, and the connection to their body back. We talk hormones, confidence, body image, relationships, and real life with zero filters and absolutely no BS. Nothing is off limits here. If you're ready to feel powerful in your body again and remember who the heck you are, you're exactly where you belong. Let's go. I don't know. Talk into it. I'm talking into it right now. Is it working? I don't know. Say check once. Check once. You check check once? Or check. I'd say check one, right? Check one. Check, check, check, check. Yeah. Do it again. Let me see. Check. Yep, it's on. Check one. So it's been on this whole time, huh? You're just you're just screwing with me. Alright. Well, with that, welcome back to Mojo podcast. We're continuing our series of our top five. So today, we have not discussed these, by the way. So this ought to be extremely entertaining. I got the topic. You got the topic? Yeah. But I've not. But we've not shared each other's list. So we're doing our top five pet peeves. Top five pet peeves. And then the more person. Yeah, the more I think about this, it can really get me in trouble. Why are they all about me? No, but I mean you think about like who I spend my time with, who I'm around. Like it's either gonna be like So all signs are pointing to me. Yeah, it's gonna be about, yeah. I mean, mine like are are are just all the areas that I I'm in a lot, right? So I'm around you a lot, around the kids a lot, around our dogs a lot, in the gym a lot, on the road a lot. So yeah, so it's like I'm just gonna be ripping on all the places and the people that or no, I guess it didn't have to be ripping on people. I cannot wait to hear your list. Should we go back and forth or should we share them? No, you should go back and forth. Back and forth? Yeah. Okay. Do you want to start or do you want me to start? No, go ahead. You can go first. Okay. Um, let's see here. Um people that park in the handicapped spot that are not handicapped. Okay. Why what's wrong with that? Especially. I'm joking. I'm just kidding. Especially at the gym. Yeah. This drives me bonkers. Would you agree? You gotta agree with that. Yeah, well, our gym's notorious for it. I mean, it's so bad that they had to post a sign on the front door that if you are parked illegally in the handicapped spots, your car will be towed. Now, they've never followed through with it because people literally do it every time I'm there. It it drives me insane. Yeah, there was one guy that he would get out. I mean, it he had a truck like mine. So it was jacked up like a monster. On the side of it, I'm like, bro, you're not you're not handicapped if you're climbing up on roofs, climbing in and out of that truck, and yeah, you know, and I've seen him work out in the gym. It's like, no, you're not handicap. I don't know what kind of handicap you got, but it ticks me off. But he had a he had a sticker or he had a little bit of well, okay. So then, you know, he might have earned that because we have a friend that has to pull his out every once in a while because he earned his handicap in the army. Yes. Now that is different, and it could be. So that is different because I'm like, nope, that one's well deserved. Okay. But I didn't know that was a thing until our friend told us that. Yeah. I got annoyed. But no, I'm talking about the people that don't have no sticker, no sign, or no little even dangly thing. That don't got no sticker. Okay. That don't got no sticker. Wow. Just tell me you're from Indiana without telling me you're from Indiana. Go ahead. Okay, so, anyways, that's that's my number one. Well, not these are in no particular one. Oh, they're not, yeah. I'm not ranking mine either. All right. Um mine is gonna be going out in public, leaving your house as anybody over the age of, I'm gonna give you 10. 10, I'll let slide, but if you're over the age of 10 and you go out in public in pajama pants, I got a problem with that. Okay. I see it in the airports all the time. You see it in the gyms. I've never seen a single person in the gym rocking pajama pants that is doing any kind of a great workout. An effective workout, uh pajama pants and crocs. Yeah, I'll let the crocs slide because you know if Crocs with the pajama pants? Yeah, that's a problem. But well, the pajama pants are just the problem. That's the number one problem. Like that's your you don't do that. That is for lounging around your house. That is if you if you do sleep with clothes on, then that's that's I guess that's okay. Uh, but they're not meant to go outside of your home. And it's just bugs me when I see it. Like, yeah. What's even more strange is the pajama pants, the men that wear pajama pants in public. Yeah, no one to wear. Or boxers or boxers or no one to wear. Oh my gosh. I'm like, what is going on? Come on. Well, I I think that's uh I think those are people that have they're doing that on purpose. Maybe they're at the gym for a different reason. I think they got problems, yeah. But no, I think it's uh it's just a bad decision. So if you're out there and you're doing it, I mean you might reconsider. Yeah. Just a just not a good look. Not a good look. No, period. So um, but that would be that would be one of my top pet peeves. I think I've talked about this before. The crocs I'm okay. I'm I'm getting better on the crocs because um I I started you know lifting like legs a little bit. I sometimes I take my my shoes off and try to get my feet on. So the crocs are easy to slip on, slip off during leg day. Now, if you're you know over there doing curls with crocs, I got a problem with that. But if you're curls and crocs, not so much. But if you're kicking them off just to squat, hit your leg day, and you're yeah, I'm okay with it. Wow. Now I know what I'm getting you for. I still don't like it. I'm no, I'm not, I won't give me them. I will not wear them. I am getting you a pair of crocs for Father's Day. No, I won't. And you know what we could even do? We could even get those little like gems, the little gems that you put on them, you know, and you decorate them. Yeah, I could do it. Oh, yeah. You're I mean, I know you're not gonna get me crocs because you won't even let me get the cloud shoes that everybody has and loves and says you're and you're that could be a pet beeper yours, the cloud shoes. Like, and that's gonna hurt some people's feelings because they are wildly popular. I know people say they're the best thing you can put on your feet. Yeah. Um you won't ever catch me wearing them. Yeah, well, I'm just saying, I wanted to wear them and I almost bought them, and then I got destroyed by you. And it's like, nope, go and get a pair of Nikes. So here we are. But uh okay. Yeah, so that was number, that was one in one. We're doing pretty good. Next, when you stop to let a pedestrian cross the street and they take their sweet ass time. Okay. Drives me bonkers. Like, not even like they don't even acknowledge you that there's like a line of cars waiting, and they're like on their phone, head down, like just in no hurry. Like I stopped traffic to let you cross, and now, you know, like it really injures me. So what's your what's your acceptable pace? I mean, do you want to sprint? Yes. Should they karaoke? Karaoke? Like maybe a little side shuffle? Like, but you know, when somebody stops you know what? I just wish I just wish people had more common sense when it comes to the rules of the road. I well, people without common sense make this that's that's what the internet makes. That's what the that's what the internet's built of. This is true. Right now, just people without it. But when you ask for a common an acceptable pace, so you know, like if I cross the road and I see a car as letting me walk, right? First of all, I always give them a little wave. I don't know. That might be a Midwest thing. So okay, if you don't wave, that's fine. But I always like put my hand up like things. For sure. Okay. Always. Yeah. Always. And then I like, you know, cross the road so they can sit, so I can show them my appreciation for letting me cross. I usually I'm gonna walk fast. I used to do a little valet jog, you know. Like I kind of pick it up a little bit, like, yeah, here you go. Hey, yeah, thanks, man. A little strip as I go across. There was some lady in the Dollar Gentral parking lot this morning. Did you just say Gentral? It's not gentle, it's general. No, it's a joke. Okay. Because years ago, there was this duo on the internet. Oh, and oh my gosh, they were sisters, and I just it it was so funny, but they were from Louisiana and they always called it the Dollar Gentral. Gotcha. Anyways, but I was in the Dollar Gentral parking lot this morning, and I let this lady pass. You know, I waved her on. Come on, sweetheart. I always say that too in my car. I always say, come on, sweetheart. Dang. Anyways, no, I mean, not in a bad way. I just like, I don't know. No, I'm saying, like, the fact that like we were doing this podcast today about pet peeves, and that like that lady pissed you off as so she like she like elevated up on the list today. She's already looked at like she was numbered. You probably didn't have that on your list until this morning. I it gave me an idea. It really did. I was like, you know what, I'm adding that to my list because she was smoking her sig and just taking her sweet ass time. I like it. All right, number two. Well for you. Peeking we'll speak of sweet ass time. My and you'll know this for me by riding any in a vehicle with me is that okay, there's let me explain this, okay. So like interstates, right? I mean, you got it, you got two lanes, two. Take us to driver's ed, babe. Yeah, you got all you got you got these lane, you got lanes, it's not just a single lane in most interstates. Sometimes there are mostly at least two, right? There is one lane for driving, and there is another lane for passing. Yes. And if your ass is driving in that left lane, and I don't care, I don't, and then I don't know the rules and all the states or anything like that, but in my state in Indiana, if you're out if you're driving in that left lane and I'm I like I got problems. Like you're gonna feel, I always say, like, I know you can feel me because I'm on it It's actually a joke when we arrive at the time. Oh, I'll I'll double flash my lights, I'll give them a little beeper beat. So bad. Yeah, I don't I I can't stand that. Like you have to realize that you're not the only car on the road. Some people think they are. So drive like I always say, so here's a here's a here's a nice rule of thumb for people. Drive like you're not the only one out there. Right? I think that's a great one. So that's really good. That's past yeah, pass the car and get the hell out of the way and move over. You know, semis, whoa, boy, semis, they're notorious for like going around and then driving the same equ the same equal speed as the other person car, and then next thing you know, there's like a a caravan of people. So but then I will say there are people because anytime the kids and I ride with you, that when they are on the left lane and you come up on their tail, we always laugh because sometimes they get over and we always say to you, What do we say? We say, Oh, they were feeling you. They felt me. They felt me too. Is there? Yeah. And if it takes those are good drivers. And like you talked about like people getting their ass across the street. And if you take a long, long, long time to get over, when I do eventually get around you, and I will pass you in the right lane, I don't care. He's going to stare at you. I'm gonna give you a little look. I'm gonna make sure that you notice that I notice you being a complete idiot on the road. Now, and there's a lot of people out there right now are gonna be like, hey, you're the idiot for driving like that. But this is the truth. But I'm I'm I'm I I got places to go, things to do. Correct. I don't I hate driving, and I'm not, I don't, I'm not a Sunday driver. I don't enjoy it. Speaking of the B point, yes. You know when it's really embarrassing? Probably church, but you know, hey. When we're leaving the church probably. I'm really good in church. Like it's like I by the I'm good by the time like in the parking lot at church. I am, you know, I just had an awakening and in inside, and I'm I'm nice in the parking lot at church. No, and that's coming in, not so much. Going out, there's a little bit. That's what I mean. Like I'm saying, but that parking lot at church is a nightmare. And even and even even everybody knows that. Even our pastor says that. Yeah, it's it's this is the truth. So, and I can't say anything because I'm not working the parking lot, but I'm thinking about it. I'm thinking about becoming a parking lot person. That you know what? I think I could do it a little bit more efficient and effective than most people. I actually think that is a really good idea. I know, I'm thinking about it. You really should. I could see you out there directing. Here's what's gonna happen. Like we would get shit moving. One of these days, like no more kids' sports on Sundays, no more cheer Sundays. Like, I'm gonna find something like that to do. I'm gonna be the church parking lot director. Yeah, yeah. I'm getting gear, everything. Well, we got some out in the garage. You need to have lights, oh cones. I might get a megaphone out there that can get things rolling. They would probably appreciate that. Yeah, so anyway. Okay. Are we ready for number three? So my number two is move bitch, get out the way, like Ludacris would say. That's his theme song. I just play that now. That is so true. I love to play that one on the side. You know what's so funny is that Slow Drivers in the Fast Lane, that was on my list too. Oh, wasn't it but lucky for you? I have more than five, so I'll go ahead and cross that one off. Okay, my third one is when people put me in a group text without giving me a heads up. Or actually just group texts in general. Like, do not include me in them ever. You know you can leave the conversation, right? Oh, I do. Okay. And then they get a notification, everyone in the group, that Katie Fleece left the conversation. I think there's a way to mute a ding and not leave it. I think there's a way to mute it and not leave it to where you don't get the bing, the dings, yeah. Well, it's the worst ever. I can't group texts are rough, for sure. Yeah. Especially when you got a chatty Kathy. Yeah. I think nobody got time for that. I think the thing about a group's group text is it's it's the it's the initial group text. It's that first, like, you know, first day is like bang, b-bang, babing. It will calm down. I don't know how all of these people, like the Kardashians, you know, they have all of these like group groups of group text. You know what I'm saying? And I'm like, we I just don't have that. Well, I mean And I don't want it. Yeah. I would guess their life's a little different than your life. Well, no, like they talk about like their family group text. Oh, yeah. I guess we do have one. We I guess we do have one family group text, but first of all, it's not like siblings and like grand it's us two and the kids' grandparents. Yeah. And we just send them like sporting schedules. Not sporting schedule. Yeah, sport schedules. Sports schedules, not sporting schedules. Sport schedules, we send them like videos after the kids, you know, perform or whatever. But we don't like get in there just to shoot the, you know, shoot what is it? Shoot the hey, shoot the whatever you want to say. It no, I don't know. But you know what I'm trying to say. Okay, what's your number three? And nobody else is gonna know what you're trying to say either. I just sort of want to make that clear. So Well, we don't get in there just to chit-chat. Yeah, yeah. No, no, maybe we should. Hey, how was your day every day? Should we? I don't know. Should we start it? It can be nice to people. So all right, quick pause to talk about my company, Mojo Fitco. Because this deserves a moment. MojoFitco was built for midlife women who feel off in their body and are just tired of being told to eat less, move more, and deal with it, all right? Women battling hormones, belly fat that comes out of nowhere, low energy, mood swings, and the constant feeling of why do I not feel like myself anymore? Now look, this is not a basic fitness program, and it is definitely not built by Jim Bros or 20-year-old influencers. MojoFit Co is built for women, by women, designed specifically for this phase of life. Inside, we don't guess, we don't punish your body, and we don't hand you another plan that you gotta figure out on your own. We look at the full picture: hormones, metabolism, stress, lifestyle, everything that you need all under one roof. Because you are never too old to get your mojo back, I can assure you that. And you also need support from someone that actually understands the female body at this stage of life. So if you're ready to feel strong, sexy, clear-headed, and confident again in your body, and you're done with all of the free or cheap VS out there, and you want a forever solution, you can apply by clicking the link in the show notes. All right, now let's get back to it. All right, well. Number three for you. Off to a great start. Oh, this is where we might get a little entertaining here for you. This is a one that um it's when someone, I won't name names or anybody, if you go out and you get a beverage. Oh, I know where this is going. Let's say you get a a a Diet Coke. Oh, right, and caffeine-free. Caffeine-free Diet Coke, that would be probably uh that could be an option. And you crack this caffeine-free Diet Coke for, you know, maybe in the afternoon, maybe at dinner time, whatever it may be. You take two or three drinks of that Diet Coke, and we just leave it there. Yeah. Why would somebody ever? And then the next time that that person wants a Diet Coke, they go out to the garage and they get another Diet Coke, pop it, take two or three drinks, set that one up. So then all of a sudden, next thing you know, you're like picking up full, pretty much three-fourths full cans of Diet Coke. Warm all day long. They are warm now. Yeah. They wouldn't be warm if that person would just finish those Diet Cokes. So Well, maybe that person doesn't want the whole Diet Coke. They just want a little one. They just need a few sips. Yeah, we need to there needs to be something that that something that we maybe we should get bottles or something for. No, no. Okay. Well bottles do not taste the same. Oh my god. No, I swear to you, they it is not the same as a can. Well or fountain coke. I don't think you know what a whole entire can of maybe a whole can of Diet Coke tastes a little bit different than two or three drinks. You ever tried to have like well, maybe you should try to drink a whole can of Diet Coke one day. Well, listen, babe, I just like my drinks ice cold. So as soon as it loses that mm, you know, that that really quenches my thirst, I've lost interest. Believe it or not, we have a really nice refrigerator that actually makes ice cubes where you can that Diet Coke that is worn, you know, it can actually be cold for a long time. We we actually have like a whole entire cadmin of tumblers that that is their entire jobs, like yeti cubs that they will keep things cold forever. So maybe you pop that Diet Coke, you get some ice in that little Yeti, and you pour it in there and that thing will probably and then you can leave that thing sitting around for weeks if you need to, and it'll probably still be cold. What's an idea? But since you're so concerned, you can be the one to pour it over ice for me. I could do that. I would definitely do that. That's not that's we'll see how long this lasts. Not difficult at all. So but that would be a thing. I mean, you know, I I wish they made the little cans of the diet caffeine cake. Caffeine free. They don't. I mean, and you don't like it with the and I would drink a mini can, but I don't like regular Diet Coke. Which is so weird to me. I don't think they taste any different. I'm I'm I'm gone with Diet Coke. I'm out on it. I'm you know, I'm now a Coke Zero person. I know. And see, I don't like Coke Zero. It tastes too much like Coke to me. I think that's and I don't like Coke. When they made Diet Coke, they were trying to make it taste like Coke. It tastes so different. Gotcha. Okay, next one. Are we on number four? That was my third. That was your third. Okay, so we're ready for number four. Oh, okay. So if you know me at all, maybe you're listening to Mojo Miles series right now, and you will know this about me, but I am mildly obsessed, just mildly obsessed with Facebook Marketplace. Okay. It is a place where I go every day just to peruse, you know. Not that I really ever need anything or I'm even looking for anything in particular, but I just go to see what's out there, see if anything catches my eye. Okay, I am obsessed. So I started because I go through things and I purge quite often. You can attest to this. How often do I purge this house? This house? All the houses. We've had five houses in the house. Well, this is true. But like all the time. Like I said, I am the only, like I said, I'm the only constant in our lives in your life. Everything else changes. Your hair color, the the decor, or whatever. Whatever. Yeah. This is true. The paint, we're getting the walls, the wallpaper. We're getting off topic here. Well, I know, but I'm just I'm just my whole point was I've got more pet peeves just talking right now. So go ahead. I'm thinking about it. I love a good Facebook sale. Okay. That that's what I'm trying to say. Okay. So a couple years ago, I decided, you know what? As much crap as I get rid of, I'm just gonna start my own private Facebook group. So every time I want to get rid of stuff, I just post it in this group, okay? And I did. And it works out for the most part. But my pet peeve is people that comment on something like sold or I'll take it. And then you comment back and try to coordinate a pickup time, and it's Crickets. Yeah. Nothing makes me want to gouge my eyeballs out more than that. Because I'm like, number one, you wasted my time. And number two, why do I have this stupid ass Facebook group? It makes me questions question my decisions. Yeah. But anyways, not that that recently happened to me or anything. That's wild. That's a pet peeve. Like all the things. That's a pet peeve. I don't like it. I'm like, look, if you knew you didn't really want it, don't comment. So would a better pet peeve just be a people that waste your time? Okay, maybe that's really what the issue is. I do not like my time being wasted. That's true. Okay. Yeah, maybe that's what it is. Maybe it's really not a Facebook issue. It's just more of a time issue. Yeah, and mine, my other pet peeve is just people that are not on time. You know, when it's time to go, it's time to go. When I say, hey, we're gonna leave in 30, we're gonna leave in 45, we're gonna leave at this time, we got reservations here, or church starts at this time, or this yeah. Yeah, I don't make those times up, right? Those are not just guesses, those are very coordinated. So when you know I say, hey, let's leave at seven, and then it's seven fifteen, seven twenty. Okay. Yeah, so being on time. So like the fact that your pet beef is not wasting people's time. Listen. Yes. In my def are you? No, I'm not saying you. I'm saying that's not true. I'm just saying in general, right? I would never ever single you out on this show. Never your show. Why would I do that? I'm just saying, sometimes I'd be looking like an ogre, and it takes a lot to get this all of this ready for date night. Well, I'm not gonna I I don't I don't I'm not gonna that's a trap. I'm not gonna comment on that. But I mean there is an option. Just start earlier. Sometimes I can't start earlier. Hmm. I would challenge that for sure. All right, well, let's move on. So I'm just saying, being on like being on time is a pet peeve of my mind. You are. You've always been one of those people. If you're not 10 minutes early, you're late. It does. It makes me it gives me anxiety. Oh, yeah. Running late, running behind gives me anxiety. So I don't like to do that for sure. I am yes, always very anal retentive on certain things. Oh, can you hear that? That's my alarm clock. Okay. Okay. What's that mean? Sorry, I forgot to silence my phone. Gotcha. Well, I have to set alarms on my phone for little reminders. And then I silence them and then I forget. There you go. What that reminder was. Anyways. Um, oh, okay. Last but not least. Oh gosh. I've actually got more. You know what? We're only doing five. I know we're only doing five. So let me let me pick one really quick. Okay, here we go. When someone says, Can I pick your brain? And then maybe even offers to meet me at a coffee shop and buy me a coffee. Or can I pick your brain over coffee? Yeah. I'm always like, no, you can't. My brain is worth a lot more than a cup of coffee. So yeah. Well, I mean, that's so the answer's no. Yeah. I think that's that is a that's a pet peeve from a lot of people. I think that's one of those things, like a lot of times that's with friends and things like that. Like, no, no, no, no. Here's the thing. This is other this is the thing. When it's with like a good friend, look, I I love to give advice, even unsolicited advice, okay? But no, when it's people that are coming up from like 15 years ago and they'll message you, hey lady, how are ya? You know, yeah. Hey, can I pick your brain? I'm like, no. Or is that I guess it'd be better. Can you coach me for free? Or can you give me free advice? Is that what you're saying then? It's kind of like your pet peeve. Yeah. I got you. You got me? You feel me on that? I feel you. I know a lot of people can probably relate to that. That's so annoying. So annoying. And even just like that phrase in general just annoys the crap out of me. Yeah, I thought I saw something. I feel like I'm very naked. Somebody said something on social media about like, I don't know, it's like you should uh you should try to get things from for free from like corporations, but you should try to pay your you know your friends a lot. I don't know, somebody said something along that nature, but yeah, I think you just butchered that. Well, I know it's but it was really about people that have local businesses and stuff in the community, and people are always trying to get free things from the local people or like you know, get discounts and all this stuff. Like it's like, well, you shouldn't do that. You should be supporting that person and when you give the in and you should be doing that at like right the big corporations. Yeah. I don't know. I did butcher that probably. Yeah, you did. But I know where you were trying to go with it. It just didn't look like that. You can edit things, right? Or we don't have an editor. Well, I mean we could, but there's what are you gonna edit? That whole paragraph? Okay, well. The whole five minutes. Sometimes you butcher things, right? That's a pet peeve. I know where you were trying to go with that. Okay, your last one. Um, it's gonna be Is it about me? It's backseat drivers. Oh. Do you think you're a backseat driver? Nope. Nope. Okay, yeah. So backseat drivers always annoy me because it's like it's one of those things that's like, believe it or not, it's not my first time driving. And believe it or not, I drive around by myself all the time. And so when somebody's in the passenger seat and they are freaking out and dissecting every single move that you make, even though there's no chance in hell that it's even like like, you know, if you're gonna turn left and it's gonna be maybe not close, but like closer than the other person would perceive. Or if you know somebody's braking up ahead and they and the person in the passenger seat feels the need to go, oh my god, they're breaking, they're red light, there's a and it's like, no shit. Really? That's what that's what we do in the automobiles. You you gas it and you break it, and you go like it's like the red lights mean stop. We understand that. So so backseat drivers are it's probably my number one pet peeve, you know. So you know what I'm sensing with you? A lot of road rage, actually. I mean, like three out of the five pet peeves of pet peeves of yours were well, maybe it has to do with the passengers related. I don't know. I mean, could you think of it? I'm sitting here thinking that is probably what we argue about the most. Yeah. I always say I wish I had a roll, like I'm gonna get a roll of duct tape for you, and it's gonna be a little displayed. We argue more about your put that on your mouth driving when you're driving, than probably anything, actually. Yeah, but it's like if you do the tail of the tape of our our lives, it's like who's gotten more wrecks? None of them were my fault. Of course not. Of course not. Like hitting the the back of a police car is not my fault. Hmm. You didn't rear in the back of a police car. I did. You didn't hit a mailbox with the mirror side mirror of the case. Well, that's because I was trying to do a rendezvous and I couldn't see. You didn't hit the workbench in the garage, which you almost went through the garage. So that didn't, that's somebody like whose fault are all these things? That's three cases right now where I know for a fact that you can't blame anybody else. The workbench, I hit a patch of ice. Yes, that that crazy patch of ice in uh August and August. No, it was in the wintertime, and I hit a patch of ice in the garage when I was trying to break. Sound seems like you're going a little too fast. All right. Well, you know, I think that is a good place to wrap it up. Yep, let's head over to marriage counseling. That way we can hey, well, listen, this could be really entertaining. You guys have got to let us know if you're listening to this, if you could relate to any of those pet peeves. And I would love to hear what some of your pet peeves are. So tag us on social media or not us because he's not on social media. Yeah, don't tag me. Don't tag me. I just share your shit. I know. Literally, you don't even post anything. I don't know. Well, it's people that don't know you that just maybe follow you. Well, that's probably not the case at all. Because everybody that follows you probably knows you. But, anyways, they're probably like, who is the super fan? All he does is post about this girl. Yeah. I tried it. I just didn't like it. You're not very good at it. So don't tag him, but tag me. Yeah. And I'll share it. There you go. Yeah, there you go. And he'll share it. But I want to know. I want to know what some of your pet peeves are, and if you can relate to any of the ones that we share. Maybe all hundreds of my followers will find it. That's right. You never know. You might get a new follower or two. I could get a new follower. That might not be a bad thing for me. Well going up the ladder. It would be for them, though. Definitely. I mean, they're just a big letdown. If they follow you, they're already following me. That's pretty much that's pretty much the gist of it. So I don't have a lot to share on social media. Oh my gosh. I'll just share that. All right. Well, you guys, that's all we got for now. We will continue our top five series next Tuesday. Bye. Later.