Welcome to CASTLE KARLSTEIN! (Cue thunder rumbling sfx)In the evil nazi castle our guy is yet again betrayed by those he cares about the most.Whoever said that the film business is ageist is clearly wrong. There are good parts for...

It's nazi time! 1939 Prague is a nasty place to be especially when evil nazi scientists are looking for you.Christopher Miracleman the B-class monster movie actor based in London is approached by a figure holding two historical journals ...

Just a bunch of Guyes livin' in New York city! Our guy relocates and gets some friends to go drink and talk about baseball with.As a model for the propaganda department of the Allied forces, our guy catches feelings towards the artist pa...

If you want to blend in, baseball is the way. Our guy gets some friends in New York and learns some modern lingo.The Great war continues and The United States join in. Our guy gets drafted but is given a rather unique role. He excels at ...

A transcontinental trip in a portable hotel is here! We get to San Diego and start up a mystical herbologist's cart.A deep slumber leads to our guy waking up in 1910. How will our hero find his place in this new and changed world? Who kn...

You can only be the hottest playboy mogul for so long before you get taken down. Loki and Barriett Galdi ride the Oregon trail to San Diego, and set up a snakeoil salescart!Sometimes snakeoil goes bad, and this time it causes our guy to ...

It's Miss America time at Bonetel Philadelphia! Who gets to win and become the body for an old greek guy? Find out!Loki compares two different versions of the same events from two different journals. He realizes how others see him. Hot. ...

Socrates begins to question being just a head. We need to get him a body ASAP!Turns out turning dozens of innocent people into vampires takes a toll on one's own body and soul. We become more feral, but don't worry, we're still hot!<...

Welcome to Bonetel Philadelphia! Any time of year, you can find an early grave here! Loki writes a nice little entry about his new employee of the month, Barry Galdi.Its name is not Miriam Liquid. The wet mass of worm-like stuff cannot b...

A new servant is hired! Loki Skeletonson becomes a real american by starting a business and licking some toes!Miriam Liquid is a truly mysterious figure, but makes an offer Loki is unable to refuse. An innocent toe licking turns to a biz...

Alf isn't very impressed by his new roommate, The head of Socrates. They try to get along. A 70-year epic journey around Europe to America awaits! As 18th century evil Robocop follows our guy and destroys the life he tries to build ...

A box appears! Something jiggles inside it! It talks, is immortal and turns out to be the leader of the symposioum!100 years go by as Alf tries to outrun the 18th century evil Robocop following him. He makes the grand journey across the ...

Alf is in for some gentle journaling about his good friend-with-benefits.Hit the theme music, because the sporting contest of popehood is here! The team comes together, and some end up going their seperate ways.What lies in the fu...

I think someone who thinks is now back! Therefore he comes to find Alf! The Dee is back for more, and he is going to get it.Papal Kombat is on! Who wins, who loses, and how the fuck did Bob get here?Content warning: Profanity, sex...

Alf "Loki" Skeletonsson learns to play the sport of the circle of life. It is the perfect counterattack to Father Weissnegger's vile and twisted ways.Alf travels where no person should ever have to go - Assevillers, the village of the tw...

Another 10 years go by in the frozen land of Nor Way. This time not filled with insanity, loneliness and cod-husbands, but rather joy, union and purpose. Papal Kombat is koming, and Alf needs a team, ASAP!Alf Skeletonsson ret...

This week's journal scribblings turn out to be a mix of desperate escape and going-a-bit-crazy-in-a-cave. But at least the cave's got a view! Guy Skeleton changes his name yet again, and finds a new direction to his life.Content warning:...

Exit pursued by The Hunky Monk, Arnold Weissnegger!Guy Skeleton ends up in a cave in Lapland, and tries (unsuccessfully) to distance himself from the world. Content warning: Profanity, death, bankingFollow S...

This time the entries in the journal hava Guy Skeleton encounter a member of The Symposium, Vampire hunter D: René Descartes. Fucking is on the table. Then mr. Skeleton does what all freaks do when they wish to disappear. He joins t...

Everything changes as Vampire Hunter D approaches and offers the D.Guy Skeleton flees Paris to join the freakiest of freakshows - a circus!Content warning: Profanity, sex with a philosopher, Nico TwinklefangFollo...

This time the journal launches Marcel a total of 60 years into the future. He changes less than the mortals in his life.Before enslaving family Garibaldi, our guy reflects on his 60-year long marriage.Content warning: Profanity, m...

The mysterious mystery of the Zed family is revealed!The saga of Garibaldi x Guido comes to an end - 50 years into the future!Content warning: Profanity, murder, [insert joke here]Follow Solotude: A journaling rp...

The journal entries found here are a combination of therapy and murder. Both scientifically proven to be good for you! We move to Paris and finally deal with Garibaldi, in a manner of speaking.Content warning: Profanity, murder, general ...

It's episode 7! Vampire psychotherapy is in! Also we pack our bags (with 80kg of pure Garibaldi) and move somewhere new!We also learn an important tidbit of japanese history, so pay attention.Content warning: Profanity...

The journal entries in this episode take Guido for a ride! From the west side underground Space Jammers' holyball lair to a hypnotic meeting with Parisian nobility. Guido is getting frustrated because the world treats him like a paw...