If You Don’t Say It I Will Podcast
“If You Don’t Say It, I Will” is a bold, hilarious podcast where two country-living, tattooed mamas say what everyone’s thinking—but won’t say out loud. From motherhood and marriage to farm life and whiskey-fueled wisdom, nothing’s off-limits. Saddle up!
Episodes
21 episodes
Scary Stories Gone Wrong + The Rat That Terrorized Our Studio | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 21
We officially filmed our Halloween episode at night… and chaos broke loose.From haunted baby monitors and creepy stalker stories to Sam’s mom calling in with real ghost encounters — this one’s a ride.Oh, and a rat literally ran up...
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Episode 21
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55:11
The Real Ed Gein Story Was Way Darker Than Netflix Made It | Halloween Chaos & Survival Game | Ep. 20
We watched Monsters: The Ed Gein Story and immediately needed therapy — and microphones.This week we break down the wildest parts of the Netflix series, the real Ed Gein story, and play the most chaotic game ever: Would You Survive a Hor...
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Episode 20
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1:04:58
Cardi B vs Nicki Minaj: We Couldn’t Stay Out of It | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 19
The internet’s wildest feud just hit our microphones. This week, Sam and Aymee dive head-first into the Cardi B vs. Nicki Minaj chaos — every tweet, every insult, every “she said WHAT?!” moment.From calling out momma-bear boun...
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Episode 19
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1:06:09
Craziest Roommate Horror Stories & The Wildest Game Ever | If You Don’t Say It I Will Ep. 18
This week we dove headfirst into some of the *wildest roommate horror stories* we could find — from Craigslist chaos to a Shia LaBeouf-obsessed girl to “WTF did I just read?” Reddit confessions. 🫠And of course… we brought back our fan-f...
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Episode 18
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50:23
Healing, God, & Old Me vs New Me | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 17
In Episode 17, Sam and Aymee return from hiatus with a mix of chaos and growth. From Riley Green concert stories and signs that almost worked, to grounding with kids, therapy breakthroughs, and reconnecting with God — the girls dive into their ...
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Episode 17
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56:52
Dating Horror Stories, Sister Chaos, and Arcade Red Flags | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 16
Our first-ever call-in guest did not disappoint. Sam’s sister Rachel joined us to tell the craziest dating story you’ve ever heard — it starts with a Facebook Dating match and ends with a reveal that left us all speechless. 🚩F...
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Episode 13
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1:08:28
First Nights Out After Divorce: Tequila, Frenchmen & Harley Rides | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 15
Sam and Amy swap wild, unfiltered stories about their first nights out after calling it quits on nearly decade-long marriages—and let’s just say their experiences could not have been more different. From crying at Billy Bob’s to full-on revenge...
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Episode 15
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49:59
Parenting Fails, Poop Art, and Kids Who Lie Like Pros If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 14
This one’s for the tired moms, the reformed feral kids, and anyone who’s ever washed poop off a crib.In this week’s episode, Sam and Aymee dive headfirst into the unfiltered chaos of parenting — from their own mom fails (some of which i...
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Episode 14
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47:26
Pregnant Strippers, Lawnmower Races, and Dip-Spit Disasters | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 13
We threw the wildest redneck party of the year — and survived (barely). In this episode, we recap our gender reveal gone right, a white trash kickball bash featuring pregnant strippers and lawnmower races, and end it all with a game of Redneck ...
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Episode 13
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46:02
Letting Go of What’s Killing You (Even If You Love It) | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 12
In this week’s episode, Sam and Aymee get real about what it takes to finally let go of the things — and people — that don’t serve you anymore. From divorces and dead friendships to haunted trailers and messy sneaky links, this one’s raw, chaot...
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Episode 12
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1:00:45
Dating Horror Stories & the “Ick” Olympics | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 11
We’re back with unhinged dating horror stories that will have you questioning every man with a tattoo and a truck. From Sam’s ex stealing jackhammers for meth (yes, seriously) to Amy barely escaping a full-blown stalker situation—this episode g...
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Episode 11
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52:12
When Love Isn’t Enough Anymore | Divorce, Trust & Letting Go | Ep. 10
In this raw and emotional episode, Sam opens up about the truth behind her divorce — from betrayal, broken trust, and raising kids under the same roof as your ex… to choosing herself and healing out loud.Aymee shares her own s...
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Episode 10
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43:25
Unhinged Advice + Hot Girl or Red Flag? | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 9
We asked for advice submissions, and y’all delivered 😅In this episode, we go full good-cop/bad-cop on:💔 Best friends dating exes🤰 Dads who stop finding you attractive after birth🥊 Snoopin’ in journals<...
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Episode 9
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48:54
Shrooms, Swords & Severed Fingers | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 8
🎧 Episode 8: Shrooms, Swords & Severed FingersWe went viral… and not for the podcast. Nope — Sam’s booty stole the spotlight 👀💀This week, we:Spill on going viral (and still doing laundry)<...
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Episode 8
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54:08
We Turned Down the Drama, Sold a Wrestling Video Instead | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 7
In this episode of If You Don’t Say It, I Will, we skipped the petty drama (barely) and took the high road… straight into our DMs.We’re talking healing, blocking as self-care, and the most unhinged messages we’ve ever received...
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Episode 7
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38:59
We Read Your Wildest Stories, Gave Zero Grace | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 6
We asked y’all to send in your wildest anonymous stories… and this episode spiraled FAST 💀From unexpected swingers to 4-foot bongs to a butt plug gone way too far — we read, rated, and reacted without holding back.<...
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Episode 6
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1:07:07
We Got Banned on TikTok Live & Blew Up the Wrong Color | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 5
What happens when you give two country girls explosives, go live on TikTok, and ask brutally honest questions in a game of “Rapid R-Rated Fire”? Total chaos.In this episode, Sam and Aymee recap their most unhinged live stream ...
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Episode 5
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47:11
Episode 4: Diddy do it?!
This week, we dive deep into the Diddy trial, Cassie’s shocking testimony, and all the Hollywood chaos that’s coming to light. From baby oil and freak-offs (not the fun kind) to conspiracy theories, alleged coverups, and our unfiltered take on ...
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Episode 4
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51:30
Boots, Bar F*ghts, and B*tches
We said we were just going out for one drink… and somehow ended up topless, drenched, and brawling in a dive bar. Welcome to Episode 3 of If You Don’t Say It, I Will — where we recap the wildest trail ride of our lives, a bar night gone sideway...
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Episode 3
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