They episode kicks off hyped (new theme song, 6:30am wake-up), but quickly lands on frustration: the Newcastle draw felt like a tale of two halves. Chelsea looked flat and unprepared in the first 45, then finally showed intensity after the brea...

They open by calling the Atalanta match “perfect” only because it’s over—Chelsea scored early (nearly disallowed) and then played scared, so they skip the recap.Main takeaway: Chelsea show up for big opponents, but struggle badly in game...

In this episode of Football for Dummies by Dummies, Jason opens by roasting “Jeffy Double Down” for confidently demanding nine points from Leeds, Bournemouth, and Everton—then watching Chelsea stumble through a grim week where they loo...

In this episode of Football for Dummies by Dummies, Jason and Geoff unpack a wild, emotionally loaded Chelsea–Arsenal match that turned on Moisés Caicedo’s red card. They structure the whole recap around that moment: Caicedo’s reckless...

In this episode of Football for Dummies by Dummies, Jason and Geoff ride the high of Chelsea’s emphatic win over Barcelona and try to make sense of what it means. They break down Marisca’s game plan—no traditional striker, pacey wide p...