Women Are Not Men

Welcome to the inaugural episode of Bitch Don’t Be Dumb — BDBD.

We’re starting big: women are not men.
Not in biology, not in sport, not in reality.
And pretending otherwise? That’s how everyone ends up dumber, louder, and way more confused than the topic ever required.

In this episode, Yo Mamma breaks down why the Olympic committee finally made a decision rooted in physics instead of feelings, why women’s categories actually matter, and why protecting fairness isn’t hate — it’s homework.

No crying. No chaos. No political theater.
 Just straight, sharp truth with bite… and a slice of lime.

Transcript

SPEAKER_00: 0:00

You're tuned in to BDBD. Bitch don't be dumb. I'm your mama. No daddy's allowed. And welcome to the inaugural episode of the Bitch Don't Be Dumb podcast. BD BD. No, I'm saying, don't drop it, don't stop it. Welcome to episode one, women. This is a podcast by women for women. Whoa man. No man. No, I'm saying. Dudes, if you're in here, if there's any penises in the room, you can sit to the side, but guess what? This is for the ladies. We're not allowed to have anything in society. But what we have is this motherfucking podcast. Welcome! Welcome to BD. Don't drop it, don't stop it, bitches. No I'm saying, and I'm allowed to say bitches because we are the bitches. No, I mean, welcome to episode one. It's very appropriate in the first episode to address a current issue, right? So every week we will discuss a way to be less dumber. This is your host, Big Mama. I got 47 turns around the planet by now. Let me tell you something. 47 turns around the sun. Bitch, I got more than that. I got a zillion million reasons to be here. Welcome, welcome to the bitch don't be dumb podcast. Finally, we are here. It has been brewing and stewing in these big mama guts of mine for a minute, and I've been getting oppressed, ladies. Now I'm saying I've been having the man keep me down. For real. So now here we are in our own safe space to speak the truth, educate the youth, and do whatever the fuck we want to do. You know what I'm saying? Let's get it. Woo! Episode one. Men are not women. Okay. I feel like this is a timely topic to discuss. Um, I and I'm sure most of y'all, unless you're living under a rock, and if you are, bless up, baby, because I do not consume very much media. I try not to. I encourage you to try less as well, especially as a woman. It's polluting you, baby. As somebody who was born in a time of no internet, thank God. As someone who has two small baby boys opposed to girls, thank God. Because being a woman is tough, yo. And the odds are unfortunately stacked against us. That's why we congregate places like this. So I digress. Last week, the Olympic committee decided, wait for it, wait for it, honeys. Men are not women. Oh my god, it's amazing. Let me tell you something. Shout out to my trans friends. I am not here to come for trans humans, right? They are in their own park, they're sitting in their set of bleachers, they're having a fucking good time. I mean, shout out to my trans people everywhere. Alas, I am a heterosexual, biological female in the United States of America who is heavy under attack now. I think, and this is really crazy for me to actually have to um articulate, but I think the Olympic committee did the right thing in saying, oh my god, creatures with penises should not be up against the clams when it comes to getting medals. Now, why are we here? I feel like Big Mama's got to share some. I'm gonna get very personal every episode. And in this episode, I'm gonna get very personal about really feeling like I'm not from this planet and I'm not bullshitting you. I'm not from Earth. And for the all y'all listening, really tapping in, I don't think that you're from Earth either. Earthlings have some shit going on, and in that big, beautiful orbit of the universe where we all kind of like reside, we are not the same. So the fact that like the last Olympic Games literally allowed dudes to go in and compete against women, or more sickeningly, is sickeningly a word. I'm gonna invent it now. You know what sickeningly is sickeningly is when these motherfucking boards, approvers, people that say it's okay for men to compete with women, guess what?

unknown: 5:58

They're men.

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It's usually another fucking dude. And it wouldn't surprise me if that dude was taking his private time with those uh male athletes on the side, you know what I'm saying? Dudes are perverts. Remember that, ladies. Most men do not have brains, they have testicles and penises, and then somehow in history, it was decided because they are stronger, right? More testosterone, more like physically, they fucking got us mentally. Oh hell no. So, anyways, you got a bunch of idiots with muscles pushing us around. It's happening right now. Why do you think women are one of the women and children, right? The biggest oppressed societies, groups, cult like things? I don't know. The word escapes me. You know what I'm saying? Women get fucked. Um, women and children are the most oppressed like groups of creatures roaming the earth. Everybody wants to be like, oh my god, my race, oh my god, my gender. No, bitch. Like, whatever. I mean, I'm sorry, it sucks for y'all, but women and children cop it. We're enslaved, we have no rights, we are literally held captive by the domineering male force, and that is um, period, which is why bitches like Big Mama rejoice. Why I love it, why I have so much joy. Actually, you know what? I'm not Big Mama, I'm your mama. We're changing it, we're changing the game. This is why your mama says I am so happy about the fucking Olympic people being like, oh, science. Bitch, let's talk about the pool. I don't know her name. Was it Riley something? Whatever that little blonde bitch was like, hey, why am I getting smoked in the pool by this dude that has fucking shoulders and this and that that I physiologically cannot grow? I can't grow them. We're not talking about sex organs, man. Like, honestly, I do not identify outside of being a heterosexual person. I went through my bisexual phase, but I never fucking licked a clam. Like, you know, I'm like, oh, like, because honestly, my spirituality tells me when we ascend back home into space, right? Our higher power, the light, the Lord, whatever you want to call it, when we leave, there ain't nothing between our legs. My guardian angel, angels, thank you, plural, there's nothing between their legs. So I don't look at it in that regard. However, here on Earth, um I unfortunately love the dick. It's it's rough being a straight woman, obviously in this day and age, when most men are leaning to the other side because they've been polluted by media. Everyone says it's normal to get your ass fucked when you're a guy. Let's talk about it. And that's fine. Dude, it is normal. If that's your normal, that's cool. But as a straight woman, it's not really normal for me to be with a dude that wants to get railed on by anyone. I'm not trying to wear a strap on. I've never pegged anybody. And if you have, good for you. But you know what? Maybe you should think about what your man is looking for. I'm just saying. I'm putting that out there right now because you know what? I'm your mama, and I'm gonna tell her how it is. Woo! Episode one, kitties. And mind you, there'll be no editing, there'll be no deleting raw talk from a woman that has been through the gigs, yo. And I'm here to let y'all know that life goes beyond Alex. I can't even think, oh, Alex Cooper. There's more to life than Alex Cooper, yo. Like, please, please don't listen to a 30-year-old Rando that fucked enough athletes to get famous and now is using that platform, talk like she's been somewhere. Honey, I've been. Oh, I've been there. I'm going there. I am in there right now. And that's why I'm gonna get back on the topic to talk about why I salute the Olympic peoples for being like, no, bitch, your penis flaps too hard in the pool, like it sags too heavy on the weights. What are you doing with a dick competing with women? It makes no sense. Bitch, don't be dumb. BD BD, baby. Hashtag it, quote it, put it out there, share it with your goddamn friends. Bitch, do not be dumb. Okay? We are not allowed to say this is women in society because we will get fucking nailed to the wall. Oh, you hate trans people, you're fucking racist, you're this, you're that. No, no, um, I we are women, we have ovaries and no rights. Interestingly, do some research. Look back to see when women were actually allowed to vote. Like it wasn't that fucking long ago. Like, we are undermined regularly. And if you want to actually consider a global fucking scale, why don't you ask women in the Middle East how they feel about their fucking rights? And I'm being real, dude. Everyone's like, oh, it's Western media. No, it's fucking not. Those cons can't go outside without the fucking face covered up. Are you serious? And it ain't for Allah, it's not for the Lord, dude. Now I'm gonna get reamed for the religion. No. Women are people, they are human beings, they are no less than anything, and we are regularly treated as such, and all this nonsense with the sports is a complete like black and fucking white in your face example of us getting fucked. Seriously, like who would ever, who would ever allow that? You know who? A bunch of fucking men, dude. Let me tell you something, ladies. We're gonna get into this as the episodes evolve, as the weeks flourish. You're gonna learn about your mama. Your mama's gonna tell you about me, and I have seen heaps, trust me. Uh, I have no family, I'm completely estranged from my family. Uh, I have uh I'm married to nothing and I support everything. I've got two beautiful children. I run my life. When I was 21 years old, I graduated college, bitches study. That's another episode. Um the night that I graduated college, I wrote my abusive mother a letter and said, Hey, I love you. I'm out. And I literally left in the middle of the night with$2,000. So here I am. I have not taken a penny. I haven't taken a fucking nickel from anyone in that time, alone. Trust me. And I've been married one, two, three, four. I'm up to number four. Um, none of those dudes did anything for me. We're going to get into this, so stay tuned, honeys. Subscribe. I don't even want to say, like, I can't stand the fucking like da-da-da-da-da. Just listen up, sisters. I'm a real one. And as somebody who like consumes podcasts, I can't really find any other real ones. Like, by the time these bitches get attention, you know, their Botox has stretched their face far enough that they don't even understand what the fuck they're talking about. I am here in the middle of nowhere, rock bottom, fed up, truth telling. So, in that regard, let's circle back to the premise of the episode. Men are not women. You're not. And you know what? Women that also want like if you cut your tits off, you're not a dude. I'm not saying that nastily, because it does go both ways. Like, um, I'm trying to think of something like what's a situation where um because that's the funny part too. So you have our trans friends that are like our are male trans friends. I know they don't want to be called that, but uh they want to get into the women's sports, but you don't have any of the female trans trying to do dude sports, right? Like, no bitches cutting off her titties and being like, oh, I'm gonna get into the male fucking weightlifting, I'm gonna get into the male fucking swim pool. No, because you're not built, you're not physiologically built for it. So, anyways, I love everybody, and anyone that wants to come for me in the comments, have at it, yo, because seriously, there is a very small percentage on earth that loves as bad as me. And I'd say it's 0.001. And y'all listening, you're part of the 0.001 for real. Welcome. But let me tell you something. Men do not belong in women's sports, period. Uh, you can label yourself whatever. I don't care if you're like, I'm this, I'm a that, I'm blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You were born with a very specific set of fucking DNA, dude. Honestly, your muscles are built a certain way, your penis swings a certain way, your testosterone stacks a certain way. And I, as a woman, am fucking disgusted that it had to go so far. Like, they went through an entire Olympic season where they're like, it's fine. Are you kidding me? And then all these women, our sisters, got washed. I had this, and this made me emotional. I will literally cry over this because it is so fucked up. These girls, our girls, right? We are a community, sisters. I'm talking to the girls. And anyways, for perbs with fucking testes, don't listen to my show. Fuck yourself. This is not your space. Go listen to Joe Rogan. Seriously. This is a show for women. I'm not here to fucking get likes. I'm not here to get, I'm here for girls, particularly young ones. Like women grow, it was fucked up. It should have never happened. Like, that is so crazy that you would actually have to try to rationalize that in your head. And then you get these bitches like, oh my god, leave them alone because it's trendy. What the fuck is wrong with you? Like, guess what? I can have two positions and be the same person. I love everyone. Except for like darkness. Okay. So we're not talking about darkness. These people aren't fucking darkness. These people are just like lost. Like, if you have a penis and want to compete in female sports, I'm sorry, dude. You're lost. You gotta work it out. Like, seriously, there's many communities for you, there's many groups for you. You can go many other places. Women, we couldn't even fucking vote like 100 years ago, whatever the fuck it was. Like, we don't have rights as it is. So whoever the fuck you think you are to come in and step on us, suck a dick. I mean, you know, do something that you like outside of sports. There should literally be, and now I'm happy that the world is growing and progressing in a way that, particularly in the United States of America, USA, USA, right? We set the standard, like let everybody be who they want to be. That's fine. But somewhere you draw the line. And I feel I really believe this. I'm not a conspiracy theorist, however, the fact that, especially at the schools, the fact, like, no penises in the locker room, dude, no dicks in the pool. What the fuck? And like the crazy thing is, women weren't allowed to speak against it because if we spoke against it, we were haters. And then you tell little girls that, little girls that don't know anything about life yet, that haven't figured anything out. It's like, oh, you're not allowed to say that uh it's not fair for a fucking dude to be thrown in your high school pool and take away your fucking college scholarship. You can't speak against that. Why? Oh, because I'm a woman and I have no rights. Women have no rights, and that's an upcoming episode. Fucking wait for it, dude. So seriously. I'm just warming up. This is your mama. I'm so happy that I found my voice in episode one. Babies, I had this shit. Honestly, it was really the original trance shit that set me off, and everyone's gonna say, oh, she hates it. No, no, no, no, no. I am a proud woman. Bring on the clams. If you have ovaries, you can sit at my table. And if you don't, find your own fucking table, honestly. Because I have seen enough dudes, dealt with enough dudes at 47 years old. I have been fucked over more times than I could count. Explicitly based on the fundamental science of either you have testicles or you don't. And like it's a little bit sad because I'm like, oh, thank God I have sons. Like, and by the way, my babies are little, like they're they're honest to God, one year old and three years old. Like almost two and four, but but they're babies. And they're the new generation that I will raise motherfucking correctly. And I will raise them to worship and honor and understand women, real women, ovaries fucking having, like yoni bearing, right? Women, the superior, everything, the mother, the goddess, us, right? And so for the inaugural episode, I'm gonna wrap it up, bitches. I'm gonna close it down saying this. Men are not women. You can call yourself trans. You can call yourself a tree, you can call yourself fucking copper, call yourself the floor. I don't give a fuck what you call yourself. You're not a woman. You will never be. Your pussy doesn't bleed, your hormones do not roar, and then you get these motherfuckers, oh, I take these hormones. Tick them up your ass, dude. You're gonna take a hormone and tell me about it. Are you out of your fucking mind? Let me tell you something. If all of a sudden tomorrow I'm very lucky and blessed, if I decided tomorrow I was a dude, stay with me. If all of a sudden tomorrow I was like, I'm not your mama, I'm this dude. And I'm gonna be a dude, I'm gonna cut these titties off, I'm gonna eat these fucking hormones, I'm gonna grow facial hair because I can. The fuck? Does that make me a man? No, it would make me a trans woman or whatever the fuck. I don't know what you call it, to be real, because I'm not that invested. Sorry if I'm calling it wrong, but I will not be a dude. I am not going to run out and impregnate women. You know what I mean? Let's talk about, let's go to history for a second. I know I'm trying to wrap it up, but let's go back in time. Male, female, yin yang. Because your mama's a spiritual bitch. You're gonna learn that as episodes go on. Yin, motherfucking yang. You need both. They work beautifully together, like stunningly together. The creation of life beneath this higher power that I absolutely believe in and will refer to any way you like it, like I say, the light, the Lord, the this, the however you want. We all live within and beneath that. And so that's a wonderful thing. And when you live uh in certain societies, in certain experiences, and you want to fuck with your shit, and you decide, oh, you know what? I'm gonna, if you're a dude, for example, I'm going to um paste on some titties. Linux is a great example. Um, Linux is a content creator in New York City. Shout out, a trans person who has a set of tits and recently got a dick implant who they speak highly of. So if that doesn't fuck your world up, I don't know what does. However, it proves my point. Like, be who you want to be, do what you want to do. As far as sports go, fuck off. You are not allowed. Like, maybe is ballet one. If there was like Olympic ballet, and I don't I don't even think that's actually relevant, but you're following me, right? Y'all know where I'm coming from. It's like we are not the same. Shout out JK Rowling, Mama Goddess. J.K. Rowling is my spirit animal. First of all, y'all should know I am also a writer, so um your mama might put some writing out there here and there for you. Oh, probably not because I have many identities, but anyways, J.K. Motherfucking Rowling is the only woman I'm aware of. And if you know another one, put it in the fucking comments. JK Rowling is the only woman that stood up for women. What the fuck? Like, nobody else with that kind of platform are the Kardashian fucks? Where are their Kardashian fucks? Are there Kardashi fucks? Like, oh my god, like you're not, like, it's not fair. Because that's the bottom line. It's just not fair. It's not about anything outside of literally raw dog equality, yo. Like, and really what gets me emotional about it is little girls, eh? So being your mama coming from like the olden days, there was no internet when I was young. Thank the fucking, I don't want to say the fucking in praise the light. Cheers. Thank you, God. I'm so happy that there was no bloody internet when I was little, because I couldn't even imagine. I had enough shit going on. And so now when I look at the youth, young girls, um, it's disgusting. And how confusing. And to see the debate, to see the fight, there's no fucking debate, dude. Like, mate, honestly, dudes don't belong in female sports. Let's circle back to the point of this episode. The entire point of the episode is that there is not space for men in female sports. And what's nuts is that it literally took years, years, years, and various committees, and this and this and that. You're gonna tell me that these men on these panels aren't getting their dick sucked by these fucking uh trans athletes. I'm sorry, but they probably are. I have to believe they are, and you can come for me with that or whatever. The bottom line is perversion. Seriously. There is no place, there is no logic, there is no sanity at all in a man competing in women's sports, period. Call yourself trans, call yourself Elvis, call yourself a fucking doorknob. I don't care what you call yourself, you're still a dude. There, you have testosterone, you have body chemicals that give you a fucking leg above these girls. Dude, when I saw that man deadlifting the last Olympics, I was like, what the fuck? Can you imagine the girl, our girl, our sister, who has worked, really worked so hard to build her body to that point to get herself, to get that strong, to stand up, to show her community being women. Her community is women, right? So she worked so hard to have a voice in place in her own community where they do not belong. You are not in this community. If we're all at the fucking club, that's a community. The dance club community, fucking sure. Let's all get together. The goddamn Sunday Market, the farmer's market community. Oh, let's all come together. Let's the fuck. The cruise ship community, the goddamn whatever. So many communities, we belong together. There's no problem, dude. Whatever's between your legs, whatever fucking hormones you're popping, whoever say you are, whatever you want to get it, that's fine. There's so many places, like zillions of places on earth where we can all just come together and be like, hey, here we are. Not in fucking sports. Not in sports. Definitely not in the Olympics. Like, what the fuck? There are women in the Olympics who are moms who have literally had babies crawl out of their vaginas and are still in there getting it. Still. Tell me about a dude that could do that.

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Fucked.

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So crazy. And what's maddening to your mama, what's maddening to your mama about it is oh, let's normalize it. Let's just let's normalize fucking dudes competing against little girls that have spent their entire life to get them. The fuck? I am not an athlete, bitch. Big Mom is an artist, first and foremost. So shout out the athletes because the discipline that takes the work. I mean, don't get me wrong, being an artist ain't easy for real. That'll be my first merch, right? Being an artist ain't easy. I'm telling you something. Being an artist is not easy, but it's also not a place of like any kind of gender like problems. You know what I'm saying? Like, if all of a sudden some trans like dude or woman or whatever I'm supposed to, like, you know, a trans person came in and was like, hey, I'm an artist too. I'd be like, word, because there's nothing there that would really like affect any of our growth. Do you know what I mean? Like, you can be a trans chick and be like, here's my poem, and I'll be like, here's my poem, and then we all go on with our lives, and that's fine. Not in the pool, bitch. Not deadlifting, not cycling, not doing physical shit. Like that is the conundrum, right? That is the idiocy of the entire argument. And to have to be a woman on earth and experience that is maddening. And again, I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but I can't help but feel like they fucking with us. Like, what the fuck? Honestly, women are always told we're weaker, we're not as smart, we're this, we're that, and it's all bullshit. It's all lies, like fundamentally, period. And then in fucking 2025, like that's how long it took. It took until 2025 to be like, oh shit. Uh, we guessed that like men shouldn't be able to participate in women's sports. That's fucking crazy. Anyways, that's Word. That's episode one. I love you. Uh, see you next week. Welcome to the party. Welcome up to the Sabbath.