Smith and Hazel
Two middle-aged dudes, a fridge full of beer, and no business having a podcast.
Smith and Hazel
(Ep 5) Apocalypse Now, Toga Later
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This week, the guys assemble the ultimate zombie apocalypse survival guide—except it’s less Navy SEALs and more “guys who peaked at a keg party in 1994.”
They have what can only be described as creative survival strategies: barricading themselves in Costco because who doesn’t want unlimited snacks when civilization collapses, considering a deserted island (fingers crossed for decent Wi-Fi), plotting to commandeer a cruise ship for endless buffets and questionable decisions, or fortifying a cement factory—because nothing says “safe zone” like industrial-grade monotony and heavy machinery
Then it's a hard pivot (and we mean hard) into chaotic college memories: toga parties that smelled like sausage and illegal rooftop plumbing experiments.
It's dumb. It's dangerous. It's the most fun you’ll have while society collapses.
Warning: Explicit content, poor life choices, and unlicensed zombie strippers ahead.
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