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(Ep39) The Manhood Ruler™ (No Taffy Tips Allowed) 🍆📏

Joey Bags Episode 39

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This week’s episode starts off like a normal show with some beers and then immediately drives straight off a cliff.

Joey kicks things off by reading listener feedback, which somehow turns a fun Notre Dame & Coors Light story into one of the dumbest tangents in podcast history. Hoosier’s latest billion dollar Shark Tank idea the ManRuler™ (patent absolutely pending). No taffy tips allowed!!

From there, things spiral into a full blown deep dive on… well, let’s just say anatomical records and why Hoosier somehow knows way too many details. Eventually, they attempt to steer the ship back to listener feedback, only to discover it’s mostly people correcting Joey’s version of reality. Shocking no one, multiple stories, including the toga party and bonfire incidents are officially walked back due to “creative memory.”

Naturally, the guys squeeze in another “Chevy Chase is a nightmare” story, because that’s basically tradition at this point. Hoosier takes a brief detour into UFO territory (because of course he does), and somehow Arc Raiders comes up again, this time highlighting Joey as a full-blown liability who gets his own teammate killed.

They wrap up this beautiful disaster with tattoo talk including worst spots, most painful spots, and what questionable ink their currently rocking.

It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it might be their least educational episode yet. Enjoy.

#ManRuler, #JonahFalcon, #ArcRaiders, #CoorsLight

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