Socrates begins to question being just a head. We need to get him a body ASAP!Turns out turning dozens of innocent people into vampires takes a toll on one's own body and soul. We become more feral, but don't worry, we're still hot!<...

Welcome to Bonetel Philadelphia! Any time of year, you can find an early grave here! Loki writes a nice little entry about his new employee of the month, Barry Galdi.Its name is not Miriam Liquid. The wet mass of worm-like stuff cannot b...

A new servant is hired! Loki Skeletonson becomes a real american by starting a business and licking some toes!Miriam Liquid is a truly mysterious figure, but makes an offer Loki is unable to refuse. An innocent toe licking turns to a biz...

Alf isn't very impressed by his new roommate, The head of Socrates. They try to get along. A 70-year epic journey around Europe to America awaits! As 18th century evil Robocop follows our guy and destroys the life he tries to build ...

A box appears! Something jiggles inside it! It talks, is immortal and turns out to be the leader of the symposioum!100 years go by as Alf tries to outrun the 18th century evil Robocop following him. He makes the grand journey across the ...