Bitch Don't Be Dumb
Bitch Don’t Be Dumb is a straight-shooting show for women who want the truth fast, clean, and without emotional cushioning.
Yo Mamma cuts through the excuses and second-guessing women fall into, breaking down what you already know but wont' say out loud.
If you’re clueless, call her daddy.
If you’re switched on… stay here.
Episodes
34 episodes
Straya... Here we come
This week, Yo Mamma makes a decision: fuck it, we're going back to Australia.After two brutal years in the US, another big job falling through, and watching my bank account slowly bleed to death, I've stopped trying to force a life that ...
Life Shambles and Rambles
Welcome to another episode BDs.This week is for the real BDs, the ones who follow along.Yo Mama is in a state of utter vulnerability sharing the shambles of her current circumstances, what got her here, and how she's going to try ...
Yo Mamma Ain't Dead Yet
Episode 30 is a little different. Your mama missed Wednesday (don't start 😂), so we're pulling up on a Friday for a catch-up. This one's less about clap-flapping and more about real life. I talk about what the last two years have actually looke...
Getting F*cked Up Is Fine
This week on Bitch, Don't Be Dumb, Yo Mama is defending every woman who's ever been judged for having a drink, smoking a joint, or doing whatever she needs to take the edge off.From double standards and cannabis to pharmaceutica...
The Perfect Couple Myth
This week on Bitch, Don't Be Dumb, Yo Mama takes a break from her own dumpster fire of a life to talk about somebody else's.Using the Bunny and Jelly Roll split as a jumping-off point, this episode dives into fame, money, loyalt...
Get Cracked and Carry On
This week, Yo Mama is talking about something that doesn't get nearly enough credit when life goes sideways: getting cracked.After spending the past few months stressed, overwhelmed, and staring down some pretty serious life problems, I ...
My F*cked Two Weeks
Yo Mama is back after two weeks of absolute chaos. Between quitting Whole Foods after three days, juggling multiple court matters, fighting with insurance companies, dealing with money stress, getting noise complaints because her children exist...
Smart Bitches Know: Women Have No Rights
Yo babies, we have no rights... mainly because we have vaginas.Yo Mama is here to share. Back with the attack after a week of slack.Shout out da BeDees. #DontDropItDontStopIt
Bitches Are Allowed To Be Assertive
A chaotic, funny, and brutally honest episode where Yo Mama opens by admitting she completely lost track of the days and accidentally missed the usual Wednesday upload. What starts as a rant about being overwhelmed quickly turns into a bigger c...
You Got Gay Played
You weren’t confused.You were ignoring it.This episode is about women staying in relationships with men who were never actually into them—and then twisting themselves into knots trying to make it make sense.He didn’t pursue yo...
Stop Worshipping Rich People
Stop giving a fuck about celebrities.They don’t know you, they don’t care about you, and they definitely don’t need your money.The internet just keeps shoving them in your face so you stay distracted, keep comparing yourself, and ...
Stop Birthing For Tik Tok Content
The title explains it all!Yo Mamma is here to let y'all know, having babies with randos to kill Tik Tok live time should not be a thing.Let's all think about who we let inside of us and what the true outcome is! Children are peopl...
Fight Wit Yo Man
Fight wit yo man ladies!Thank me later.Music by Nathan Wills
Yo Mamma Let You Go
“She let herself go.”Shut the fuck up.She didn’t “go” anywhere — she just stopped performing for you.That phrase isn’t descriptive, it’s control. It’s a warning to women: stay polished, stay desirable, or you’ve failed....
Cute Bitches Bounce
Cute bitches bounce.Not later. Not after you beg. Not after you overthink.Early.If it feels off, it is.If you’re confused, that’s your answer.No chasing. No explaining. No waiting.You bounce.Music b...
Bitch, That’s Not Perimenopause
Bitch, That’s Not PerimenopauseEveryone on the internet suddenly has perimenopause.Bad mood? Hormones.Can’t sleep? Hormones.Your life is chaotic? …still hormones.Let’s get one thing straight — the perimenopause ...
Hot Bitches Study
In this episode of Bitch Don’t Be Dumb, Yo Mama delivers a simple philosophy: being a hot bitch isn’t just about looks—it’s about being smart, curious, and leveling yourself up. She talks about why women should prioritize learning, pay...
Managing Life Fuck
Life has a way of absolutely fucking up your plans. One minute you think you’ve got things handled, the next minute the job falls through, the money’s tight, someone disappoints you, or everything piles up at once for no apparent reason. It’s n...
Bator Bros Are Not Straight
This week on Bitch Don’t Be Dumb, Yo Mamma dives into the wild world of “Bater Bros” — straight men who get together to, well… not-so-privately handle their business.Is it straight? Is it bi? Is it just “boys being boys”? Or is ...
Where Yo Wig From?
Human hair wigs are a multi-billion-dollar global industry — but whose hair is it, really?This week, Your Mama dives into the human hair trade: temple donations in India, factory processing overseas, billion-dollar beauty markups, and th...
Rich People Hate Earth
This week on Bitch Don’t Be Dumb, we’re calling it exactly what it is.Private jets. Superyachts. Billionaire bunkers. Space joyrides. Climate galas with helicopter pads.You don’t get to lecture normal people about recycli...
Don't Tattoo Your Face
Don’t Tattoo Your Face is a blunt, unapologetic rant aimed squarely at women, arguing that some decisions don’t become empowering just because we call them that. The episode takes on face tattoos and visible ink as a fast track ...
Straight Women Don't Peg
Straight Women Don’t Peg is a rant-disguised-as-a-public-service-announcement about how some men outsource their sexual identity crises to women and then call it “open-minded.” It argues that a lot of so-called adventurous requests aren’...
10 Things Yo Mama No Longer Explains
This is a confessional with boundaries. In this milestone episode, Yo Mamma lays out ten parts of her life that people feel entitled to question, interpret, or demand explanations for—and why that entitlement had to end.From abortions an...