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  Forty Thousand Hurts
A podcast for people who don't know much about Warhammer by us - three people who don't know much about Warhammer.
El, Rosa & Holly are here to lead you by the hand as we stumble face first into the vast world of Warhammer 40,000.
      Podcasting since 2025 • 8 episodes
    
Forty Thousand Hurts
Latest Episodes
Episode 8: Talkin' 'bout that T'au
This week Lumi's taking over and is here to convert you to the T'au'va. That's right, it's faction focus time and Lumi is taking us on a combined book report/Tau lore journey. With no Holly this episode, and El suffering from a demonic i...
        
          
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    Episode 7: Incompetence in Crusading
This week we are back (albeit late), and El & Lumi have some exciting things to report. Fresh off the back of a recent game (thats right, we actually played!) we return to talk about the many, many, many ways in which we made mista...
        
          
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    Episode 6: Fun with Nuns With Guns
This week Holly takes the wheel as she tells us (and you) all about her faction, the Adepta Sororitas, the nuns with guns. She tells us who they are, what their vibe is, and most importantly why Holly chose them as her army!Because she's...
        
          
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    Episode 5: In Which We Discuss Painting
This week we are back baybeee! No more dry stuffy rules to wade through, we've got a palette full of energy and more discussion than you can shake a paintbrush at.Which is to say El, Rosa & Holly are back to share our feelings...
        
          
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    Episode 4: Welcome back to class (rules 101 part 2)
In this episode we finish off our intro to rules, as El desperately tries to hammer through A LOT OF RULES while Rosa and Holly continue to be excellently patient students. We cover setting up your table, missions, terrain, deployment AND ALSO ...
        
          
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