Smith and Hazel
Two middle-aged dudes, a fridge full of beer, and no business having a podcast.
Episodes
42 episodes
(Ep 41) The Drinking Game Disaster: From Sex Stats to Shit Stories 🍻🎲💩
This week’s episode is absolute chaos in the best way.The guys kick things off by diving into listener feedback from the Snack Draft, breaking down the hits, the misses, and the surprisingly passionate takes on crème pies. Hoo...
(Ep 40) The Snack Draft: Kiper, Chaos & Creme Pies 🏈🥧🎙️🔥
The guys kick things off breaking down the latest NFL Draft winners, losers, shocking picks, and the teams that may have completely lost the plot. What starts as a normal football conversation quickly goes off the rails into debates ...
(Ep39) The Manhood Ruler™ (No Taffy Tips Allowed) 🍆📏
This week’s episode starts off like a normal show with some beers and then immediately drives straight off a cliff.Joey kicks things off by reading listener feedback, which somehow turns a fun Notre Dame & Coors Light stor...
(Ep 38) Zack Morris Is Trash & So Are We (Who the Hell Is Canoe Reeves?) 😂🔥🤷♂️
This week’s episode kicks off with a quick apology for missing last week’s show (blame Easter… and maybe poor planning). But they waste no time diving right back into the chaos with a listener email updating us on the ongoing Hoosier...
(Ep 37) Unicorn Farts, Useless Apps & Unbelievable Names ✨📱😆
This week’s episode kicks off with Joey discovering his new favorite beer called Unicorn Farts, a glitter filled masterpiece that raises the important question of, does it make your poop pretty? Science may never recover.From ...
(Ep 36)Hoosier’s Heated, Joey’s Scissoring & AITA Gone Wrong 🎧😳
This week the guys kick things off with some March Madness chatter, sparked by a listener email about their earliest bracket memories. Naturally, Joey’s involves some questionable gambling decisions back in the 6th grade. Hoosier get...
(Ep 35) Burger Wars, Frat Nicknames & The Legend of One Wipe Man 🍔🍻🧻
The guys kick things off this week diving into the CEO burger wars, where fast food big shots are showing if they can actually eat there own food. Naturally, that somehow turns into a quick detour into an Arc Raiders story that...
(Ep 34) Shuck Around and Find Out: Pocket Dogs & Bad Decisions 🦪🌭🍻🎰
This week the boys recap their questionable life choices from the weekend trip to the legendary Delaware Oyster Eat. Joey rolled in at 11am sharp to join the crew from the Duh It Down Podcast for a live broadcast, but the re...
(Ep 33) Fat Shaming, Fry Rankings & Fear Boners 🍔🍟😱😂
This week’s episode kicks off with immediate violence of the verbal kind. Hoosier comes out hot with some good old fashioned fat shaming, which of course sends Joey spiraling straight into the arms of America’s true comfort system fa...
(Ep.32) The Olympics Are Temporary, Arc Raiders Is Forever🎮🥇🔥
This week the boys go for the gold and immediately trip over the hurdles. They dive into the Olympics, including the weirdest events ever conceived by humans with too much free time. We’re talking plunging, poodle clipping, and other...
(Ep 31) Just Hanging Around😬🪢😵
This week, the guys are back on their absolute stupidity. Things kick off with some serious hair talk and no, not just what’s on your head. From there it’s a full on potpourri of topics including Poopourri, Viagra, and other things t...
(Ep 30) The Murdaugh Murders: Crimes, Coincidences, and Huh?🕵️♂️⚖️🤔💀
Hoosier gave Joey Bags some homework this week to dig into the wild, twisted saga of the Murdaugh family murders. Joey shows up (mostly) prepared, and the guys break down the case that has more plot twists than a more plot twists tha...
(Ep 29) Conspiracy Theories: Birds Aren’t Real & Bigfoot Knows It👣👀
What if Bigfoot is real… and birds are just government drones?This week we spiral into conspiracy theory chaos, covering everything from the Loch Ness Monster and Bigfoot to the moon landing, ancient pyramids, JFK, an...
(Ep 28) Gross or Acceptable: Poop Phones, Bad Drivers & A Turn We Didn't Expect💩📱🐶👅🤮
Joey kicks things off by introducing Hoosier to a new game, "Gross or Acceptable," tackling life’s most divisive questions including dogs licking faces, picking your nose, and whether a phone that’s seen the bathroom is ever truly cl...
(Ep 27) We Started Talking Reality TV… Then Montoya and Soaking Happened😳📺💦
The boys kick things off the only way they know how drinking beers and a quick, regrettable trip down husky pants memory lane. From there, it’s straight into the chaotic world of reality TV, past and present.They remini...
(Ep 26) Happy New Year 🎆🥂 (Same Podcast, Worse Decisions 🤡🍻🔥)
Ring in the New Year with the boys as they kick things off by wishing everyone a Happy New Year and revisiting their most memorable—or most forgotten—NYE moments. Joey admits he rang in the new year at home watching the Stranger ...
(Ep 25). The Guys Interview The Brooklyn Brawler (Steve Lombardi)
This week the guys sit down with a true workhorse of professional wrestling — The Brooklyn Brawler. With a career spanning decades, the Brawler shares stories from inside the locker room, life on the road, and what it was like working du...
(Ep 24) 🎄 The Christmas Spectacular 🎄
It’s the most wonderful mess of the year. The guys kick things off by uncovering Joey’s gift-wrapping technique best described as a monkey fighting a roll of tape. From there, they dive deep into forgotten Christmas movies, argue ove...
(Ep 23) CFP Dreams, Urban Dictionary Nightmares 🏈💩😱
This week’s episode kicks off with Hoosier absolutely strutting like he personally coached the team, crowing about Indiana crashing the CFP while Joey pretends not to care (he cares). From there, the boys take a few necessary shots at the baby ...
(Ep22) Middle School Memories: Rum Candies, Awkward Moments & Turd Bag Shaming 🍬🤦♂️💩
The guys dive into their gloriously awkward middle school years, including Hoosier going from looking like he was built out of spare parts from a LEGO bin to suddenly becoming the guy everyone blamed for their “funny feelings” in hom...
(Ep 21) Beer, Legos & Blumpkins: The Holy Trinity 🍺🧱🚽
The boys kick things off by thawing out Mariah Carey for her annual holiday rampage, then immediately ruin the Christmas spirit with back-to-back quizzes. Hoosier puts Joey Bags through a brutally unnecessary beer quiz, and ...
(Ep 20)🦃🍺 Thanksgiving Special: Turkey, Booze & Bad Stories 🤦♂️🔥
This week, Joey Bags and Hoosier serve up a full Thanksgiving platter of chaos. The guys kick things off with their shitty Night-Before-Thanksgiving stories—the kind that make you thankful you survived your 20s. They debate ...
(Ep 19) This Episode Has Too Much Penis… and Somehow Not Enough🍆🤦♂️😂
In this week’s episode, we dive into Things Men Do That Disgust Women—a list so long we had to keep Hoosier from adding footnotes. Then we take a hard left into Crazy Church Stories, because nothing pairs better wit...
(Ep18) Smurf Me, Marry Me, Kill Me 💦🔪🧢🐒
It’s No Nut November and the boys are absolutely losing it. Things start innocent enough with a game of F–Marry–Kill featuring cartoon characters , but quickly spiral into Hoosier confessing his unhealthy knife fetish and the arrival o...
