Shelby calls Florida Representative Randy Fine.

Shelby calls Speaker (used loosely) Mike Johnson

Has Don Johnson finally found his Heartbeat? Markwayne Mullin? Did someone miss the spacebar on his birth certificate? The Andrew formally known as Prince?

We called MTG.

MTG is on a hot streak. 

Don't cry for me, Argentina. 

My lovely wife joins us (her mic recorded really low, but we'll fix that for next time). Do people know what "literally" means? Staring down a guy in a chicken suit? Frogs doing the Cha Cha Slide in a war zone? Btw, weartootles.com is a real th...

The Pin-Drop Presidency. 

Hipster harangue. Did we all die of Covid in 2020? Isn't a broken escalator just stairs? Homan handout. Dead internet theory. Calling out the bot. Rambo in reading glasses? Manufactured oppression at a Starbucks. Step out of line. Minecraft lib...

Bill is just fine. Who did you think you were hiring? Is there a new platform possible? Goebbels banned comedians for making fun of the regime, too. George Carlin knew it long ago. Schrodinger's List bringback? Loomer's "principles"? Switch you...

Pushing a putty?

RFK Jr. and Gerald the Worm drop in unexpectedly. 29 day stacked orders? Louisiana Lockup or Bayou Buchenwald? Did AI let it fly? 

Brain drain is a very real thing. Pirro is a zero. 

Crackers barreling. Bed, Bad, & Beyond. Savant Khrushchev? Should Zelensky wear a tan suit next time? Why are all of the woke parts of the Bible written in red? Is Herr Pluggs making Macrohard? Sorbo-y? Does the title read in my head like t...

JD Vacay, the VP of a thousand vacations. Loomer looming. Soap operas are disgusting. Does Dean Cain need a mask with ICE since nobody recognizes him anyway? 

He's not Nero. Nero could fiddle. Are we abusing dildos? A gangbang at an R2D2 factory?

Make Epstein Go Away? Make America Gold Again? What's Felonious Musk up to? Were Mike and Shelby both wearing Savannah Sand Gnats hats this week?

Is Chelsea in the files? Why is he keeping the trophy?