If You Don’t Say It I Will Podcast

Parenting Fails, Poop Art, and Kids Who Lie Like Pros If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 14

Samantha Gooding Episode 14

This one’s for the tired moms, the reformed feral kids, and anyone who’s ever washed poop off a crib.


In this week’s episode, Sam and Aymee dive headfirst into the unfiltered chaos of parenting — from their own mom fails (some of which include CPS-level lies, literal shit art, and forgotten school pickups) to how their parenting styles stack up against the 90s beat-your-ass era. They read a submission from Sam’s mom about what it was really like raising kids in the 90s while figuring out her sexuality, and then they end the episode with a game of “Parenting Fail or Just Bad Parenting?” — and yes, they absolutely call some of y’all out.


If you’ve ever wondered whether you’re screwing up your kid, the answer is… probably. But don’t worry, we are too. 😅