Chelsea are becoming that team; go down early, then storm back and win, which is thrilling and kind of maddening. The second half (especially vs West Ham) gets framed as some of the best football they’ve played outside the Barcelona ga...

They kick off joking, then recap a fun Chelsea win over Palace where the team actually looked like they enjoyed themselves. The only real sour note: even up 3–0 and up a man, Chelsea somehow still conceded late (off a corner), which felt unnece...

They start hyped: Chelsea “saved the season” by beating Brentford. Then they immediately undercut it—result great, but it wasn’t an easy win. Brentford won the stat battle (corners/chances/xG), and Chelsea probably got a little lucky.The...

They’re reacting to a chaotic Chelsea–Arsenal cup match that felt “close but sloppy”: plenty of energy and pressure, but goals driven more by mistakes than control. They like that Chelsea looked more intense and direct under the new manager, an...

They’re in full “anti-Arsenal” mode, sparked by rage-watching Liverpool vs Arsenal and a Martinelli moment that, to them, perfectly sums up why Arsenal are so easy to hate. That energy carries into the Chelsea conversation: they’ll happily take...

The episode opens with breaking news: Enzo Maresca is out. Neither host is surprised—December was brutal (six points from six matches), performances were flat, and Chelsea lacked any consistent plan to score or break down defensive teams. While...

They episode kicks off hyped (new theme song, 6:30am wake-up), but quickly lands on frustration: the Newcastle draw felt like a tale of two halves. Chelsea looked flat and unprepared in the first 45, then finally showed intensity after the brea...

They open by calling the Atalanta match “perfect” only because it’s over—Chelsea scored early (nearly disallowed) and then played scared, so they skip the recap.Main takeaway: Chelsea show up for big opponents, but struggle badly in game...

In this episode of Football for Dummies by Dummies, Jason opens by roasting “Jeffy Double Down” for confidently demanding nine points from Leeds, Bournemouth, and Everton—then watching Chelsea stumble through a grim week where they loo...

In this episode of Football for Dummies by Dummies, Jason and Geoff unpack a wild, emotionally loaded Chelsea–Arsenal match that turned on Moisés Caicedo’s red card. They structure the whole recap around that moment: Caicedo’s reckless...

In this episode of Football for Dummies by Dummies, Jason and Geoff ride the high of Chelsea’s emphatic win over Barcelona and try to make sense of what it means. They break down Marisca’s game plan—no traditional striker, pacey wide p...

Episode two of Football for Dummies by Dummies finds Jason and Geoff still workshopping the pod’s name, but fully locked into their Sunday-night Chelsea debrief. They recap a solid, low-stress win at Burnley—exactly the kind of perform...

Jason Evans and Geoff Smith kick off Football for Dummies by Dummies (a Chelsea Podcast), a show where two long-suffering Blues supporters turn their weekly text threads and voice notes into an actual podcast. One of them is a full-blo...