Illuminati illuminated by illiterates. Revlon at the Pentagon? He gives holidays a bad name. Receipt deceit. Band Aid 2.0? Scrotal recall? Can Shelby write the Tooth Fairy off on his taxes? We discuss this and all of the other biggest topics th...

Law enforcement cosplay. An autism registry? Odometer shenanigans. Why is Signal not advertising how likely you'll get inside war room chat? Shelby's travel travails. All that and more (pardons) in this week's episode.

How are people still sending the Jim's money? Was Tammy Faye ever on SNL? We're so make funnable now. Emotional support chicken? Does Mar-a-Lago have a golden dome defense system? We'll ruminate.

Can Big Balls also use a microscope? Are we really going to teach our kids A1 that early? Did Stormy Daniels steal Shelby's joke? Don't let your teen date Chuck. And who is Ron Vara? We investigate so you don't have to.

What happened to the egg price uproar? Scrotal Rejuvenation. The Enola Gay is DEI? Is Musk the best check writer? Will Shelby see the hair? Also, did Mike possibly record this in mono? Tune in and find out.