Bitch Don't Be Dumb
Bitch Don’t Be Dumb is a straight-shooting show for women who want the truth fast, clean, and without emotional cushioning.
Yo Mamma cuts through the excuses and second-guessing women fall into, breaking down what you already know but refuse to act on.
If you’re clueless, call her daddy.
If you’re switched on… stay here.
Episodes
12 episodes
Don't Tattoo Your Face
Don’t Tattoo Your Face is a blunt, unapologetic rant aimed squarely at women, arguing that some decisions don’t become empowering just because we call them that. The episode takes on face tattoos and visible ink as a fast track ...
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Season 1
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Episode 12
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30:32
Straight Women Don't Peg
Straight Women Don’t Peg is a rant-disguised-as-a-public-service-announcement about how some men outsource their sexual identity crises to women and then call it “open-minded.” It argues that a lot of so-called adventurous requests aren’...
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Season 1
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Episode 11
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30:39
10 Things Yo Mama No Longer Explains
This is a confessional with boundaries. In this milestone episode, Yo Mamma lays out ten parts of her life that people feel entitled to question, interpret, or demand explanations for—and why that entitlement had to end.From abortions an...
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Season 1
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Episode 10
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30:39
Fuck Yo Diamonds
This week, your mama is not hating — she’s offering perspective.In Episode 9 of Bitch Don’t Be Dumb, we talk about wealth, value, and the obscene performance of excess in a world where regular people are worried about rent, food...
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Season 1
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Episode 9
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32:29
Passwords Before Pussy
Welcome to Episode Eight of Bitch, Don’t Be Dumb. First episode of 2026 and Yo Mamma is not easing anyone in.This one’s for the women in “trust-based” monogamy with a man who still guards his phone like it’s Fort Knox. Let’s be ...
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Season 1
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Episode 8
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29:47
Nepotism Comes From Sperm
In this episode, Yo Mama tells the truth nobody in a hiring meeting is brave enough to say out loud: merit is cute, but lineage pays the rent. We’re talking last names, legacy admits, family group chats, and the magical way certain people keep ...
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Season 1
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Episode 7
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29:47
Burkas Are Fucked
Burkas Are Fucked is a no-apologies rant about control disguised as “culture.” Yo Mamma goes straight for the lie at the center of modesty politics—when women’s bodies are treated as problems to be covered, managed, and erased. This episode cal...
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Season 1
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Episode 6
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30:14
Stop Normalizing Eating Ass
Not everything needs to be normalized.Some things need to be quietly declined.This week on Bitch Don’t Be Dumb, Yo Mamma takes aim at the internet’s favorite trick: repackaging sexual pressure as “empowerment.” Women are told by too ...
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Season 1
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Episode 5
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31:49
Claim Your Clam: A Practical Guide to Flap Clapping
Yo Mamma delivers the public health announcement nobody else has the guts to make. This week is all about daily masturbation: not for men, not for sex, but for your hormones, your sanity, and your standards.Yo Mamma talks meat beating li...
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Season 1
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Episode 4
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31:13
Your Eggs Aren't Rotten
In this episode, Yo Mamma unpacks the pressure women feel around fertility — the timelines, the scare tactics, the “your clock is ticking” messaging, and the idea that you’re somehow behind if your life didn’t follow a perfect script.She br...
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Season 1
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Episode 3
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33:18
Why I'm Not Your Daddy
In this episode of Bitch Don’t Be Dumb, Yo Mamma breaks down the modern “get money fast” pressure aimed at young women. With humor and straight talk, she reminds girls that their worth isn’t measured in likes, cash, or how much skin they show o...
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Season 1
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Episode 2
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29:31