If You Don’t Say It I Will Podcast
“If You Don’t Say It, I Will” is a bold, hilarious podcast where two country-living, tattooed mamas say what everyone’s thinking—but won’t say out loud. From motherhood and marriage to farm life and whiskey-fueled wisdom, nothing’s off-limits. Saddle up!
If You Don’t Say It I Will Podcast
Pregnant Strippers, Lawnmower Races, and Dip-Spit Disasters | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 13
We threw the wildest redneck party of the year — and survived (barely). In this episode, we recap our gender reveal gone right, a white trash kickball bash featuring pregnant strippers and lawnmower races, and end it all with a game of Redneck or Rebellious that exposes way too much.
From body shots off Monster Energy tattoos to dip-spit horror stories and missing fingers making surprise cameos… this episode is exactly the chaos you needed today.
👖 Who slid across plastic wrap and threw out their back?
👶 Who planned the gender reveal with explosives?
🚜 Who got kicked out of a folding table mid-bob for apples?
You’re just gonna have to listen.
⚠️ Viewer discretion advised: this is not your mama’s podcast.
Timestamps
00:00 – Intro + Gender Reveal Recap
03:45 – Redneck Kickball Prep & Costume Chaos
10:16 – Bobbing for Apples & Folding Table Fails
14:00 – Pool Wrestling + Lawnmower Street Racing
28:33 – Redneck or Rebellious Game
44:00 – Bloopers + End of Night Mayhem
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