Bitch Don't Be Dumb
Bitch Don’t Be Dumb is a straight-shooting show for women who want the truth fast, clean, and without emotional cushioning.
Yo Mamma cuts through the excuses and second-guessing women fall into, breaking down what you already know but wont' say out loud.
If you’re clueless, call her daddy.
If you’re switched on… stay here.
Episodes
22 episodes
Stop Birthing For Tik Tok Content
The title explains it all!Yo Mamma is here to let y'all know, having babies with randos to kill Tik Tok live time should not be a thing.Let's all think about who we let inside of us and what the true outcome is! Children are peopl...
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35:01
Yo Mamma Let You Go
“She let herself go.”Shut the fuck up.She didn’t “go” anywhere — she just stopped performing for you.That phrase isn’t descriptive, it’s control. It’s a warning to women: stay polished, stay desirable, or you’ve failed....
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19:45
Cute Bitches Bounce
Cute bitches bounce.Not later. Not after you beg. Not after you overthink.Early.If it feels off, it is.If you’re confused, that’s your answer.No chasing. No explaining. No waiting.You bounce.Music b...
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Season 1
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Episode 19
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33:14
Bitch, That’s Not Perimenopause
Bitch, That’s Not PerimenopauseEveryone on the internet suddenly has perimenopause.Bad mood? Hormones.Can’t sleep? Hormones.Your life is chaotic? …still hormones.Let’s get one thing straight — the perimenopause ...
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Season 1
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Episode 18
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29:31
Hot Bitches Study
In this episode of Bitch Don’t Be Dumb, Yo Mama delivers a simple philosophy: being a hot bitch isn’t just about looks—it’s about being smart, curious, and leveling yourself up. She talks about why women should prioritize learning, pay...
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Season 1
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Episode 17
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28:57
Managing Life Fuck
Life has a way of absolutely fucking up your plans. One minute you think you’ve got things handled, the next minute the job falls through, the money’s tight, someone disappoints you, or everything piles up at once for no apparent reason. It’s n...
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Season 1
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Episode 16
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26:28
Bator Bros Are Not Straight
This week on Bitch Don’t Be Dumb, Yo Mamma dives into the wild world of “Bater Bros” — straight men who get together to, well… not-so-privately handle their business.Is it straight? Is it bi? Is it just “boys being boys”? Or is ...
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Season 1
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Episode 15
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22:42
Where Yo Wig From?
Human hair wigs are a multi-billion-dollar global industry — but whose hair is it, really?This week, Your Mama dives into the human hair trade: temple donations in India, factory processing overseas, billion-dollar beauty markups, and th...
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Season 1
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Episode 14
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26:43
Rich People Hate Earth
This week on Bitch Don’t Be Dumb, we’re calling it exactly what it is.Private jets. Superyachts. Billionaire bunkers. Space joyrides. Climate galas with helicopter pads.You don’t get to lecture normal people about recycli...
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Season 1
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Episode 13
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29:06
Don't Tattoo Your Face
Don’t Tattoo Your Face is a blunt, unapologetic rant aimed squarely at women, arguing that some decisions don’t become empowering just because we call them that. The episode takes on face tattoos and visible ink as a fast track ...
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Season 1
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Episode 12
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30:32
Straight Women Don't Peg
Straight Women Don’t Peg is a rant-disguised-as-a-public-service-announcement about how some men outsource their sexual identity crises to women and then call it “open-minded.” It argues that a lot of so-called adventurous requests aren’...
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Season 1
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Episode 11
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30:39
10 Things Yo Mama No Longer Explains
This is a confessional with boundaries. In this milestone episode, Yo Mamma lays out ten parts of her life that people feel entitled to question, interpret, or demand explanations for—and why that entitlement had to end.From abortions an...
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Season 1
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Episode 10
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30:39
Fuck Yo Diamonds
This week, your mama is not hating — she’s offering perspective.In Episode 9 of Bitch Don’t Be Dumb, we talk about wealth, value, and the obscene performance of excess in a world where regular people are worried about rent, food...
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Season 1
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Episode 9
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32:29
Passwords Before Pussy
Welcome to Episode Eight of Bitch, Don’t Be Dumb. First episode of 2026 and Yo Mamma is not easing anyone in.This one’s for the women in “trust-based” monogamy with a man who still guards his phone like it’s Fort Knox. Let’s be ...
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Season 1
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Episode 8
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29:47
Nepotism Comes From Sperm
In this episode, Yo Mama tells the truth nobody in a hiring meeting is brave enough to say out loud: merit is cute, but lineage pays the rent. We’re talking last names, legacy admits, family group chats, and the magical way certain people keep ...
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Season 1
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Episode 7
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29:47
Burkas Are Fucked
Burkas Are Fucked is a no-apologies rant about control disguised as “culture.” Yo Mamma goes straight for the lie at the center of modesty politics—when women’s bodies are treated as problems to be covered, managed, and erased. This episode cal...
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Season 1
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Episode 6
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30:14
Stop Normalizing Eating Ass
Not everything needs to be normalized.Some things need to be quietly declined.This week on Bitch Don’t Be Dumb, Yo Mamma takes aim at the internet’s favorite trick: repackaging sexual pressure as “empowerment.” Women are told by too ...
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Season 1
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Episode 5
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31:49
Claim Your Clam: A Practical Guide to Flap Clapping
Yo Mamma delivers the public health announcement nobody else has the guts to make. This week is all about daily masturbation: not for men, not for sex, but for your hormones, your sanity, and your standards.Yo Mamma talks meat beating li...
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Season 1
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Episode 4
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31:13
Your Eggs Aren't Rotten
In this episode, Yo Mamma unpacks the pressure women feel around fertility — the timelines, the scare tactics, the “your clock is ticking” messaging, and the idea that you’re somehow behind if your life didn’t follow a perfect script.She br...
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Season 1
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Episode 3
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33:18
Why I'm Not Your Daddy
In this episode of Bitch Don’t Be Dumb, Yo Mamma breaks down the modern “get money fast” pressure aimed at young women. With humor and straight talk, she reminds girls that their worth isn’t measured in likes, cash, or how much skin they show o...
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Season 1
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Episode 2
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29:31