Forty Thousand Hurts
A podcast for people who don't know much about Warhammer by us - three people who don't know much about Warhammer.
El, Rosa & Holly are here to lead you by the hand as we stumble face first into the vast world of Warhammer 40,000.
Episodes
8 episodes
Episode 8: Talkin' 'bout that T'au
This week Lumi's taking over and is here to convert you to the T'au'va. That's right, it's faction focus time and Lumi is taking us on a combined book report/Tau lore journey. With no Holly this episode, and El suffering from a demonic i...
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Season 1
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Episode 8
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1:03:20
Episode 7: Incompetence in Crusading
This week we are back (albeit late), and El & Lumi have some exciting things to report. Fresh off the back of a recent game (thats right, we actually played!) we return to talk about the many, many, many ways in which we made mista...
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Season 1
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Episode 7
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1:10:24
Episode 6: Fun with Nuns With Guns
This week Holly takes the wheel as she tells us (and you) all about her faction, the Adepta Sororitas, the nuns with guns. She tells us who they are, what their vibe is, and most importantly why Holly chose them as her army!Because she's...
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Episode 6
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1:10:54
Episode 5: In Which We Discuss Painting
This week we are back baybeee! No more dry stuffy rules to wade through, we've got a palette full of energy and more discussion than you can shake a paintbrush at.Which is to say El, Rosa & Holly are back to share our feelings...
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1:03:48
Episode 4: Welcome back to class (rules 101 part 2)
In this episode we finish off our intro to rules, as El desperately tries to hammer through A LOT OF RULES while Rosa and Holly continue to be excellently patient students. We cover setting up your table, missions, terrain, deployment AND ALSO ...
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Episode 4
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1:09:34
Episode 3: Welcome to class (rules 101)
Today El dons the role of teacher, and starts to lead us through the basics of how 10th Edition 40K works, up to and including what an 'edition' is. Our episode-cum-classroom is set up as an easygoing space, as repeatedly demonstrated by Rosa a...
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Episode 3
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1:02:53
Episode 2: Splashing Around In The Lore
With a whole episode under the belt, El, Rosa & Holly take our second outing and paddle around in the shallow(ish) end of the Big Behemoth that is 40K lore. Of which there is so much. There is just SO MUCH.We talk about the imperium ...
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Episode 2
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Episode 1: What even is Warhammer 40K?
El, Rosa & Holly take our first steps into podcasting and talking 40K. In this pilot episode, we skim loose frameworks of the hobby - from playing wargames to niche internet arguments.Staying strictly on target, our conversation also...
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Episode 1
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