Smith and Hazel
Two middle-aged dudes, a fridge full of beer, and no business having a podcast.
Episodes
25 episodes
(Ep 24) 🎄 The Christmas Spectacular 🎄
It’s the most wonderful mess of the year. The guys kick things off by uncovering Joey’s gift-wrapping technique best described as a monkey fighting a roll of tape. From there, they dive deep into forgotten Christmas movies, argue ove...
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Episode 24
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1:05:39
(Ep 23) CFP Dreams, Urban Dictionary Nightmares 🏈💩😱
This week’s episode kicks off with Hoosier absolutely strutting like he personally coached the team, crowing about Indiana crashing the CFP while Joey pretends not to care (he cares). From there, the boys take a few necessary shots at the baby ...
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Episode 23
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1:12:18
(Ep22) Middle School Memories: Rum Candies, Awkward Moments & Turd Bag Shaming 🍬🤦♂️💩
The guys dive into their gloriously awkward middle school years, including Hoosier going from looking like he was built out of spare parts from a LEGO bin to suddenly becoming the guy everyone blamed for their “funny feelings” in hom...
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Episode 22
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54:34
(Ep 21) Beer, Legos & Blumpkins: The Holy Trinity 🍺🧱🚽
The boys kick things off by thawing out Mariah Carey for her annual holiday rampage, then immediately ruin the Christmas spirit with back-to-back quizzes. Hoosier puts Joey Bags through a brutally unnecessary beer quiz, and ...
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Episode 21
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1:07:35
(Ep 20)🦃🍺 Thanksgiving Special: Turkey, Booze & Bad Stories 🤦♂️🔥
This week, Joey Bags and Hoosier serve up a full Thanksgiving platter of chaos. The guys kick things off with their shitty Night-Before-Thanksgiving stories—the kind that make you thankful you survived your 20s. They debate ...
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Episode 20
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1:03:48
(Ep 19) This Episode Has Too Much Penis… and Somehow Not Enough🍆🤦♂️😂
In this week’s episode, we dive into Things Men Do That Disgust Women—a list so long we had to keep Hoosier from adding footnotes. Then we take a hard left into Crazy Church Stories, because nothing pairs better wit...
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Episode 19
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1:02:23
(Ep18) Smurf Me, Marry Me, Kill Me 💦🔪🧢🐒
It’s No Nut November and the boys are absolutely losing it. Things start innocent enough with a game of F–Marry–Kill featuring cartoon characters , but quickly spiral into Hoosier confessing his unhealthy knife fetish and the arrival o...
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Episode 18
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1:11:35
(Ep 17) Ghouls Gone Wild👻🎃🧛♀️
The boys are feeling spooky as they dive into all things Halloween. They kick things off with a heated (and slightly drunk) debate over the most controversial candy on Earth: Candy Corn. Love it or hate it, someone’s getting a root...
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Episode 17
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1:07:37
(Ep 16) Gen X Toys: Mischief, Mayhem & Stretchy Things 🧠🫣🫡
It’s time to bust out the dusty toy chest and a questionable amount of childhood trauma. In this episode, the guys dive deep into the glory days of Gen X toys—when screens were tiny, plastic was king, and every toy smelled vaguely li...
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Episode 16
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1:10:44
(Ep 15) Wheel of Impersonations (…and Mic Mayhem)🎤💥🤦♂️
This week, the guys try to power through a technical nightmare as their microphones wage war against them. But the show must go on—especially when “Wheel of Impersonations” is involved.From chaotic Peter Griffi...
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Episode 15
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1:06:25
(Ep 14) Alternate Timelines & Illegal Snack Crimes🍩🚫🕒⚡️
This week, the guys fire up the flux capacitor and head straight into Hollywood’s alternate universe where Eric Stoltz actually stayed in Back to the Future and John Travolta turned down the chance to say, “Life is ...
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Episode 14
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1:03:30
(Ep 13) Merkin Potpourri 🌮🍆💋
This week’s episode is a chaotic grab bag of nonsense that no one asked for but you’re getting anyway. The guys kick things off by bravely (and very incorrectly) attempting to mansplain women’s anatomy like they’re teaching a 7th-gra...
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Episode 13
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1:11:32
(Ep 12) The One Where Joey Keeps Yelling Beat It
This week’s episode starts with a “harmless” impromptu trivia game that spirals faster than Joey Bags’ attention span at a strip club buffet. Between brain farts and breakdowns, Joey can’t stop yelling “Beat it!” like a horny Michael...
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Episode 12
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1:16:28
(Ep11) Pagers, Lawn Darts, and Catalog Confessions 📟🎯📖
This week the guys hop in a time machine fueled by Crystal Pepsi and head straight back to the 80s and 90s. Remember payphones so dirty you needed a tetanus shot just to make a call? Or skating rinks where the only safety equipment w...
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Episode 11
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58:50
(Ep 10) Exotic Pets & Ozempic Regrets💩🐒💉
This week’s episode kicks off with the guys debating which exotic animals they’d adopt… until it quickly devolves (as it always does) into a conversation about every bodily function known to man. From poop jokes to humping hypotheticals, nothin...
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Episode 10
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46:52
(Ep 9) NFL SPECTACULAR🏈🍺💩
It’s football season, baby! Buckle up, degenerates, it’s the NFL Spectacular, and for the first time ever the boys dragged in a special guest: Smith & Hazel’s very own football “expert” TJ . Together they march th...
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Episode 9
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49:58
(Ep8) Back to School Special🎓🍻
Class is officially in session, and the guys are serving up a syllabus of bad decisions. This trip down memory lane includes cars getting swallowed by the ocean, drunken fist fights, klepto adventures, and enough bodily fluids to qualify as a c...
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Episode 8
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50:13
(Ep 7) Clock Out, Drink Up, Fight Beetles
The guys start off with a breakdown of what’s in their glasses for the night (because priorities). From there, it’s a trip back to their younger days, revisiting the jobs that paid just enough for cheap beer and gas money, along with the kind o...
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Episode 7
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1:01:38
(Ep 6) C’s Get Degrees: Stern Lost His Job, We Lost Our GPAs
This week, the guys crack open their college transcripts, many beers and instantly regret it. Between the sea of C’s, a few well-earned D’s courtesy of too many nights at the campus bar, and the occasional A in crucial academic subjects like
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Episode 6
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54:02
(Ep 5) Apocalypse Now, Toga Later
This week, the guys assemble the ultimate zombie apocalypse survival guide—except it’s less Navy SEALs and more “guys who peaked at a keg party in 1994.” They have what can only be described as creative survival strategies:...
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Episode 5
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41:01
(Ep 4) Happy Gilmore 2 Review and some Sequels Too
The boys crack open way too many beers and dive headfirst into the chaos that is Happy Gilmore 2. Is it a hole-in-one or a cinematic double bogey? Along the way, they spiral into a messy debate about the best and worst movie sequels of...
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Episode 4
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53:40
(Ep3) Punch Out, Power Ups and Probes
This week, we button-mash our way through a mess of topics that definitely don’t belong together, but somehow make sense in our brains.We start by blowing into ancient Nintendo cartridges like it's 1994 - because yes, your childhood was ...
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Episode 3
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51:58
(Ep. 2) TV Hot Takes, Our Goggins Obsession, and Can Hoosier Survive a Snake Fight
This week, we cover essential TV picks you need to be watching (or at least pretending you’ve seen at parties). We get into our borderline obsessive respect for Walton Goggins, the only man who can make southern charm feel vaguely thre...
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Episode 2
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53:50
(Ep 1) Brews, Sandler, and a Smelly Surprise
This week on Smith and Hazel, Joey Bags and Hoosier crack open some beers and even more questionable opinions. First up: a quick, sudsy dive into their favorite brew of the evening (one of them swears by a beer so light, it might legal...
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Episode 1
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