Episode 19: "i've had a long day"

In episode 19 of Girls Who Overshare, we’re back after a short break! Emma opens up about her first meltdown of 2026 😭 and Lydia is recovering from a hangover 🍸 We share some life updates, introduce a fun new TikTok segment (where we discuss a woman who’s been with her partner for six years and hasn’t heard 'I love you') 😳 and dive into the things we still can't do in our 20s—Emma still can’t drive 🚘and Lydia can’t tell time ⏰ Join us for some laughs and a bit of real talk 💗

Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:22

I can only address the elephant in the tough one. Yeah, no, Jake. That's in my that's in my notes. I knew before filming this I'm gonna sit down and I'm gonna explain myself because you guys deserve an explanation. Let's be real, I couldn't be bothered. We couldn't be bothered, but but also me and Lydia need to live our lives in order to bring you guys great stories. We need to live our stories, we need life to happen to us so you guys can feel entertained on a Thursday afternoon. Absolutely, but you were not last Thursday, no, and that is my fault. Apologies. You know, would we're just girls, you know. I had a crash out, huge crash out. It's quite a big one. It's the biggest one of 2026, biggest one of 2026. Biggest crash out of 2026. I sobbed, then sobbed some more. Yeah, the world was ending. But this is the brand. This is why we started Girls Who Overshare. Everything that we share with you guys, I love that it's coded into the brand and what we do. Yeah, it's all about oversharing, and I never wanted to going into this, I never wanted to paint out Mina Lydia's lives like they're perfect. No, and I want to let you guys in as much as possible. So I'm gonna be open and honest. But I'm gonna tell you I had a huge crash out, huge crash out, and that's okay. That's okay, but you know, things are looking up. I'm actually sick, I'm unwell, right? Emma's unwell. My voice is sort of leaving me. Emma said to me yesterday, she was like, my voice is it's not there. I was like, really? You were like, I had to do a mic check. Yeah, I laughed out loud. That message I had to do a mic check. That is so funny. Thanks, girl. I had to do a mic check. Lisa. Um no, genuinely, I was going to the office and I don't speak out loud. There's no one to talk to. I just get myself ready, get on the train. And when actually, when I go into the office, that's the first time I speak out loud for the day. But I feel like that's normal, right? That's so true. No one rang me. I wasn't talking to you, you were asleep. No, I had an yeah. Oh, was that this morning? Uh that was Tuesday. Okay, so Tuesday I left the house before you. We did not cross the house. Yeah, no, we didn't. We didn't on Tuesday morning. I was gone before you got up, so there was no interaction. Sometimes there's an overlap and we can kind of chit-chat a little bit. It was just, it was one of them ones where I went in and I went to say, I say hello, kings and queens, to the table. It's it's something I say to everyone. So when I say hello, kings and queens, to you, that means we're friends, that means we're close. But yeah, I say it in the office. I say hello, kings and queens, because there's kings and queens at my desk. Um, and it didn't come out. It didn't. I had to go. Did everyone look at you? Sorry, I went mic check. I went, hello, kings and queens. Yeah, but it came out still really bad. Anyway, everyone had a giggle, like whatever. It came out today though. That's good. Do you feel like Phoebe Buffet when she gets sick and she loses her voice and she becomes the best singer in the world? Be a little be a good little boy and get me a whiskey. Yeah. My sticky, sticky shoes. Um, yeah. Do I feel like that? You know, if I was dressed all sexy right now, I probably would.

SPEAKER_01 4:03

You know, like that.

SPEAKER_02 4:04

You know. She wears like a fur hat and but yeah, um, we can only apologise for last week being absent. And the thing is, we want to give you the best content. We want to give you real content. We don't want to feel like we're putting it on, but I just don't think we could have given a hundred percent. No, no. Um, but we have not missed an episode since we started. True. Apart from last week. So is this episode 19? 18? Oh my god, it is 19. We're almost at 20, guys. Oh my god, that's really exciting. That's exciting. Um, but look, I can't say it won't happen again, because it might, you know. It might go. Things will happen. It might. But we will do our best to make sure that they go out each week for you guys. We're also working girls. Yeah. I mean, why would I wish we were doing this full time? Well, we can't say more on that. No. But yeah, I apologize, my voice is just like a little bit croaky. I might cough, I might sniffle, the nose region is looking a bit dry, a bit red. It's okay. I can only apologize. Okay. You just gotta keep it rolling. We've got to keep it rolling. Keep it stepping, as Dean says. But I Are you okay now? Well, I'm fine, but I thought you would be fresh as a daisy today, but you're not, and that's making me feel so great. No, so please tell us, Dean. I'm I'm a little bit hungover. Oh, I don't know what it is. I am a sensible Sally on a Saturday night. I'm coining the term. I'm a sensible Sally, I'm sensible, Susan. Um episode midweek, however. I love an afterwork drink, you know. Of course. Fucking love it. Also, it the weather wasn't too bad yesterday in London. Like it was light, there was no wind, it wasn't cold. The clocks changed too, so it's lighter too. That's what it worked. That's why it was light at six. Yeah. Yeah. So I was tempted to go for a drink. Also, someone went for a drink that never usually goes out. Ooh. I was like, you're going for a drink. You have to. Yeah, I was like, well, in that case, when's this cute little pub round the corner? I think my issue is I only like wine. So I'm drinking that in every scenario. Chilled, we're getting mash up, all the spectrum in between. That's what I'm drinking white wine. Pinot Rigio, please, a large Pinot. So everyone at the table had a pint. We went to Clink. I went, Oh, I'm the only one with a wine glass.

unknown 6:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:36

And everyone was like, Of course, you've got a wine glass. I was like, I am what I am. I don't like anything else. I don't like a pint. I like a bottle of Corona really cold, but it has to be like a barbecue. Because I'm conscious of like beer breath. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Like I don't want that. It's a bit gassy. Yeah. It's a bit gassy. It's very gassy. Crossecco's gassy too, but beer has this like smell. And I'm just like, I don't really want to be drinking that. So when someone's had their second pint, I'm on my second glass of wine, and like no food. It's six o'clock. I'm on my way to fucking Tipsy Town. Yeah. Yeah. Sessely happy. Um, yeah. And I was like, I'm I'm fine with this second one, like, I'm not gonna drink anymore. Um, drinks were bought for me. Ooh! Company card. Something like that, yeah. Uh I'm not gonna confirm or indeed. Yeah, of course. We will catch up afterwards. We haven't we haven't caught up today. No, and Emma and I do this thing where it's like we can only debrief on the night before in a particular time frame after the events have occurred. So if you're asking me at 9am how what my night was like, oh yeah, it wasn't super eventful, but it was also like I'm not yet ready to revisit it. You know, it wasn't particularly messy, some stuff happened, but nothing involving me, thank god. Okay, I was merely an observer, but it was funny, like everyone had a proper laugh, and I was like, Yeah, the summer vibes are coming. But I was like, shit, I'm on my third glass of wine. That's a bottle. A bottle. Were they both in it? Were they all large glasses? Yeah, yeah, you had a bottle to yourself. But Dean, you're you're a grown woman, you don't get drunk off one bottle like you did back in the day. No, and you know, you the biggest compliment was paid back and be goods, yeah. And the biggest compliment was paid to me yesterday. They were like, You've had four glasses of wine, and you're sturdy. I was like, I'm solid, mate. Run at me, solid, go on, and um, one story I will shed light on though, however, because it was hilarious, is I'd never been to this pub before. It was really cute. We sat outside, like the weather is weathering, and directly opposite where we were sat, I could see this glass window into like what looked like it was a building. I don't know if it was like an office or whatever. Anyway, you know the letters that you have to read when you go to an optician's, like there's the big letters and get smaller and smaller and smaller. Those were stuck on this window into this what I'm guessing it's an optician's, but this building, right? Oh, okay, right. And I've clocked it, and I like kind of ignore it like throughout the night, and then like four glasses of wine in me. I went, can you read that? And I covered into the girl's eyes. I went, read third row, go on, back to Pram. And we're all doing eye tests to go. I love that NYZ. That's so good. Perfect vision, mate. Perfect vision. I couldn't have clicked. So mate, but I woke up this morning and I was just like, oh god. I got in at like half twelve, came banging in, mate. Yeah, I heard you. Cling clang. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pasta pot on, clip clock, yeah, sauce in pan, ice water, hot water bottle made, straight to bed, laptop open, that Saravan is on. You have to watch something. Oh, you were eating, yeah. You were eating. Yeah, while I eat, oh I thought, yeah, right. I had to eat, I was starving, starving. Um, so I had um a bowl of pasta, watched a bit of that Saravan, back to as much water as I could, and then I woke up at eight o'clock, feeling okay, but not 100%. I was like, I need to get in the shower. I had a 9:15 meeting. Oh gosh. I was like, who put a meeting in the first hour? If you see in the first hour of the day, you are a criminal. Honestly, and it's every week, and it's uh when I'm not feeling fresh, it's just been an odd, odd week. And waking up today, I was just like, I can't wait just to get to six o'clock, and we made it, so it's okay. But god, I can't wait to wake up tomorrow and feel a little bit normal. This is also the lead up to bank hole weekend, so Friday everyone's off. Emma isn't, which is a shame she's working. I am. Um what can I say? No comment. No, um, so tomorrow is the last day of the working week. Um, however, oh wow, yeah, that's great. Almost there, mate. Almost there. Beautiful. I'm really looking forward to the four days, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's lovely. I'm really looking forward to to the four days. But another thing that's been consuming my life this this this week is um the Easter eggs that have blessed, cursed our household. Right, guys, we have Italy booked for our friends' wedding in September. The flights are booked, so we're gonna do a couple of days at the wedding. There's like a pre-party, wedding day, post-party, and then Emma and I I think we're gonna rent a car do the Amalfi Coast. Nice, that's the book holiday after all the madness. Yeah, but now we've booked it, it's like we ain't fucking about the gym, and the gym needs to see me. Yeah, those hot crust buns I'm walking past in the supermarket, they're staying there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. They're there all chocolate chip hot crust buns. However, our family have been kind enough to gift us some Easter eggs, but I don't know what it is about Easter egg chocolate. I just can't say no. Emma and I bought an Easter egg to share last week. I ate the whole fucking thing. It was cost effective to get the egg instead of the milk. It was. You had a tiny piece, I ate the whole fucking thing. Well, I went back for it the next day. And the bag of mini eggs. I saw your eyes go. I was cruel enough to leave the box under the table. I shouldn't have done that. I was misleading. It's like putting empty milk back in the fridge. Yeah, no, it's like, do you remember growing up where your mum used to like repurpose a biscuit tin? Oh lord, you'd open it and there's like fucking buttons in it. Well, I never forget when mum repurposed a butter tub and put icing in it, and I put ham and crackers on it, and I was eating it. I was like, something's wrong, and I can't quite. I was like, I was like, what is it? I just go, girls, I mean, Feeling and Lydia, try this. And we went, it's fucking icy sugar. Butter looks a little bit shiny. I was like, why is it iridescent? It was like pound lamb butter, like bright yellow butter. Mum used to make so don't be back in the fucking thing. I guess, yeah, because she's using butter, she just makes it in the pot. I know mum's giggling her ass after this right now. Feef, I love you. We love you, kids. Buttercream, a slice of ham on a Jacobs cracker. I've already hit the mic. Oh guys, we're out of practice. So sorry, the guys. We're out of practice. We're out of practice. Speaking of butter. Wait, wait, but okay. I've got butter story. Have you? Can I finish the egg story first? Absolutely, go ahead. I got into an in-depth conversation yesterday about why um Easter egg chocolate is better than barred chocolate. Ooh! It is. It is the shell full. The shell. I like my chocolate in the cupboard. However, Easter eggs have to go in the fridge because the snap, I don't know if it's just the cylinderness of the curved, curves. That's not a word. The curvaceousness of the curvature. The egg shell. That like when it's when you sit on the sofa with it, it's like you can only eat it in halves. How am I snapping off a little bit, eating that, and then not going back to it? Like, with a bar of chocolate, you snap off a row, you can kind of portion it out. With a whole Easter egg, you have to eat it in one fucking go. And that's what I've been doing at the minute, guys. And it's it's not good. Um, and I'm eyeballing your Easter eggs on the table over there. Best believe after we've had dinner tonight, I'm gonna have more. But isn't it just the best kind of chocolate? I agree. I don't know why it tastes like it's fresher, yeah. Fresher? Yeah. Uh if that's a word, it is. Yeah, it's the thinness of it. No, the extra thick fucking shell. Each shell I've had so far is extra thick. And usually sometimes it's maybe one side of the egg because they've clearly rotated it in the mould, and like the excess has to sit somewhere, but it's consistently thick across all the sides. I want that Easter egg to have whatever fucking chocolate bar is in that box. I want that chopped up, put in the egg, and put in the mold. So when I open the egg, I can see the remnants of the chocolate bar. Like the crunchy chocolate egg has honeycomb in the shell. I want the shell to be so thick, I have to crack this fucker on the floor. Yeah. You're dash overground. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I do you know what? I do like the Malteseer egg that I had last year, and it had bits. Listen, you don't like the Maltese egg, that's fine. You don't have to eat it. It's for me. It's for me. I'm shaking my head before you've even finished your side. Alright. I don't care if you don't like it. I like it. More for me. Yeah. Alright? I like it. I don't like you like the Kit Kat egg. Did you hear about the Kit Kat heist? No. Twelve tons of Kit Kats were robbed off the roads of Italy. Gone. Really? No Kit Kats. Recently. Gone. They both really. Guys, it's the first cough of the episode. Jesus. Do you even have water? Right. I can't remember. Fuck it. No, I'm I'm raw dogging it. We're here. Right. Rawdog it, babe. So Kit Kat released a statement, right? They really Ness Quick released a statement. Kit Kat released a statement, right? Sorry, put words in my mouth. Ever's trying to get the facts right, I'm guessing. Yeah, Kit Kat released a statement, but have you seen that trend at the minute where um brands are releasing statements where they apologize as like a hook and it makes you read it through or swipe? So annoying. I read it, first lines, I went, fuck off. It's not one of these posts, like late to the party. But Kit Kat released a statement. Um uh three days ago. We can confirm that 12 tonnes of Kit Kat products were stolen while in transit between our factory in central Italy and their destination in Poland. We're working closely with the local authorities and supply chain partners to investigate. Good news, there's no concerns for consumer safety and suppliers not affected. Thank you. 12 tons of Kit Kat. Where the fuck do you hide all that? That's a lot of Kit Kat. Those are being sold. Where where I've got questions. Why? One uh to maybe sell it on. Yeah. I was with listening to the radio the other day, and apparently there's illegal tobacco in the UK. Illegal? Illegal tobacco. So I think you're not supposed to maybe like sell it on. There's rules and regulations. Like you know when we went to Algae the other day, you can't buy five crates of water. You can buy five crates of water, you can't buy six. Yeah, like you know on the side of a chapter bar where it says don't um you can't sell this as individuals. Is it a little bit like that? Yeah. Oh god. And then I saw Kit Gat. Kit Kat Kit Gap. Kit Kat Gate. Indeed. Yeah. So um, so that happened. Wow. I've got a butter story. Can I tell you? I've been trying, I've been wanting to tell you this for two fucking weeks. It's been in my update notes four times. Oh my god. And then I crashed out, no butter story. Commitment to the pod. So you know, runners are churning butter in their backpacks. Runners. Runners. Pot of cream in the backpack, 5k, home, butter churned. Really? Yeah. Is it not going on warm and shit? Well, I don't know. Maybe not in England because it's too cold. They're calling it stacking quests. Stacking quests. Yeah, like you know, when you stack like multi-car skin. Yeah. Right. I thought that would make you game when it's not. I'm I I don't know who who's got another in your backpack, run for a considerable amount of time. Yeah. I think there's some sort of physics and magic that happens in the backpack. It's churning the butter, so it's solid when you get home. You know what I think you should do? I think you need to take a pot of cream on your bloody marathon. Girl, that thing's you are walking it though. So I think it's that thing. Starting cream, ending cream. It's starting cream, ending cream. It's honestly, yeah. There's not gonna be much movie. I haven't even started training for that. Just keep going out and drinking every week, and I don't want to fucking think about it. Emma, we've got to get you some good shoes. Yeah. You know you've got breaking diamond boots. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking hell. What am I gonna do? Oh you're gonna be fine. Jesus Christ. Not fucking 5k butter. Lord have mercy. Makes sense. I mean, that is hilarious. I would love to see the end product. I know, me too. I feel like that I feel like that would be that would be sick. And you're left with like buttermilk as well. Yeah. Um, have you got any interesting? I feel like I've got a couple. Oh, okay, go ahead. Um I've got a fun fact. Oh, go on. Did you see that? Educational this podcast. Educational this podcast, listen close. If you're chronically online, you probably would have seen this. Did you know that John Tucker Must Die and She's the Man were filmed in like close distance to each other on similar sets? I saw this. Did you see that? I did. What I would have done to be a part of that cast. What a time to be alive. Like, don't. John still looks hot. I know. And Tran and Tatum in the same room. What? The women that worked on those films as well were beautiful. They don't make them like that. Can you imagine that? Can you imagine being a part of that experience? 2000s baddies. Like at their fact Yeah, at their peak. The fact that those films were were created in the same sort of universes is hilarious. Great. And they were on each other's sets. Yeah. And they're both they're both like high school students. Vibes. One's a boarding school, one's a regular high school. Union steroids, but everyone's hot. I know. Boys at high school do not look like that. No. No. The girls might. Absolutely not. Um highlight of my month. This is the last thing I'm gonna say. Um, guys, I found a pair of sunglasses I've been looking for for like over a year, and Emma witnessed it. I have these black aviator sunglasses. And they're from Ojo. Ojo? Yeah. Ovo? I think. Ojo. Ojo. Ovo's the energy bump. Paphos people will know. Um, Ojo sunglasses. That's where the baddest baddest bees get their sunglasses in Paphos, right? Big up. Um, and I bought them a couple of years ago. They cost me a decent amount of money. Yeah, listen, 50 quid's 50 quid.

SPEAKER_01 22:21

I stand at 90 quid, mate.

SPEAKER_02 22:23

50 fucking quid. Almost a hundred fucking evre. 50 quid's 50 quid. Yeah. 50 quid. No, for one lens, yeah. Got two of them bitches. Anyway, I opened this is why you need to clear out your handbags, ladies, because shit do be going missing. We need purse bowls. That's what we need. Have you heard of purse bowl, girlies? A purse bowl is where you've got a bowl that you tip the contents of your purse or your bag out into. So when you're changing bags, nothing's getting miss, and you've got somewhere to put your shit in the interval. That's why I lost these pairs of sunglasses. And I was like, oh, I miss these sunglasses. And with aviator's frames, they were quite dainty.

SPEAKER_00 23:10

Yeah, they are.

SPEAKER_02 23:11

And I thought, you know what? I squashed them somewhere. They're in mint condition, mate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So uh happy days. The the gasp that I let out when I found them, pulled them out of the handbag. I went, oh my god. Yeah. So highlight of my bloody month, mate. Uh, that's my only updates, babes. What about you? Oh, I really debated whether I wanted to share this story or not. Oh, yeah, you're not sure. And this will not be making the socials. This is for the people who listen through. Yeah. Right? Now listen here. Fucking hell. Have you got some water? Jesus Christ. You know what? You can just drink this. You need to whack it in the dishwasher. Well, I can't be like tripping on my words. Let me get comfortable with this. Sorry, you're probably here rustling. I just needed to get comfortable. I just needed to, you know, she was like, Can I have a weird job? She was like, Can I have a blanket? I went, no, you can't. Next episode, I'm having a fucking blanket, mate. So I'm on a night out in London, and it's for my cousin's birthday, right? And your girl likes a cheeky cigarette on a night out. I think that's no secret here, right? And I'm say say to my mum and Lydia and I'm like, I'm gonna go upstairs and have a cigarette. Good chat. Meanwhile, mum and I are having dinner, yeah, with some friends and family. Yeah, I'm tucking into my food. Yeah, Emma pops upstairs. Dinner downstairs. So I go upstairs, and the front of this restaurant is like glass, right? Yeah. And I can see outside where we're gonna smoke, and it's like carpet and ropes and whatever. Anyway, I look outside and I think I recognise the person who stood out there, but I didn't really pay any attention to it. And we lock eyes, right? Eyes locked. Anyway, I'm like, oh no, no, it's not it's not that person. Anyway, I go outside, come in, like walk around the corner, look at him again, and I'm like, that's exactly who I think it is. That's exactly who I think it is. So I'm like, okay, gonna act cute, look cute, you know, just act cool, you're just here to have a cigarette. Anyway, to have a cigarette, and like stood there. I was like, no, this man's gonna talk to me. I was like, I know it, I can feel it. You can feel that. I know he's gonna talk to me. Yeah, anyway, we had a little conversation, a little chit-chat. He asked me for my number. Well, no, he asked me for my Instagram, right? Girlies, we're not doing that in 2026 because that is a perfect environment for a dream seller to thrive in your social media channels, right? Because they can keep your hopes up with a little react to the story, little like at the new Instagram posts, you know. Maybe you'll they'll react like whatever, not doing that. I'm a grown girl, we need to move on. In hindsight, I probably should have given him my socials because of who he was. Yeah, can you give the listeners an idea of this guy's profession? All I'm gonna say is this guy sang the song to my me and my ex's song, and I'm like, what a way to level up. This but just say that again. This man the the song Lydia's speechless. I'm speechless. The man who I assume wrote and sings this song is the song that was you, your and your ex's song. Yeah. Does that make sense? What a way to level up, ladies. That is weird, that is insane. Crazy, crazy stuff. Like, crazy. I know, I know, wild. You've met the man that sings that song. Yeah. And he's asked for your number. Yeah. Crazy. Anyway, I went, no, let me do numbers. Anyway, I saw him put it in his phone. He put my name in there. But did you see it say? Yeah. But I'm like, will this man remember my name? Probably not. Did he seem lit? He did, he did. He did. Anyway, two other famous people also appear in the equation as well. Pat Pat. Two other people. And I was like, I'm stood here with so and so and so and so and so and so. I was like, this is mad. But also, like, you think those moments would be really like you're Starstruck. I wasn't, no, Emma's unfazed, babes. I was unfazed. I think you have to really love them. They can't just be a famous person. Agreed. To be starstruck.

SPEAKER_01 27:58

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:59

Like if I saw Zara Larson in person, I'd lose my shit. Internally. Because I ain't gonna be crazy. Yeah, yeah. But I would be like, I can't believe you're you're a physical human being. I just think it's hilarious how so the place that we were having dinner, from where we our table was, if you looked up, it was glass, so you could see people's feet. Oh my god. I just know when I was eating my curry and my numb bread and my back toy, you were stood above me with three famous people. Yeah, and I just thought as well, like when I was coming downstairs, I was like, I don't even know how I'm gonna tell these lot what just happened. I'm tucking into my food. And Lydia was like, We need this is why we need to move here. Honestly, anytime we go to London, I'm like, oh, we just this is where we belong. It's gonna happen. It'll happen. It'll happen. 100%. Yeah, 100%. What stories? I can't believe I've shared that story, but you know what? I trust you guys. You have to. It's all for the plot, it's all for you guys' entertainment. It's all for the mems. You haven't dropped any mems. This is not on the social. If you've heard this, heard this story, I know you're a real one. Yeah. Um, if you're close to me, you could probably figure it out. Yeah. Or no, if you're close to me, you know the full story exactly. You know what it is. I just know when this pod blows, someone's gonna make this short and out me. You haven't dropped names, do you know what I mean? I'd love names for people to like guess, do you know what I mean? Yeah. Cool. Okay. Uh I have another TikTok common thread that I want to share. Come on, come on. I feel like after the boy aquarium debacle, I've found other TikToks that I love reading TikTok comments. It's one of my favourite things. I know if I love a video, I'm gonna love the comments equally as much. Um, and I've stumbled across some TikTok videos that I've saved over the last couple of weeks, and I'm like, I really need us to react to these together. Um, so one takes the fucking cake. I've had a quick look and I'm gonna share what the post says and then the comments actually. Okay, go ahead. Cool. Okay, and then maybe we can make this a little bit of a theme because I saved these all down. Oh, why not? We love sending TikToks to each other, so I think we do. Um, it's definitely something we can do. Okay, so it says, Me and my boyfriend have been together for six years. He's never told me he loves me. Is he broken? This is what this man and this lady look like. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What do you mean you've been together six years and he's never said that? No idea. Is she alright? No idea. Okay. But the comments. Go ahead. Charlotte, I've had a long day. Someone put, just pick one and let's move on. It's a photo of three clown costumes. Oh my god. One, two, and three labelled next to her. 100%. Someone put, I can't do this today, love. Someone put, guys, it gets worse. This man is 36 and she was 19 years old when they met. I'm sorry, no. And they've been together six years, Emma. Do the do the mental maths? Six years. If they met when he was 36, they've been together six years. She was th he was 30. No, I mean how old how old are they now? If they met and he was 36 and it's six years old. I'm 42 and she's 25. Make it make sense. Is that right? I think I'm right. Yeah. Someone put at this point. Have you asked? Oh my god, yeah. Not even like a love ya. Yeah, yeah. Not even a love and like the letter U. No. That's what I've done. She commented back to that response. Asked why. He just says the more pressure I put on him, the longer he won't. That's like the engagement thing. The more you bring it up, it pushes back the date when they're gonna propose, or they're gonna give you a shut you up ring. I'm sorry, Stockholm Syndrome. That's what that is. Absolutely. The girl is traumatized. Absolutely. Charlotte, with all due respect, I literally cannot do this right now. Someone, but he hasn't because he doesn't. Congratulations on your six years situation shit. Oh my god. Real. Real. Oh my god. She married a dream seller. Are they just boyfriend girlfriend? Oh my god, it gets worse. Oh gosh. It's this rage bait, because there ain't no way. Some the girl who posted this video put on my son's life. Has she got Sam with this man? No, see that's not. No, that's not on. Sorry, did you have a child with this man who's never told you he loves you? No, come on now, Charlotte. You deserve this. He must be cheating or something. Last one. Gonna scroll now, but good luck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good luck. Charlotte, I literally cannot do this right now. That's hilarious. That is so funny. I love TikTok. I love the comment section. Wait, I've just seen one more. So you say I love you, and he says, What? Or is there just silence? That's got 41,000 laughs. I love you. Okay. He just nods his head. Appreciate you, babes. And you're sucking and fucking that man, and he doesn't even say he loves you. No, no. Fuck that. Stress, man. Stress. Fuck that. Jesus Christ, guys. Lord have mercy. Lord have mercy. Do you know what I mean? Not today. I can't. I've hit the pinnacle. The pinnacle is here and I'm here. I've hit the pinnacle. Six years. No. The more pressure he's what? No. I'd rather crazy my own shit and die. Also, like practically speaking. You know what I heard someone say yesterday that reminded you? She's choking, guys. I said something so when I'd rather shit in my hands and clap. I used to say that in school. In your fucking uniform. Yeah. Who does this little girl think she is? Potty mouth. She's a lot. She said a lot of worse things in school for me. Oh my god, go ahead. Jesus Christ. Okay. Charlotte. We're gonna get pray for Charlotte, guys. Pray for Charlotte. Right, okay, we're gonna get into our segment now. We're gonna keep it light, guys, because as we said, it's been crashing a heavy couple of weeks. Um, so don't ask me how I've got the segment. I can't handle it. Don't ask me. Okay, so Emma and I have gone away and listed a couple of things, right? And the theme is what are things you still don't know how to do don't understand? Are you going first, babes? Should we alternate? We'll do one each. Yeah, yeah. Ugh. Go on. Drive a car. Fucking 24. Yeah. Do you have a desire? Uh listen. The desire didn't come because I was like, I'm not paying for it. And even if I can, I ain't got a car. So I was like, yeah, I know what you mean. I just put that dream out. Just yeah, that was it. The practicality comes from me. Yeah, I think I remember when you neit neither of us could drive. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let alone just one of us. And it was like, when we go home, in Cyprus, you need a car, you need to be able to drive. You do. And we'd go home and be like, Where are we asking Dad to drop us to the motive, drive us to the beach? But I'm still outside though. Okay, yeah, daytime is an issue. Now they've got bolt before that.

unknown 36:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 36:24

Your bloody ring and a taxi guy and you're trying to describe where you are. It's fucking I really want to, but it genuinely is finding the time. Yeah. And maybe I just need to do it. Like maybe I just need to do my theory just to get the ball rolling. But I really I think it's an ick if you don't, and I do not want to be an icky girl. Did do you, as Candy's Brathwaite says, get your licence? Because you need to be able to fuck off when you want to. Oh, a hundred percent. And I'm a girl who likes to pick up my shit and exit left if you're pissing me off. But you know I'll always pick you up. Not if I'm in fucking London and I've got to wait an hour. I need to go, fuck you, pick up my designer bag, get in the car, walk in my heels, and skirt, skirt this yeah, and get out. This is why on things like obviously if you live in central London, very different. But if you go on like a first date, I feel like you should drive yourself there. Don't let this man come pick you up because then he knows where your house is. Unless you're in the same friendship group. So this is a stranger. Yeah. I think you need to be able to get yourself somewhere and get yourself home. You're not waiting on people or getting lifts with strange men, which we've never done ever in our lives. I'm pretty sure we were walking at the side of the road once with our friend, and we didn't realise how it would literally be like an hour drive back. And this guy stopped this secret, he was like, and we were like, Are you a serial killer? He was like, No, got the car, he dropped us home. He dropped us home. I'm so sorry, mum. Stranger, full-on stranger. Do you remember that time? Oh gosh. You got a taxi, you shared a taxi home from a night out. Oh my god. Tell the smaller me and my friend got in a cab, right? And this guy we knew, he wasn't even a stranger. He was in our group, right? Or he was it, he was but he was a bit older, you know, those weird guys, or these people who hang about and they wait till the like year belows get old enough. They're in their 20s and you're like 16. Weird shit. Anyway, like me and my friend in the cab, and he's like, oh, he was fucking, we were going to pay her and he was going to fucking get a skible. It made no sense. Opposite directions. Opposite directions, people who don't know. It doesn't make it cheaper. Share a cab. No. And anyway, we did. We had to drop him off first. He was like, I've not got any money.

SPEAKER_00 38:59

I've not got any money. Not got any money. Well, you drove to Yellow School.

SPEAKER_02 39:02

So he was like, I need to go to the bank. So the taxi driver stops. The lights are on him, right? We've pulled up. Cash machine is in front of the lights. It's like a fucking film. Me and my friend are sat in the back. He gets out of the car, goes, tries cash machine. He tries it again. Then looks left and right and does a skip and runs and hops the fence. And me and my friend are literally slapping each other. We're like, no, like, what the fuck? We were like, we're gonna have to pay for it. Anyway, the taxi driver was nice. He he didn't let us pay for it. What's his reaction? He was like, hey, hey, fucking idiot. And then what happened the following weekend? Oh, we were out and he came and put a fucking fiver in front of me. A fucking fiver. A fucking fiver. This man it was at least 28. It's a fiver. I would look to my friend and went, fucking choke it. Swimming five quid. How much was the taxi? I don't know, it would have been 25. That is five euros. Yeah. Five fucking euros. I sneaky. I went you could keep that. That is so funny. Absolutely fine. You can keep it. Hold on to it, babes. Oh, that's so funny. I literally heard that story so many times, it just cracked me out. I couldn't believe my eyes. I was still in school. Fucking joke. Yeah. Stitch you like. And I was shipping at fiver. I'm sorry, babes. Um, okay, mine is uh I still can't tell time.

unknown 40:54

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 40:55

Like you know the clock time. Quick, yeah. Yeah, you can do that. I can tell digital time. This I can do this. The digital time, I I got that. Yeah. Um, however, the clock on the wall, I can't do that. What does the little hand show? The hour. Okay, good. I had to think about that though. And the the big hand is the minute, but I have to count it. Like it will like by the time I've read whatever the clock says, add about ten minutes. You can't do it quick enough though, can you? Do you know what I mean? No. It's not like instant. No, yeah, not all. Only digital time. I remember being in school and I'd be sent home with um work and it's like a worksheet that you need to fill out, and it was digital time. I'd be I I knew how to write that down. However Of course. The one that's eight o'clock. Yeah. But the one with the clock, or you the one that you had to write the you had to put the the handles on it, but knows, mate. So if a digital digital clock says 20, what time is that? 8 a.m. or pm? PM. Alright. I get that. I just can't do the other bits. And I, mate, uh, I've had a boss, yeah, that didn't particularly like me, and it this did not help. I've got this gold watch. I've worn it in episodes, you would have seen it. There's no batteries in that bitch, she don't work. No, I've never got a fixed. She's just I also can't read that time, okay? So she's just an accessory. And my boss at the time is significantly older than me. Yeah. She can read a normal clock. She can read. She went, I need to know what time it is. She went, Lydia, what time it is? And I went, Oh, it doesn't work. I just it's just an accessory. She looked at me like you dumb bitch. Yeah. Like I was already trying to win her over, and she just thought, you fucking Gen Z. I'll never forget when I was because this has put me in awkward positions before. I'll never forget. I this was when I used to ride horses back in my heyday when I was a little girl. And I I was it was my riding lesson soon, and at that point I didn't have a phone, so I couldn't even check like my time on the phone. Um, and I went up to one of the women at the stables. I was like, You don't have you don't by chance have the time. She showed me her watch. I looked at it, I went, thank you. I didn't know what fucking time it was meant. What bitch? Just tell me what time it is. I know exactly who it is. Yeah. That bitch who used to rock around in a brand shorts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a there's a theme here. Yeah, I can't tell time. That's absolutely fine. Yeah. I've made my peace with it. What a um what about you? What else can't you do? Uh a signature. The signature I I've got is literally a doodle. Do you remember when Dan took the piss out of me? It's not a proper thing. I know it's so half-assed because me and Athena have had the same fucking one with just different letters. Lydia's is a star. Mine's a an L, and then I put star pinching. I know you YouTube that shit. No. I made that shit up. Are you serious? Yeah. I did. Okay. I believe you. No, she doesn't. I don't know. Yeah, yours is quite stagnant. Yeah, and I remember when I went to the fucking job centre to get my national insurance number. They went, I did my signature. She went, well, it's different there. So is it that one or that one? I went, it's that one. It's different. Well, I fucking know. I didn't. Do you know what? I wish someone sat me down and went, that's your fucking signature. Yeah. I didn't really know. I think you made it literally so grown up. I put my signature on things like every day at work. Yeah, no, I rarely physical documents. I just think I'm really. How grown up? I know having a signature. I'm a s I like I'm a fraud. I'm not a real adult. My signature is like it needs to be cute and it's not. Yeah. So I need to change it. You sign too many things though now. Like your passport, if you've got that signature on it. Yeah, but if I lose that bitch, I put a new one on it.

SPEAKER_01 45:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 45:34

Anyway, knowing you might lose it in the next couple of months. Well don't. Emma, important documents on a night out where she dashed. Can I just say that was one time I'm I've never lost a passport in my life. I lost it once. Yeah, you did. And you were going away in a couple of days. Emma arose at like 9 pm at night and went, where's my passport? I thought it was hilarious. Because I was like, I can't believe it. We rang every bar Emma went to, every single fucking one. I hate you. Honestly, we are you don't by chance have a passport to you. No. Go on. Um booking a GP appointment. I always forget how to do it. Oh yeah. Like a repeat prescription. I'm like, how do I do this? Yeah. How do I book myself an appointment? Yeah. Like I know like your parents do that shit usually. I can I'm gonna confess when I go back to Cyprus, I haven't make my dad book all my appointments. In the UK, I do my appointments. Yeah. In Cyprus, I get my dad to book them for me. Yeah, it's because oh, I don't know. Because I guess with pills you get them every like three months. I'm like, oh, do I have to come and do blood pressure check? Like, hi, I need more, please.

SPEAKER_01 46:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 46:45

Like, I sometimes I forget. Oh, do I have to fill a form? Can I just ring? I don't know. I'm convinced our GP isn't even a real GP. What have you got there? Like behind there, a table and a blood pressure machine and a clock. Yeah. Doesn't feel real. I think it's a there's a it's it's all up front. Yes. It's laundry money, just drugs at the back. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. No one I don't think I've ever known anyone in that building. No, there's no doctors. There's no doctors in there, there's none. There's nurses. There's not one doctor in there. Oh. Because they're with all the people that actually have something wrong with them. Yeah, yeah, true. Um, there's this woman called Anne on TikTok, and she's like, she's like, this might sound ridiculous, but she was like, A is for people who are dying. If you're not dying, they will make you sit there for hours because you're not priority. Everyone who's dying has been sent straight through. So if you're just in pain, they're not gonna do shit, Rob. So she was like, You're actually making it worse because you go and you sit there for five hours, everyone's just going in there and sit in there, mate. Oh you've been through to A and E though, haven't you? Right. I don't know what happened at UDBay, but I had this overwhelming pain in my chest that kept intensifying, and I literally flopped off my bed and vomited in a bag, and I couldn't stand up straight, and I was sweating profusely, so much so that it was snowing outside, and I couldn't get dressed, so I had to leave the house in my pink pajamas, no bra. I went outside, no coat, crawled into an Uber, and I was like, I need to go to the emergency room. Right? I walked outside, I was like, oh, so lovely. There was snow on the ground, bitch. I was so hot. She had a big thing. I was like, this is a beautiful temperature. Right. I get to the I shuffled to the emergency room. Um, I don't know what that pain was to this day. It was definitely something for me to vomit and me not to be able to stand up. Maybe it was like a viral something burst or something, whatever. Anyway, no one found out what it was. Anyway, I got to the like emergency room or whatever it was called. It was called something specifically. I went in there, I went to a reception, just collapsed. They put me in a wheelchair, and I looked down and I was like, I'm in a pink, pink joggers and a bright pink shirt. I was like, and I look like shit, and like getting there was so stressful, so stressful. Emma had a man at this point, but she refused to call him. Well, do you know why? And he had a car. I told him later, I went, oh yeah, I had like a really awful morning. Like I had a really overwhelming pain and I needed to go to the lecturer room. And he was like, Oh, I'm glad you didn't call me because I was in a lecture. This is what he said to me. No comment. Fucking whatever, let's move on. But they put you in a wheelchair. Did you get to the back? Anyway, got to the back, right? And they went, can you wee in that? And I was like, sure, I'll we in it. Anyway, I had a wee in it, whatever. And they were like, Yeah, you probably need to do a blood test. I was like, okay, cool, like, can you do it? They were like, We don't do blood tests here. I went, What? I mean, aren't you a nurse? They went, yeah. They were like, You all we can really do is t check people's temperatures and do urine samples, but she was like, We don't do blood tests here. So I was like, There's a person in there with a broken fucking arm. I was like, you don't do blood tests here. It's literally just a step, but it's they're adding extra steps to filter people. Any nurses, can you comment why that might be? I don't know. Because I'm really curious to know why that is the case. I needed a scan, they couldn't do a scan. So I was like, so what is here then? Yeah. Because you've got all these people here. Is this so you evaluate people and send them somewhere else? Anyway, I went somewhere else and did a blood test, whatever, but I was like shuffling all day, and it I don't know what it was. That's a bit mad. Yeah, the pain was was wild. That's crazy. What's I think you're next? Is it? Yeah, okay. Because I said booking GP appointments. Yeah, send food back if I'm not happy with it. That's a great one. Yeah, that's a great one. If it's not what I ordered, I'm eating it anyway. I'm not someone who can inconvenience service industry stuff. I can't do it. I'll have it. It's very rare that I'll compare, even like with my nails, like the design. I had to tell them to redo two of these. It was critical easy to do. Yeah, yeah. You've got you've got to speak up, especially about nails. Food, I'm like, yeah, alright. Yeah. You tried. Yeah, I'm like, I'm a foodie, so nothing can really piss me off. I'm like, yeah, no worries. Like I'll have that. Yeah. I usually rarely kick up a fuss, but that fucking McDonald's round the corner that hasn't given us sauce on four occasions when we've ordered 20 chicken sauce. Oh my god. Get fucked. You need sauce with you need sweet and sour. Is it sweet and sour sauce? Yeah. With chicken nuggets. Otherwise, it's just it's incomplete. Yeah, what do we nuggets hung over? So we're dry. And it's only that Mackey's. It's happened four times now. I don't want my read fund, I don't want my£1.30. Yeah. Really? We've got to get it from the one near mum's. Yeah, that's the best one. Yeah. It's a little bit further, but it's fine. It comes back. Food's always hot. Hot. Um, last one from me, bit boring, investing. As a girl. As in fucking Bitcoin. No, it's like investing your like money. Yeah. You know like how people have like a an ISA and they invest in like that. There is a podcast called Girls Who Invest. And I've listened to previously, but I just don't I don't understand the maths. Wow, opposite brands entirely. I would love to, but I just don't. Not yet. Not yet. Um, I'm not even opted into my pension at the minute. And that's the most basic form of investment that you can do. Yeah, yeah. So uh sorry. Should probably be clocked. Don't do what I do. I need to I need to think of future, maybe what we do. But I'm trying to think of me right now. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Future us is gonna be famous. Didn't you say one time someone asked why you're not it opted in your pension? Well, I'm not gonna need a pen. Oh, wait, don't worry about that. I'm gonna I'll be sorted. I was like, I'm gonna be famous. I was like, I don't need one. People think so bad. I'm so delusional. That's that is fucking stupid. Don't listen to people look at me like I'm so delusional. I'm gonna need a pension. Yeah, I'm gonna need that. Of course you don't. I mean, don't worry about me. Don't worry about me. Yeah. I was like, I'll be fine. Um, but lol, I love that. That was so funny. Invest in. If you have any tips, let us know girls. Yeah, let us know girls. But we're trying to get a lot of rich. Yeah, we are trying to make money. Trying to make money. Anyway, on that note, my voice is leaving me as we speak, so I feel like we're gonna have to leave. Oh, do you have any more? No, is that it? Yeah. Oh, do you not have any more? No, we're three. Yeah, exactly. So why should I have more? Go on. Yeah, well, we post a new episode every Thursday. Yes, we do. Make sure to follow us on all streaming platforms, also on socials, Instagram, TikTok. Don't forget to subscribe if you're watching. Hey girl, hey, hey. Uh, make sure to subscribe, leave a little comment if you like. We just recently made a Spotify for Girls Who Over Share for our music playlist. So, yeah, for playlists. So, for songs that we love and that we mention in the pod, um, we'll link it below so you can go and listen to playlists that we've created. We're building it slowly. So, if you have any song suggestions that you'd like to add to the playlist, I want it to be like a group playlist that we're making for like this big house party. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? But it's gonna be different vibes, yeah. We've got girls who vibe, currently. But if you've got a song that's more chill, or you've got a song you'd like to cry to, put it to put it, yeah, put that down as well. Yeah, add some context, and we'll add it to girls who cry. Yeah. We just come up with loads of that. Yeah, yeah, we will. We will. Girls who blank. Yeah. That's the good. Anyway, let's have dinner. I'm starving. Yeah, we've got some chili on the fucking stove. She needs to be enough for 10 man. There's fucking loads, but does anyone want to come up come around and have a bit of chili for carnage? Host a little dinner party. Yeah. We should so do that eventually. Baby stay. Imagine hosting dinner party if you eat some little studio. So excited. Anyway, guys, thanks for over sharing, Dean. Thanks for over sharing, Emma. Um we love you guys. Love you guys so much, and we'll see you in the next one. Promise. Yeah, definitely.

SPEAKER_03 56:07

Lost in a space rind on the one to the good.