Scrubs Off Bottoms Up
The scrubs are off and the drinks are full – which means Michael and Colleen are ready to yap and the truth is – where the conversation leads is anyone’s guess. So, whether you're a healthcare hottie, or just here for the fun - get ready to cackle with your new favorite duo. And remember, nothing's off limits. Bottoms up!
Episodes
25 episodes
Bottoms Up To: Adult Tummy Time, Cowboy Medicine & Organ Donation
This episode is chaotic, unfiltered, and somehow still a little heartfelt. We start with Colleen’s attitude (spicy, as always), then shift into something more real as Michael shares what it was like being contacted as a bone marrow match for a ...
Bottoms Up To: Brazil, Canned Tuna & Vaginal Studies
This week takes us from Brazil (yes, the stories are exactly what you think) to canned tuna becoming a full-blown personality trait. And just when you think we’ve peaked, we casually pivot into vaginal studies, including the very ...
Bottoms Up To: Firing Our CPA, Medical Tourism & Cut Water
Yes, we’re firing our CPA.Yes, we’re talking about people flying across the world for procedures.And yes… we’re reuniting in Portugal with the group from Michael’s friend’s college house that was literally called “The Brothel.”We...
Scrubs Off To: Aruba, Atropine & K1 Visas
We’re back like we never left… except we definitely did, but surprise! This episode is fully chaotic, in true SOBU fashion, with everything from Atropine mistakes that will make you question your license, to Colleen’s 30th birthday blacko...
Bottoms Up To: Our Friend Connor & Our Usual Chaos
In this episode, we’re raising a glass to our friend Connor and leaning all the way into our usual chaos. We get into the realities (and delusions) of committing to work overseas for love, question why our mitochondria feel like they’re vibrati...
Bottoms Up To: Fanny Flutters, SOBU Fighting & Emergency Department Nurses
In this episode of Scrubs Off, Bottoms Up, we are FINALLY back on the saddle. and trust us, it was worth the wait. After a brief hiatus, we’re baaack, slightly more refined, fully unhinged, and armed with all the updates you’ve been dying to he...
Bottoms Up To: Good Samaritans, Burn Patients & DIC
This week, we’re raising a glass to burn units, Good Samaritans, and the absolute disaster that is disseminated intravascular coagulation. From heroic saves gone wrong to the chaos that follows, we break down the medicine, the mess, and the mom...
Bottoms Up To: Airplane Boners, Freshman Docs, & Whipple's
This week, Michael and Colleen are flying high as they unpack midair erections, the chaos of fresh out of school doctors, and why Whipple patients deserve way more attention and survival credit than they get. It’s turbulence meets trauma with t...
Bottoms Up To: Hospital Hotties, Citi Bikes, & Vaginal Health
The shots are poured and the scrubs are off as Michael and Colleen dive into this week’s chaos- from hospital hotties and questionable Citi Bike etiquette to a full-on anatomy class about vaginal health (and yes, discharge). It’s messy, it’s ed...
Bottoms Up To: Being Back in Action (and Back on the Market)
We’re back, and it’s giving chaos. After a little hiatus, Michael’s single, Colleen’s still reckless, and the city hasn’t recovered. From cut vs uncut debates to what’s next for Scrubs Off, Bottoms Up, we’re spilling every detail (and ...
Bottoms Up To: SOBU Neglect, Vowels of Dialysis, & Floating
Sometimes life happens and your podcast is posted 3 weeks late. Let normalize neglecting things we love. ANYWHO - sorry for the wait, you can blame me (Colleen) xoxo
Bottoms Up To: Integrity, Ketamine & Polio
What do medical ethics, a dissociative anesthetic, and a near-eradicated virus have in common? In this episode, we unpack the unlikely trio of integrity, ketamine, and polio—exploring how each reflects the fragile balance between science, truth...
Bottoms Up To: Sleep Paralysis, Defecography & Roofing
Ever woken up unable to move and thought a demon was sitting on your chest? Welcome to the terrifying world of sleep paralysis—and we’re unpacking it, haunted house style. Then we pivot (because why not?) to the glamorous topic of defecography—...
Bottoms Up To: Body(bag) Shots, Physical Therapists & Happy Endings
This goes all over the place. Bare with us everybody. Let us live. Love you xoxo
Bottoms Up To: Barbra Streisand, Mixing Insulin & Americas Sweetheart
This week, things get snatched and chaotic—in true Scrubs Off Bottoms Up fashion. Michael, America’s sweetheart (and proud of it), tries to keep it together while Colleen spirals through celebrity lookalikes, her possible reincarnation as Barbr...
Bottoms Up To: ASS-thetics, Mosquitoes & Diarrhea Mouth
Everything ASS-thetics, mosquitoes & diarrhea mouth
Bottoms Up To: Autopsies, Chicken Nugget Subpoenas & Dayshift
Hi everyone it’s Colleen. I’m too hungover to make a description and yes I had to ask ChatGpt how to spell subpoenas. Thank you bye. Xoxoxo
Bottoms Up To: Italian Sausage & Friends with Aneurysms
Buckle up and lower your moral standards, because this week on Scrubs Off Bottoms Up, Colleen and Michael dive into their very different styles of inappropriate and one of the two gets put in time out. Michael reminisces on hi...
Bottoms Up To: Airplane Chaos, Off Duty Nursing & NYC Heat
It’s getting sweaty, chaotic, and just a little bit heroic! This week, we’re talking NYC summer heat (why does it feel like the subway platform is actually hell’s basement?), airplane emergencies when someone yells “Is there a doctor on board?”...
Bottoms Up To: Alaska, Stroke Boats & Pride Month
Yeehaw and happy Pride y'all! We’re coming to you straight from Alaska, where Colleen’s love for rugged men and indigenous art reaches new heights (and questionable purchases—yes, there was a walrus penis involved). In this icy episode, we chat...
Bottoms Up To: Hot Dogs, Condom Caths & The Death Honk
What do hot dogs, condom caths, and the sound of death have in common? Us, apparently. From glizzy talk to ghost gasps, were covering it all. This episode kicks off with an unnecessary amount of passion about hot dogs (why are they always invol...
Bottoms Up To: Bunions, Bodegas and Michael setting a hospital on fire
This week on Scrubs Off Bottoms Up, we’re talking bunions and bad decisions! The duo dives into the world of feet followed by Michael almost setting an entire hospital ablaze (psst… it wasn’t his fault). They also detour into love hate...
Bottoms Up To: Thai Belly, H&M Bras & Unsolicited Advice
Michael and Colleen are jet-lagged, over-caffeinated, and ready to spill all the international tea! This week, they take you on a wild ride through Abu Dhabi’s camel chaos and unpack the true horror of the infamous “Thai belly.” Plus, what do y...
Bottoms Up To: Fendi Freak-Outs & Our First Episode
The scrubs are off, the drinks are poured, and your new favorite duo is clocked out and cracked open. In this very first episode, Michael and Colleen spill on their first impressions of each other, the chaotic beginnings of their friendship, an...