If You Don’t Say It I Will Podcast
“If You Don’t Say It, I Will” is a bold, hilarious podcast where two country-living, tattooed mamas say what everyone’s thinking—but won’t say out loud. From motherhood and marriage to farm life and whiskey-fueled wisdom, nothing’s off-limits. Saddle up!
Episodes
14 episodes
Parenting Fails, Poop Art, and Kids Who Lie Like Pros If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 14
This one’s for the tired moms, the reformed feral kids, and anyone who’s ever washed poop off a crib.In this week’s episode, Sam and Aymee dive headfirst into the unfiltered chaos of parenting — from their own mom fails (some ...
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Episode 14
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47:26
Pregnant Strippers, Lawnmower Races, and Dip-Spit Disasters | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 13
We threw the wildest redneck party of the year — and survived (barely). In this episode, we recap our gender reveal gone right, a white trash kickball bash featuring pregnant strippers and lawnmower races, and end it all with a game of Redneck ...
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Episode 13
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46:02
Letting Go of What’s Killing You (Even If You Love It) | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 12
In this week’s episode, Sam and Aymee get real about what it takes to finally let go of the things — and people — that don’t serve you anymore. From divorces and dead friendships to haunted trailers and messy sneaky links, this one’s raw, chaot...
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Episode 12
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1:00:45
Dating Horror Stories & the “Ick” Olympics | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 11
We’re back with unhinged dating horror stories that will have you questioning every man with a tattoo and a truck. From Sam’s ex stealing jackhammers for meth (yes, seriously) to Amy barely escaping a full-blown stalker situation—this episode g...
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Episode 11
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52:12
When Love Isn’t Enough Anymore | Divorce, Trust & Letting Go | Ep. 10
In this raw and emotional episode, Sam opens up about the truth behind her divorce — from betrayal, broken trust, and raising kids under the same roof as your ex… to choosing herself and healing out loud.Aymee shares her own s...
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Episode 10
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43:25
Unhinged Advice + Hot Girl or Red Flag? | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 9
We asked for advice submissions, and y’all delivered 😅In this episode, we go full good-cop/bad-cop on:💔 Best friends dating exes🤰 Dads who stop finding you attractive after birth🥊 Snoopin’ in journals<...
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Episode 9
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48:54
Shrooms, Swords & Severed Fingers | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 8
🎧 Episode 8: Shrooms, Swords & Severed FingersWe went viral… and not for the podcast. Nope — Sam’s booty stole the spotlight 👀💀This week, we:Spill on going viral (and still doing laundry)<...
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Episode 8
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54:08
We Turned Down the Drama, Sold a Wrestling Video Instead | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 7
In this episode of If You Don’t Say It, I Will, we skipped the petty drama (barely) and took the high road… straight into our DMs.We’re talking healing, blocking as self-care, and the most unhinged messages we’ve ever received...
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Episode 7
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38:59
We Read Your Wildest Stories, Gave Zero Grace | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 6
We asked y’all to send in your wildest anonymous stories… and this episode spiraled FAST 💀From unexpected swingers to 4-foot bongs to a butt plug gone way too far — we read, rated, and reacted without holding back.<...
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Episode 6
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1:07:07
We Got Banned on TikTok Live & Blew Up the Wrong Color | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 5
What happens when you give two country girls explosives, go live on TikTok, and ask brutally honest questions in a game of “Rapid R-Rated Fire”? Total chaos.In this episode, Sam and Aymee recap their most unhinged live stream ...
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Episode 5
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47:11
Episode 4: Diddy do it?!
This week, we dive deep into the Diddy trial, Cassie’s shocking testimony, and all the Hollywood chaos that’s coming to light. From baby oil and freak-offs (not the fun kind) to conspiracy theories, alleged coverups, and our unfiltered take on ...
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Episode 4
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51:30
Boots, Bar F*ghts, and B*tches
We said we were just going out for one drink… and somehow ended up topless, drenched, and brawling in a dive bar. Welcome to Episode 3 of If You Don’t Say It, I Will — where we recap the wildest trail ride of our lives, a bar night gone sideway...
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Episode 3
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