Socrates begins to question being just a head. We need to get him a body ASAP!Turns out turning dozens of innocent people into vampires takes a toll on one's own body and soul. We become more feral, but don't worry, we're still hot!<...

Welcome to Bonetel Philadelphia! Any time of year, you can find an early grave here! Loki writes a nice little entry about his new employee of the month, Barry Galdi.Its name is not Miriam Liquid. The wet mass of worm-like stuff cannot b...

A new servant is hired! Loki Skeletonson becomes a real american by starting a business and licking some toes!Miriam Liquid is a truly mysterious figure, but makes an offer Loki is unable to refuse. An innocent toe licking turns to a biz...

Alf isn't very impressed by his new roommate, The head of Socrates. They try to get along. A 70-year epic journey around Europe to America awaits! As 18th century evil Robocop follows our guy and destroys the life he tries to build ...

A box appears! Something jiggles inside it! It talks, is immortal and turns out to be the leader of the symposioum!100 years go by as Alf tries to outrun the 18th century evil Robocop following him. He makes the grand journey across the ...

Alf is in for some gentle journaling about his good friend-with-benefits.Hit the theme music, because the sporting contest of popehood is here! The team comes together, and some end up going their seperate ways.What lies in the fu...

I think someone who thinks is now back! Therefore he comes to find Alf! The Dee is back for more, and he is going to get it.Papal Kombat is on! Who wins, who loses, and how the fuck did Bob get here?Content warning: Profanity, sex...

Alf "Loki" Skeletonsson learns to play the sport of the circle of life. It is the perfect counterattack to Father Weissnegger's vile and twisted ways.Alf travels where no person should ever have to go - Assevillers, the village of the tw...

Another 10 years go by in the frozen land of Nor Way. This time not filled with insanity, loneliness and cod-husbands, but rather joy, union and purpose. Papal Kombat is koming, and Alf needs a team, ASAP!Alf Skeletonsson ret...

This week's journal scribblings turn out to be a mix of desperate escape and going-a-bit-crazy-in-a-cave. But at least the cave's got a view! Guy Skeleton changes his name yet again, and finds a new direction to his life.Content warning:...

Exit pursued by The Hunky Monk, Arnold Weissnegger!Guy Skeleton ends up in a cave in Lapland, and tries (unsuccessfully) to distance himself from the world. Content warning: Profanity, death, bankingFollow S...

This time the entries in the journal hava Guy Skeleton encounter a member of The Symposium, Vampire hunter D: René Descartes. Fucking is on the table. Then mr. Skeleton does what all freaks do when they wish to disappear. He joins t...

Everything changes as Vampire Hunter D approaches and offers the D.Guy Skeleton flees Paris to join the freakiest of freakshows - a circus!Content warning: Profanity, sex with a philosopher, Nico TwinklefangFollo...

This time the journal launches Marcel a total of 60 years into the future. He changes less than the mortals in his life.Before enslaving family Garibaldi, our guy reflects on his 60-year long marriage.Content warning: Profanity, m...

The mysterious mystery of the Zed family is revealed!The saga of Garibaldi x Guido comes to an end - 50 years into the future!Content warning: Profanity, murder, [insert joke here]Follow Solotude: A journaling rp...

The journal entries found here are a combination of therapy and murder. Both scientifically proven to be good for you! We move to Paris and finally deal with Garibaldi, in a manner of speaking.Content warning: Profanity, murder, general ...

It's episode 7! Vampire psychotherapy is in! Also we pack our bags (with 80kg of pure Garibaldi) and move somewhere new!We also learn an important tidbit of japanese history, so pay attention.Content warning: Profanity...

The journal entries in this episode take Guido for a ride! From the west side underground Space Jammers' holyball lair to a hypnotic meeting with Parisian nobility. Guido is getting frustrated because the world treats him like a paw...

This episode brings us a secret volleyball cult planning a takeover of the league. We also meet a Parisian noble vampire, who just might know Guido's parents.Content warning: Profanity, murder, references to Space Jam (1996)

A headless head monk becomes artisinal italian sausage. Guido and Garibaldi start their unhealthy unlife together in Firenze!Content warning: Profanity, murder, Wurstkraft 2000Follow Solotude: A journaling rpg podcast o...

In this episode we sadly see a loved one peacefully pass away as a result of a bloodthirsty murder. Also Guido moves to a new region!Content warning: Profanity, murderFollow Solotude: A journaling rpg podcast on:...

This episode contains the journal entries for the character creation prompts we played through in episode 1.We take a walk through a few key moments of Guido Lanzoni's life, and see how he actually fell from the grace of god and turned i...

Here we go! Join me in a campaign of 1000 year old vampire!This episode is a summary of relevant game rules, and we get to create a Guy and see him turn into a vampire!Content warning: Profanity, death, a gay romp with a monk....

The blood-sucking season 1 is upon us! Get your coffins pimped up for an actual play campaign of Thousand year old vampire, a solo journaling ttrpg by designer/genius/good boy Tim Hutchings.The show launches August 4th! New e...