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Season 1 Episode 11

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They start hyped: Chelsea “saved the season” by beating Brentford. Then they immediately undercut it—result great, but it wasn’t an easy win. Brentford won the stat battle (corners/chances/xG), and Chelsea probably got a little lucky.

They treat most Chelsea headlines as clickbait (farm-system manager stuff, Enzo-to-PSG rumors): “of course PSG wants him” isn’t the same as Enzo pushing to leave, and Chelsea’s leverage is his long contract.

Bright spot: Delap looks more settled—better runs, better timing, wins a pen—hinting the coaching change might actually help strikers.

Big picture: the schedule is packed, Napoli away feels scary, and Champions League qualification still hinges on stacking wins and Palmer returning to being the difference-maker, not just “present.”