Smith and Hazel
Two middle-aged dudes, a fridge full of beer, and no business having a podcast.
Episodes
61 episodes
Ep (60) Hispanic Heritage Month: We Apologize in Advance 🌮🇲🇽🍻💀😂
Joey kicks things off with a recap of his AC/DC concert, proving that even at 70 years old, those rock legends can still bring the house down. From there, Hoosier decides it's time to celebrate Hispanic Heritage Month in the only way this podca...
(Ep 59) From Taints to Aliens: How Did We Get Here? 🍑👽😂
This week, the guys kick things off with some listener feedback that puts Hoosier’s questionable math skills from last week on trial and somehow comes with another “How Much Would It Take?” question for the guys to debate.Then...
(Ep 58) How Much Would It Take? 💰🐍🍕
The guys are back, and this week they’ve got NFL QB injury drama hitting a little too close to home. They also take a look at Caleb Williams’ latest injury situation, including the dramatic reactions and photo shoots that have Joey q...
(Ep 57)From Poop to Clancy: A Series of Bad Segues 💩🎙️🤦♂️🔥
Joey finally gives Hoosier a chance to speak after completely dominating the microphone last week and apparently the listeners had some feelings about it. The guys dive into more listener feedback, including your picks and predictions from thei...
(Ep 56) NFL Spectacular Part Deux: This Time It’s Personal 🏈💩🔥🏆
The NFL is BACK, baby! And that means the guys are back with another completely reliable, definitely-not-going-to-age-poorly attempt at predicting how the NFL season will play out.TJ returns for his annual appearance as the gu...
(Ep 55)Beer, Boobs & Bad Takes 🍺🍈🔥
The guys kick things off with a few beers and dive into listener feedback on their sitcom draft including the shows they somehow forgot to pick. Then things take a turn as they debate whether everyone on Yellowstone is a dick and whe...
(Ep 54) AI Mel Kiper Is Back: The Ultimate Sitcom Draft 📺🏈🔥
We kick things off with some quick movie and TV talk before getting down to business with another AI draft. Joey and Hoosier take turns building their dream rosters of the greatest sitcoms of all time.And because neither...
(Ep 53) Kentucky, Bourbon & The Scat Man 🥃🤘
This week, the guys take you along for a recap of their trip to Kentucky to visit some old friendsThey break down the distillery tours, questionable amounts of Bourbon, day drinking, floating, and cliff jumping, before getting...
(Ep52) Small Talk, Small Dicks & Big Problems 🍆😂🏃♂️🏈
Things start off surprisingly calm this week as Hoosier brings some positive news from IU football to the table. He then takes over with reviews of a few movies he’s watched lately, giving his brutally honest opinions on whether they...
(Ep 51) What Really Grinds Our Gears: Hoosier Gets Us Canceled
This week, the guys throw all filters out the window and air every grievance they've been holding onto. From mushy bars of soap and corporate buzzwords to slow walkers, loud chewers, and yes, blue haired fat drivers, nothing is safe....
(Ep 50)🎉 Episode 50: We Somehow Made It! 🍻💨
Fifty episodes and somehow we're still allowed to have microphones.This milestone episode kicks off with a quick Summer of Bags update, featuring yet another kickball injury because apparently Joey's body wasn't built for recr...
(Ep49)Crash Landing with Lanc: The Mackenzie Shirilla Case 🚗💥🎙️
This week the guys are joined by a special guest, Lanc from Kentucky, to break down one of the most talked about true crime documentaries around: The Crash, covering the case of Mackenzie Shirilla.Was it a tragic acci...
(Ep 48) The Italian Adventures of Grande Giuseppe 🇮🇹
Joey is back from Italy, and he's bringing home way more than souvenirs.This week, Hoosier sits back as Joey recounts the adventures of his Italian vacation, starting with a delayed flight and an unforgettable old Irish man wh...
(Ep 47)The Hoosier Potpourri Spectacular 🎭
The Summer of Bags rolls on and somehow there's already another injury. This week's update includes fresh wounds, plenty of blood, and further evidence that summer may be trying to kill him.Then it's time for the Hoosier Po...
(Ep 46) World Cup Fever (Sort Of) Has Arrived! 🌎⚽
The boys are fully diving into World Cup madness this week or at least as much as two guys who know absolutely nothing about soccer can.You can practically feel Hoosier's excitement as early red cards are handed out and he pas...
(Ep 45) Concussed, Confused & Aroused 🤕🤯😏
This week the boys kick things off with some FIFA World Cup talk or maybe Joey’s just suffering from another brutal case of Summer of Bags CTE after getting absolutely wrecked in kickball. Either way, the medical updates keep coming....
(Ep44) The Summer of Bags Begins 🌞💼💨👽🎮
The Summer of Bags officially begins as Joey channels his inner George Costanza and declares it’s time for a comeback season. Unfortunately, much like George, it starts with a few embarrassing moments. What exactly did Joey spray in ...
(Ep43) Memorial Day Meat Rankings: AI Mel Kiper Strikes Again🍔🌭🍺🇺🇸
This week the boys fire up the grills and crack open some Memorial Day beers for a holiday episode packed with BBQ stories, draft chaos, and absolute nonsense. The guys debates the ultimate Memorial Day setup from meats and sides to ...
(Ep 42) Graduations, “True Story” Movies (Rudy Still Sucks), and UFO Files for Nerds 🚀👽🎓
This week the guys kick things off by apologizing for missing last week’s episode due to graduation obligations. They recap their graduation adventures, including the important questions: did Joey steal a beer glass, and did Hoosier’...
(Ep 41) The Drinking Game Disaster: From Sex Stats to Shit Stories 🍻🎲💩
This week’s episode is absolute chaos in the best way.The guys kick things off by diving into listener feedback from the Snack Draft, breaking down the hits, the misses, and the surprisingly passionate takes on crème pies. Hoo...
(Ep 40) The Snack Draft: Kiper, Chaos & Creme Pies 🏈🥧🎙️🔥
The guys kick things off breaking down the latest NFL Draft winners, losers, shocking picks, and the teams that may have completely lost the plot. What starts as a normal football conversation quickly goes off the rails into debates ...
(Ep39) The Manhood Ruler™ (No Taffy Tips Allowed) 🍆📏
This week’s episode starts off like a normal show with some beers and then immediately drives straight off a cliff.Joey kicks things off by reading listener feedback, which somehow turns a fun Notre Dame & Coors Light stor...
(Ep 38) Zack Morris Is Trash & So Are We (Who the Hell Is Canoe Reeves?) 😂🔥🤷♂️
This week’s episode kicks off with a quick apology for missing last week’s show (blame Easter… and maybe poor planning). But they waste no time diving right back into the chaos with a listener email updating us on the ongoing Hoosier...
(Ep 37) Unicorn Farts, Useless Apps & Unbelievable Names ✨📱😆
This week’s episode kicks off with Joey discovering his new favorite beer called Unicorn Farts, a glitter filled masterpiece that raises the important question of, does it make your poop pretty? Science may never recover.From ...
(Ep 36)Hoosier’s Heated, Joey’s Scissoring & AITA Gone Wrong 🎧😳
This week the guys kick things off with some March Madness chatter, sparked by a listener email about their earliest bracket memories. Naturally, Joey’s involves some questionable gambling decisions back in the 6th grade. Hoosier get...
