Pushing a putty?

RFK Jr. and Gerald the Worm drop in unexpectedly. 29 day stacked orders? Louisiana Lockup or Bayou Buchenwald? Did AI let it fly? 

Brain drain is a very real thing. Pirro is a zero. 

Crackers barreling. Bed, Bad, & Beyond. Savant Khrushchev? Should Zelensky wear a tan suit next time? Why are all of the woke parts of the Bible written in red? Is Herr Pluggs making Macrohard? Sorbo-y? Does the title read in my head like t...

JD Vacay, the VP of a thousand vacations. Loomer looming. Soap operas are disgusting. Does Dean Cain need a mask with ICE since nobody recognizes him anyway? 

He's not Nero. Nero could fiddle. Are we abusing dildos? A gangbang at an R2D2 factory?

Make Epstein Go Away? Make America Gold Again? What's Felonious Musk up to? Were Mike and Shelby both wearing Savannah Sand Gnats hats this week?

Is Chelsea in the files? Why is he keeping the trophy? 

The list that did(n't) exist? Bacchanal Rafael? Fled Cruz? Should I not have recorded myself so low in the first 30 seconds? We'll find out together on the latest pod!

The Big Beautiful Bill (For Our Children). Online Dating Chronicles. The Sitcom Chronicles. 

JFK Jr. pays another visit. Gerald tells a joke. Kegseth cries? Who's your daddy? Is the "church clap" worse than the regular clap? Glitterbombing the Gestapo.

Scrotox? What's Agolf up to? Is PayPalpatine unable to get rockets to not explode BEFORE the rocket lifts off now? Did a cleaning crew clean the undisclosed location during the show? Find out with us 🤷‍♂️.

Is there a live studio audience? Is there possibly a new mixer and mics that are MUCH better? Discriminatory deportation? Medi-Cage cuts? Btw, the sound is going to be much better when I'm not suffering from major sinus issues. 

Alien vs Predator or The Ketamine Kid vs Nacho Daddy? 

TACO bout thin skin. Immigrant killer Miller. Gerald the worm stops in for a chat. How high is this Musk? Margarine arguing with A1? 

We're like The Duke Boys, except with jobs. Shelby learns and admits that I'm clairvoyant. Supremacide? Steel steal? Cancer stage 5-9? Covistory lessons. The happiest coma. Social SeGoogly? Another Shelby trek(kie).

Temu Lara Croft. Y'allQaeda. Grok shock. Margarine's major manipulation. The Amazing Racist.  Refugees redefined. Rebel readings. Moody credit ratings. Ivermectin suspectin'. Forget daylight savings, we're on Rump time. 

Cucker City. Is Mattel a country now? What is...apeshit? TeleHackage. J.D. hex vex. Plane drain. Bakker Oats. Woke Pope smoke. Energy lethargy? The Car Wash Chronicles. All of that and much more on this week's A1 packed episode.

Illuminati illuminated by illiterates. Revlon at the Pentagon? He gives holidays a bad name. Receipt deceit. Band Aid 2.0? Scrotal recall? Can Shelby write the Tooth Fairy off on his taxes? We discuss this and all of the other biggest topics th...

Law enforcement cosplay. An autism registry? Odometer shenanigans. Why is Signal not advertising how likely you'll get inside war room chat? Shelby's travel travails. All that and more (pardons) in this week's episode.

How are people still sending the Jim's money? Was Tammy Faye ever on SNL? We're so make funnable now. Emotional support chicken? Does Mar-a-Lago have a golden dome defense system? We'll ruminate.

Can Big Balls also use a microscope? Are we really going to teach our kids A1 that early? Did Stormy Daniels steal Shelby's joke? Don't let your teen date Chuck. And who is Ron Vara? We investigate so you don't have to.

What happened to the egg price uproar? Scrotal Rejuvenation. The Enola Gay is DEI? Is Musk the best check writer? Will Shelby see the hair? Also, did Mike possibly record this in mono? Tune in and find out.